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| Takeo Member 104 Posts 5/00 |  Posted - May 18 2000 : 8:24PMOk... I just got a DVD player recently and I'm trying to find some stuff I like on DVD but I'm not having much luck :/ It seems like most DVD's are American and so far I'm not liking most of the American stuff. I'm sick and tired of seeing... 1. Tattoos. Yuck!!! I find most tattoo to be really ugly. Why do so many of the girls in American videos have all these horrible tattoos! 2. Videos which make obviously false claims. I know there is an element of fantasy in adult films, but I just bought one of the "freshman fantasies" videos and most of the girls looked like they were 30-something!!! Not one of them looked anywhere near 20. 3. Fake boobs. This is a huge turn-off for me... big, ugly, unnatural... yeck... not to mention the scars. Some of these girls look more like androids than real humans. 4. Guys who always have to jerk themselves off. This doesn't bother me that much, but it is somewhat perplexing to me. If the sex is so hot, why do they always have to finish themselves off by hand? 5. Guys who "dribble"... pathetic!!! I recent bought one of the BJ Fantasies DVD's from Metro and honest to god... I actually missed some of the "money shots" the first time round. I was like... what the hell?! Did he cum? I missed it. Rewind... slow motion... where was it... rewind again... oh... there it is... a few dribbles... I mean literally dribbles... like two tiny drops. What the hell?! Is it so hard to produce some semen? I don't know about most guys... but I never "dribble"... far from it!!! (unless of course I've jerked myself off about half a dozen times or something) 6. Suntans. Ok... I know most people will disagree with me on this one... but some of these girls from LA in all these American vidoes have skin that just looks like leather to me. Maybe this has something to do with the fact that I'm Canadian and we don't have suntans  7. Girls and guys with zits all over their arses!!! Enough said! 8. The ubiquitous "velcro" vagina moustach... I'm not saying I want to see hairy 70's style stuff... but maybe the Americans are taking this shaving thing a little too far... this is not a big complaint... just a random thought. In short... I'm tired of all these overly tanned 30-something girls with tattoos, boob jobs, percings, pimples etc. Where are the natural beauties? Real boobs. Real personality. Smooth skin. No tattoos! In other words... normal (but attractive) people! Now... that said... there is some stuff I truly love (believe it or not ... mainly Seymore and Ben Dover. I know Seymore violates a number of the things I just talked about (if not all!!!)... but they make up for it with sheer exuberance... and Seymore just seems like such a genuinely nice guy. And Ben Dover almost always blows me away. Ok... not all of the girls in his videos are outstanding... but at least they're REAL!!! The sex, the girls... everything seems so natural and so real! Now *that's* erotic... not some ugly 30-something full of tattoos saying "oh yah baby... cum in my mouth" and it sounds like she's reading off a cue-card. Anyway... sorry for the rant If anyone has any DVD suggestions for a *huge* Ben Dover fan (i.e. natural girls... real sex... real enthusiasm and scenes where the *GIRLS* actually get off... not just the guys)... I would appreciate it. Unfortunately none of the "Ben Dover" stuff is on DVD Does anyone know where I could email "Ben Dover" (Steve Perry) to plead for some DVD releases? [Link] |
| Pablo Member CA USA 72 Posts 11/99 |  Posted - May 19 2000 : 8:18AMFor natural beauty and real boobs - I would suggest Private titles. I've only seen about five but have become a huge fan. You will see shaved women, but not as many that are completely bald. I have only seen one or two tattoos and they easily have the most beautiful, natural women out there. I recommend getting "Millenium" for a nice taste of what they offer - a very good sampling indeed.  [Link] |
| DGF Member 122 Posts 1/00 | Posted - May 19 2000 : 2:55PM I agree 100% on this one! Why does a woman have to stain her beautiful natural skin with green ink? To that I could add excessive piercings in unusual places like on the tongue or the clit. The only piercings I like are the ones on the ear or the navel. "3. Fake boobs. This is a huge turn-off for me... big, ugly, unnatural... yeck... not to mention the scars. Some of these girls look more like androids than real humans." I don't mind boob-jobs, provided that they're done right. I like the boob-jobs and I like the naturals; I like them both. "6. Suntans. Ok... I know most people will disagree with me on this one... but some of these girls from LA in all these American vidoes have skin that just looks like leather to me. Maybe this has something to do with the fact that I'm Canadian and we don't have suntans " Personally I don't mind either way. I guess I'm the minority when I don't find a tanned woman any more attractive than an untanned woman. I like both. But since I like both and almost 100% of the girls on porn are very tanned I would like to see some more that aren't as tan. In and of itself I don't find a tan any more or less attractive unless we're talking about extremes like an albino or something like that. Now tanning does have one very negative side-effect and that is that it ages and wrinkles the skin by dehydrating it, thus the "leathery" appearance. So tanning eventually tends to take away the youthful appearance of skin. "8. The ubiquitous "velcro" vagina moustach... I'm not saying I want to see hairy 70's style stuff... but maybe the Americans are taking this shaving thing a little too far... this is not a big complaint... just a random thought." I don't mind. I certainly prefer it to 70s style stuff. But I do prefer a little hair to totally bald. And it's not like I mind seeing hair either just not extremely hairy. It might be good to have a little more variety. "2. Videos which make obviously false claims. " They certainly shouldn't lie. It's despicable to lie to make a sale. In fact this is illegal under false advertising laws. [This message has been edited by DGF (edited May 19, 2000).] [Link] |
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