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Pretentious
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90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 12:49AM
I ran across a clip some time ago of some sort of "blowjob contest"... it was actually pretty stupid because there was no "contest" involved, just an excuse to have a few girls blowing a ton of guys.

But, I thought it was an interesting sounding concept. What if someone did do a real competition where there were two girls actually trying to get as many guys off in a given time, or something like that?

There's also the "wrestling" themed videos, but those tend to be either silly excuses for lesbian action with a catfight context, or a real pair of ugly looking women that are actually wrestling with serious intensity... ends up being both boring and a little disturbing at the same time - not sexy.

Anyways, I was wondering if anyone knows of "competitions" where there is real competition, and yet still enjoyable in terms of being sexy... stuff that's not mean-spirited... just has some drama because you don't know what's going to happen next.

One thing I can think of would be the aforementioned real cock-sucking contest, where the girls are actually trying to get as many guys off as possible in a given time... sure the guys would have to cooperate and be "impartial", but at least it's a start.

It would be cool if there were competitions involving guy/girl teams of some sort... not sure how. I'm guessing it would involve the girls trying to get each other fucked.

croy
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Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 5:02AM
Not real, but there was the Superstar Sex Challenge trilogy from VCA that was modeled after American Gladiator . The first, which I wish was on DVD, had Tammi Ann and Kaitlyn Ashley as the contestants.
Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 11:45AM
Check out World's Biggest Bang Off. Gang bang competition.
hammer
Member

222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 15 2005 : 6:33PM
I brought up this subject on the evolution erotica forum about a year or so ago.I was thinking of a nasty gurl competion.have 3 or 4 girls prefom what they would consider the nasties thing that they would do to win .sadly Selena Silver was the only one who thought it would be a great Idea. I would love to see what the girls come up with .
Pretentious
Member

90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 16 2005 : 1:20PM
Yeah.... I don't think it really works though if you have any sort of "judging" involved... then it always becomes manufactured drama. There may be Olympic judges scoring things like gymnastics, but in porn, everything is so fake, "impartial judges" could never be taken seriously.

A real competition requires a contest of physical skills... in this case it would be the skills involved in having various kinds of sex. Testing those skills in an objective way is tough, though.

One thing I can think of would be challenging the contestants to have sex for some length of time in a very tricky position... something requiring balance or strength or flexibility to perform it... perhaps requiring shifting combinations of all of the above in order to fuck in the required style. This could be done "solo" (girls trying to fuck a dildo/vibrator) or as male/female team competitions.


I've always liked women oil/jello wrestling... how about this: they could have opposing teams, with each team having 3 guys and 1 girl. The each girl wears a string bikini top (with the knots tied so they can be jerked undone) and two bikini bottoms (again string type and easily undone) -- the outer one being normal, the inner one being crochless.

The girls wrestle in the middle, where they must first untie/pull off one article of the other girl's clothing and then push her opponent into her team's corner of the ring, where the guys on her team get to fuck the opposing girl for two minutes in every place she's missing clothing -- loss of bikini top = titfuck, loss of first bottom = pussy fucking, loss of second bottom = ass fucking.

After a fucking, the girls return to the center of the ring to resume wrestling until another article of clothing is removed. The important exception to this rule is any girl that is naked can immediately be pushed into a corner for more fucking. Once a guy has fucked her three times in his assigned way, starting on the next fucking the girl on his team must suck or jerk his cock until she can direct his cumshot onto the opposing girl's face. Any guy wanking himself between completing his third fuck and shooting his facial is disqualified. Once he's delivered his facial, during future fuckings he can "help" one of the other guys fuck the opposing girl and have it count towards the required totals -- double-pussy, double-anal, double-tittie (never actually seen that but it sounds possible).

Another factor is the clock -- there would be rounds, let's say 5 minutes each. Fuckings would continue after the bell and still last the full 2 minutes, with the exception that girls could be "saved by the bell" from getting a facial if he can't get it off before the bell (he doesn't get the full 2 minutes if the bell goes off). Between rounds is an intermission, during which both girls can put back on one article of clothing and keep their men hard any way they wish.

Obviously, as the girls lose more and more clothing, more guys fuck the girls at the same time. The winner is the first team to have all 3 guys deliver their facials. The losing girl must then give head to the winning girl while all six guys take turns shooting any unspent ammo up the losing girl's ass.

Now that's a competition.

 
monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 8:26PM
As always, I'm thinking about fairness, so I'd have 2 cocksucking teams with split screen action and stopwatches running at the bottom corners of the screen. But the only way for it to really be fair is if both teams of girls are trying to make the SAME dicks cum, because some dicks squirt easier than others do, you know, and it wouldn't be fair if team 1 got the easier dicks. So.... that means you have to film team 2 on a different day than team 1, so that you can shoot both teams sucking off the same dicks in the same order simultaneously on split screen. Only then could you award a legitimate and meaningful trophy to the winners.

Then there could also be a relay race, where the first girl has to beat the clock as she's beating off the cock. If the clock runs out on her before the cock runs out of juice, she's eliminated. But if she gets him off in time then a couple minutes get added to her team's clock and one of her teammates takes over, using those precious seconds of extended life to try and get the next cock off, with the objective of going as deep as possible into a lineup of dongs without the clock ever running down to zero.

Or it could be hotter to do it russian roulette style, where two girls compete directly against each other on the same dong at the same time, each of them getting 30 seconds at a time to try and ejaculate him (a bell might actually ring when it was time for them to switch, or something less annoying than a bell maybe, but anyone who started hogging the cock when it was no longer her turn would be disqualified.) So there would be strategy almost, because she wouldn't want to work him too hard only to have her time expire 3 seconds before he shot his load. And so on.

Jake
SMA Productions

Vancouver BC
21 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 11:03PM
I actually shot some content for a customer that was called jizzquiz ...it was chocked full of real competitions ... it was intended for the net but was never marketed properly ... hell anyone interested in grabbing it for DVD release wouldn't do to bad ... plus it was as fun as hell to work on and produce ...

want the best "extreme" content on the planet .. I am your guy ...ICQ 161217818

Edited by - Jake on 11/17/2005 11:04:30 PM

hammer
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222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 8:42PM
I'm not sure what the term manufactured drama means,but if it means one girl doing the nastiest things she can come up with to win a nasty contest then I'd take it! as far as the judging is concerned I really could care less who wins its the sex I'm interested in.I can make up my own mind who I think won. as far as the skills you mention I'm thinking that if even 2 of the girls do the same sex act that it would still be interesting to see which did the better job. now that I've read your entire post I can see we're not even on the same page as far as well any thing I dont even know why I bother
Pretentious wrote:
Yeah.... I don't think it really works though if you have any sort of "judging" involved... then it always becomes manufactured drama. There may be Olympic judges scoring things like gymnastics, but in porn, everything is so fake, "impartial judges" could never be taken serio in this case it would be the skills involved in having various kinds of sex. Testing those skills in an objective way is tough, though

Now that's a competition.
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Pretentious
Member

90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 7:22AM
I agree, we're on different pages. I'm looking for something that's actually somewhat objective, rather than just another porn movie with a different introduction. While I agree with your sentiment that it would be cool to see two girls compete to demonstrate who is the better fuck, if the judges are just following a script and the girls know it's just another movie, with a little bit of acting at the beginning/end... then it's too insulting to watch.

Now... one alternative to the "panel of judges" (which would have zero credibility with me) would be a large crowd of bystanders... people with no financial interest in the production... just guys who want to see hot chicks getting fucked. A frat party, for example. Take the production to a big frat party or a big spring break location, get a few hundred horny college guys to show up, and have them root for the girls. The obvious way to score it would be the volume of the crowd, but it never seems to work very well... The far better way would be to have them actually turn in ballots... give them all a free beer in exchange for voting.

See... THAT would be entertaining, because the two girls would be performing in a huge number of guys, we'd see the vote numbers up on screen, and the girls involved would experience a truly public thrill of victory / agony of defeat. It would be a competition.

Pretentious
Member

90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 7:35AM
There are a few issues with guys cumming...

First, most porn movies require the guy to NOT cum for some amount of time. Guys who cum early lose face. From what I've noticed very few of them are brought anywhere near climax by the girl sucking them... it's at least hard fucking, and half the time they finish by jerking themselves off. I almost wonder how they would behave if they were SUPPOSED to cum quickly... I suspect there might be some strange things happening.

Second, if the guy isn't impartial, he can really change the outcome.

Third, in general, I would avoid setting it up where when the guy cums impacts the competition a lot. Like the Russian-roulette... I think most of the guys could pick which girl they hit if they wanted to. You need to minimize that happening.


I think the simple solution might be to have a single line of guys, and they go to the first girl available... that way, none of them know very far in advance which guys will end up with which girls. In theory, if you have ENOUGH guys, the behavior of the individual guys will balance out.

Pretentious
Member

90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 7:37AM
There are a few issues with guys cumming...

First, most porn movies require the guy to NOT cum for some amount of time. Guys who cum early lose face. From what I've noticed very few of them are brought anywhere near climax by the girl sucking them... it's at least hard fucking, and half the time they finish by jerking themselves off. I almost wonder how they would behave if they were SUPPOSED to cum quickly... I suspect there might be some strange things happening.

Second, if the guy isn't impartial, he can really change the outcome.

Third, in general, I would avoid setting it up where when the guy cums impacts the competition a lot. Like the Russian-roulette... I think most of the guys could pick which girl they hit if they wanted to. You need to minimize that happening.


I think the simple solution might be to have a single line of guys, and they go to the first girl available... that way, none of them know very far in advance which guys will end up with which girls. In theory, if you have ENOUGH guys, the behavior of the individual guys will balance out.

Isabel_Ice
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I was living in the dark... but now I see the light...
338 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 7:50AM
I think that's a great idea
hammer
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222 Posts
12/02
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 11:43PM
thanks Isabel I'm so glad that you understand what I'm saying
Sherlocks Bones
Member

LA, CA
50 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 3:05AM
There is series called the American Cocksucking Championship where girls show off their oral skills in a boxing ring.

Another competition I just saw is a gangbang competition. It is called the World Gangbang Championship. It has been going on for four years (once a year), I think. I saw the first one and I think it was filmed in Poland. It is produced by Pink Video.

parker29
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tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:43AM
I remember a flick from the 70's called, "Wide World OF Spurts" that starred Vanessa Del Rio. Never saw it, but I am sure it was ridiculous.
parker
 
Wodgers
Member

414 Posts
7/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:58AM
Caballero's classic 80's feature Stiff Competition started it all...
Beavis69
Member

278 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 21 2005 : 2:33AM
I LOVE all these ideas !! This has been a longtime fantasy of mine ..as I am equally turned on by double bj's and also by oil/mud/jello,etc wrestling and catfight/wrestling scenarios and videos ! I've seen a few examples (not nearly enough for me in porn tho unfortuanately) ..or what could be interpreted as competitions. A video back in the '80's w/2 of my fav's..in fact my all-time fav Amber Lynn and Nina Hartly had them in competing vs each other in a video called "Battle of the Titans"..involving a bj contest and "fuckfight" to see which girl could get their guy off 1st..of course it ended up 1-1 w/Nina n Amber lezzing each other in the end.
Anyway, I love the "russian roulette" idea and have fantasized this MANY times both in pvt and a couple times w/ex-gf's who agreed to play along w/this fantasy ncorporated sometimes w/a catfight(sometimes not..just a bj competition).It was quite fun and gave me some of my more memorable orgasms :) I've also played this out w/phone sex girls as well. Anyway, I've always wanted there to be an actual series dedicated to this..unfortunately , most videos such as "Stiff Competition" and "Great American cocksucking Championship" come close..but always seem to disappoint a little. A couple other scenes I remember which seem to come close are in another '80's video (coincendtly w/Amber Lynn as well) was 1 called "Dirty Dreams" which involves readers/couples sending in their fantasies to a magazine for a fantasy contest..some really HOT scenes in this video..which ends w/1 of my fav all-time scenes w/Amber and Stacy Donovan getting into a little bj competition or fighting over the cock ! There was also another '80's video w/Nikki Charm and anther lady named Jacqueline(last name escapes me)where Nikki challenges her to a "fuckfight".There is no real "fight" or even real competition in this scene but the fantasy idea sure sounded hot ! I wonder if thess "competitions" happen at "swing" parties or orgies involving fun loving couples or even "competitive" ladies that swing or have exchanged partners. I'd love to see this type of idea in the "Blow Me sandwich" or "Double Decker" series from ZT...how bout it Quaze ? I also love the idea of "teams" of girls competiting vs each.."tag team" style or a multitude of girls competing in an "elimanation" style tournament of some type..all the ideas as far as rules mentioned in this topic have been really interesting.I prefer the "russian roulette" the best but thats subject to debate and personal taste..I just love it when girls "compete" vs each other..either sexually or "catfight"/wrestling style ! I'm glad some others out there have brought some of these ideas which I share to the forum ! Thanks a lot ! By the way, Isabella..being a woman..what are your thoughts on this becoming a video series realistically ? Would you want to be 1 of those in the cast ...and vs who ? Anyone have ideas on "rivalries" that could be formed in porn ?
kafka All-Star Supporter
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IAFD.com
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4/04
Posted - Nov 21 2005 : 10:55PM
You get some interesting competitions in Japanese AV, especially from Soft on Demand. At the end of their 108 girl zenra competition, where a bunch of girls do nude athletic events, there are some XXX rated extra contests. One of them involves a girl and a guy on a high platform, with another girl below. The girl on the platform blows the guy until he shoots off the platform, and the girl below tries to catch it in a beaker. The team that catches the most wins. Then one girl pees off the platform and the other girl trys to catch it in a beaker. These are done outside in a fairly stiff breeze, so obviously the results are a total mess. Bizarre but fun.
Loraine
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1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - Nov 22 2005 : 12:28AM
Iron Chef
Irish Caraway
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I like to fist girls.
274 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 1 2005 : 1:34PM
I have had this idea for years. Seems to be a possibility now more+so due to the more accepted extreme porn.
Contests:
1. The Depth Guage - using a standard dildo - how deep can you go? can do anal, vag or oral.
2. Wide Load - check strechability by using increasing number of same size dildos or those bladder-type toys that were more popular about 10 years ago. anal or vag.
3. Bowling for Bukkake - how many loads with no spillage and no puking
4. Spinal tap Sybian - crank it to 11. Endurance test. Throw in a supercharged anal egg and see who can last the longest
5. The Irish Fisterman - put 1 girl on my left hand and one on my right...(ok that one is mainly for MY benefit.
6. Three's a crowd - TAP, QAP or just Four on the whore.
7. sex with me - the Irish sweepstakes...or, Irish's sweepstakes.

Just a thought...
Irish Caraway

Just a thought

Dick Froth
Member

293 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 1 2005 : 3:52PM
The only FAIR contest I can think of are sperm drinking contests. Now bear with me. You get about 100 guys to fill up a big bowl then split it into two even amounts. THE OBJECTIVE: You have 2 teams consisting of 2 girls each where the girls have to feed sperm to each other using only their mouths. The first girl can continually suck cum through a straw or just sip it from the container and then spew it into her teammate's mouth. After the container is down to half the amount the girls switch. That way both girls get do some drinking and feeding of their own.

I would love to see something along these lines, with a lot gargling and mass swallowing. The girls can even act as fluffers for their own competition. Besides, there are no losers in these contests.

Sounds wild? Good, I like wild. I'll say it again, we need some good GGG type movies in the states.

PS. I'm not surprised Selena Silver was up for some fun. Her scenes are usually dirty and she's one of my favorites.

Pretentious
Member

90 Posts
11/05
Posted - Feb 5 2006 : 6:50AM
Irish Caraway has some creative ideas there... most of them would be tough to do "objectively" though I'm sure they'd get plenty of DVD customers off, LOL...

I've thought of a variation on "Russian Roulette" and "Bowling for Bukkake" that might actually make it impartial:

The key is to BLINDFOLD (maybe give them earplugs too) the male participants so they can't know which girl is blowing them. Then you have the two girls play the game of attempting to suck as many guys off as possible, first come, first serve. No spillage or facials would count -- the guys would have to cum entirely with her mouth closed and then the girls would open and show the load before swallowing it. Have them only spend 30 seconds or so on a guy before they alternate. The girl who swallows the most loads WITHOUT GAGGING wins.

Combine that with it being done at a frat party with all the guys being amateurs and the crowd cheering them on. The remaining guys would give bukkake to the losing girl, after which she would eat the pussy of the winning girl.

That would actually be a cool competition, that I actually would believe the girls were intent on winning.




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