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| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | I ran across a clip some time ago of some sort of "blowjob contest"... it was actually pretty stupid because there was no "contest" involved, just an excuse to have a few girls blowing a ton of guys. But, I thought it was an interesting sounding concept. What if someone did do a real competition where there were two girls actually trying to get as many guys off in a given time, or something like that? There's also the "wrestling" themed videos, but those tend to be either silly excuses for lesbian action with a catfight context, or a real pair of ugly looking women that are actually wrestling with serious intensity... ends up being both boring and a little disturbing at the same time - not sexy. Anyways, I was wondering if anyone knows of "competitions" where there is real competition, and yet still enjoyable in terms of being sexy... stuff that's not mean-spirited... just has some drama because you don't know what's going to happen next. One thing I can think of would be the aforementioned real cock-sucking contest, where the girls are actually trying to get as many guys off as possible in a given time... sure the guys would have to cooperate and be "impartial", but at least it's a start. It would be cool if there were competitions involving guy/girl teams of some sort... not sure how. I'm guessing it would involve the girls trying to get each other fucked. [Link] |
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| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | A real competition requires a contest of physical skills... in this case it would be the skills involved in having various kinds of sex. Testing those skills in an objective way is tough, though. One thing I can think of would be challenging the contestants to have sex for some length of time in a very tricky position... something requiring balance or strength or flexibility to perform it... perhaps requiring shifting combinations of all of the above in order to fuck in the required style. This could be done "solo" (girls trying to fuck a dildo/vibrator) or as male/female team competitions.
The girls wrestle in the middle, where they must first untie/pull off one article of the other girl's clothing and then push her opponent into her team's corner of the ring, where the guys on her team get to fuck the opposing girl for two minutes in every place she's missing clothing -- loss of bikini top = titfuck, loss of first bottom = pussy fucking, loss of second bottom = ass fucking. After a fucking, the girls return to the center of the ring to resume wrestling until another article of clothing is removed. The important exception to this rule is any girl that is naked can immediately be pushed into a corner for more fucking. Once a guy has fucked her three times in his assigned way, starting on the next fucking the girl on his team must suck or jerk his cock until she can direct his cumshot onto the opposing girl's face. Any guy wanking himself between completing his third fuck and shooting his facial is disqualified. Once he's delivered his facial, during future fuckings he can "help" one of the other guys fuck the opposing girl and have it count towards the required totals -- double-pussy, double-anal, double-tittie (never actually seen that but it sounds possible). Another factor is the clock -- there would be rounds, let's say 5 minutes each. Fuckings would continue after the bell and still last the full 2 minutes, with the exception that girls could be "saved by the bell" from getting a facial if he can't get it off before the bell (he doesn't get the full 2 minutes if the bell goes off). Between rounds is an intermission, during which both girls can put back on one article of clothing and keep their men hard any way they wish. Obviously, as the girls lose more and more clothing, more guys fuck the girls at the same time. The winner is the first team to have all 3 guys deliver their facials. The losing girl must then give head to the winning girl while all six guys take turns shooting any unspent ammo up the losing girl's ass. Now that's a competition. |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Then there could also be a relay race, where the first girl has to beat the clock as she's beating off the cock. If the clock runs out on her before the cock runs out of juice, she's eliminated. But if she gets him off in time then a couple minutes get added to her team's clock and one of her teammates takes over, using those precious seconds of extended life to try and get the next cock off, with the objective of going as deep as possible into a lineup of dongs without the clock ever running down to zero. Or it could be hotter to do it russian roulette style, where two girls compete directly against each other on the same dong at the same time, each of them getting 30 seconds at a time to try and ejaculate him (a bell might actually ring when it was time for them to switch, or something less annoying than a bell maybe, but anyone who started hogging the cock when it was no longer her turn would be disqualified.) So there would be strategy almost, because she wouldn't want to work him too hard only to have her time expire 3 seconds before he shot his load. And so on. |
| Jake SMA Productions Vancouver BC 21 Posts 11/05 | want the best "extreme" content on the planet .. I am your guy ...ICQ 161217818 Edited by - Jake on 11/17/2005 11:04:30 PM |
| hammer Member 222 Posts 12/02 | Pretentious wrote: Yeah.... I don't think it really works though if you have any sort of "judging" involved... then it always becomes manufactured drama. There may be Olympic judges scoring things like gymnastics, but in porn, everything is so fake, "impartial judges" could never be taken serio in this case it would be the skills involved in having various kinds of sex. Testing those skills in an objective way is tough, though Now that's a competition. |
| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | Now... one alternative to the "panel of judges" (which would have zero credibility with me) would be a large crowd of bystanders... people with no financial interest in the production... just guys who want to see hot chicks getting fucked. A frat party, for example. Take the production to a big frat party or a big spring break location, get a few hundred horny college guys to show up, and have them root for the girls. The obvious way to score it would be the volume of the crowd, but it never seems to work very well... The far better way would be to have them actually turn in ballots... give them all a free beer in exchange for voting. See... THAT would be entertaining, because the two girls would be performing in a huge number of guys, we'd see the vote numbers up on screen, and the girls involved would experience a truly public thrill of victory / agony of defeat. It would be a competition. |
| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | First, most porn movies require the guy to NOT cum for some amount of time. Guys who cum early lose face. From what I've noticed very few of them are brought anywhere near climax by the girl sucking them... it's at least hard fucking, and half the time they finish by jerking themselves off. I almost wonder how they would behave if they were SUPPOSED to cum quickly... I suspect there might be some strange things happening. Second, if the guy isn't impartial, he can really change the outcome. Third, in general, I would avoid setting it up where when the guy cums impacts the competition a lot. Like the Russian-roulette... I think most of the guys could pick which girl they hit if they wanted to. You need to minimize that happening.
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| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | First, most porn movies require the guy to NOT cum for some amount of time. Guys who cum early lose face. From what I've noticed very few of them are brought anywhere near climax by the girl sucking them... it's at least hard fucking, and half the time they finish by jerking themselves off. I almost wonder how they would behave if they were SUPPOSED to cum quickly... I suspect there might be some strange things happening. Second, if the guy isn't impartial, he can really change the outcome. Third, in general, I would avoid setting it up where when the guy cums impacts the competition a lot. Like the Russian-roulette... I think most of the guys could pick which girl they hit if they wanted to. You need to minimize that happening.
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| Sherlocks Bones Member LA, CA 50 Posts 7/05 | Another competition I just saw is a gangbang competition. It is called the World Gangbang Championship. It has been going on for four years (once a year), I think. I saw the first one and I think it was filmed in Poland. It is produced by Pink Video. |
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| Beavis69 Member 278 Posts 9/04 | Anyway, I love the "russian roulette" idea and have fantasized this MANY times both in pvt and a couple times w/ex-gf's who agreed to play along w/this fantasy ncorporated sometimes w/a catfight(sometimes not..just a bj competition).It was quite fun and gave me some of my more memorable orgasms :) I've also played this out w/phone sex girls as well. Anyway, I've always wanted there to be an actual series dedicated to this..unfortunately , most videos such as "Stiff Competition" and "Great American cocksucking Championship" come close..but always seem to disappoint a little. A couple other scenes I remember which seem to come close are in another '80's video (coincendtly w/Amber Lynn as well) was 1 called "Dirty Dreams" which involves readers/couples sending in their fantasies to a magazine for a fantasy contest..some really HOT scenes in this video..which ends w/1 of my fav all-time scenes w/Amber and Stacy Donovan getting into a little bj competition or fighting over the cock ! There was also another '80's video w/Nikki Charm and anther lady named Jacqueline(last name escapes me)where Nikki challenges her to a "fuckfight".There is no real "fight" or even real competition in this scene but the fantasy idea sure sounded hot ! I wonder if thess "competitions" happen at "swing" parties or orgies involving fun loving couples or even "competitive" ladies that swing or have exchanged partners. I'd love to see this type of idea in the "Blow Me sandwich" or "Double Decker" series from ZT...how bout it Quaze ? I also love the idea of "teams" of girls competiting vs each.."tag team" style or a multitude of girls competing in an "elimanation" style tournament of some type..all the ideas as far as rules mentioned in this topic have been really interesting.I prefer the "russian roulette" the best but thats subject to debate and personal taste..I just love it when girls "compete" vs each other..either sexually or "catfight"/wrestling style ! I'm glad some others out there have brought some of these ideas which I share to the forum ! Thanks a lot ! By the way, Isabella..being a woman..what are your thoughts on this becoming a video series realistically ? Would you want to be 1 of those in the cast ...and vs who ? Anyone have ideas on "rivalries" that could be formed in porn ? |
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| Irish Caraway Member I like to fist girls. 274 Posts 7/05 | Contests: 1. The Depth Guage - using a standard dildo - how deep can you go? can do anal, vag or oral. 2. Wide Load - check strechability by using increasing number of same size dildos or those bladder-type toys that were more popular about 10 years ago. anal or vag. 3. Bowling for Bukkake - how many loads with no spillage and no puking 4. Spinal tap Sybian - crank it to 11. Endurance test. Throw in a supercharged anal egg and see who can last the longest 5. The Irish Fisterman - put 1 girl on my left hand and one on my right...(ok that one is mainly for MY benefit. 6. Three's a crowd - TAP, QAP or just Four on the whore. 7. sex with me - the Irish sweepstakes...or, Irish's sweepstakes. Just a thought... Just a thought |
| Dick Froth Member 293 Posts 11/05 | I would love to see something along these lines, with a lot gargling and mass swallowing. The girls can even act as fluffers for their own competition. Besides, there are no losers in these contests. Sounds wild? Good, I like wild. I'll say it again, we need some good GGG type movies in the states. PS. I'm not surprised Selena Silver was up for some fun. Her scenes are usually dirty and she's one of my favorites. |
| Pretentious Member 90 Posts 11/05 | I've thought of a variation on "Russian Roulette" and "Bowling for Bukkake" that might actually make it impartial: The key is to BLINDFOLD (maybe give them earplugs too) the male participants so they can't know which girl is blowing them. Then you have the two girls play the game of attempting to suck as many guys off as possible, first come, first serve. No spillage or facials would count -- the guys would have to cum entirely with her mouth closed and then the girls would open and show the load before swallowing it. Have them only spend 30 seconds or so on a guy before they alternate. The girl who swallows the most loads WITHOUT GAGGING wins. Combine that with it being done at a frat party with all the guys being amateurs and the crowd cheering them on. The remaining guys would give bukkake to the losing girl, after which she would eat the pussy of the winning girl. That would actually be a cool competition, that I actually would believe the girls were intent on winning. |
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