splish splash from my gash spritz 'r us spatter puss spatter batter
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Lost Horizon Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 6:11PM
Hump That Cunt Until It Pumps Pumping Cunts Cunt Pumps Pump-Action Pussies Work That Squirt Let's Go To Squirt Hit The Ceiling With Her Secretion Runny Hunnies Squirt Squad The Wet Jet Project Squirt Aid Fucked & Drained Drainage Bitches Squirt Converts Converted To Squirt
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirters Squirt til it Hurts Can your Pussy do the Dog? Cream Rinse Squirteens Flood my face Face Flooders When the Levee Breaks Taco Sauce She-Jizz You can't fool me, that Jizz is Pee!
Hardware: I get an assist on Splashdance, mine was SplashGash-what a feeling. Same joke.
Edited by - faceblaster on 9/14/2005 7:18:55 PM
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Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 7:11PM
My last post brought the number of title suggestions I have made on this thread to 200. Yes, others may be able to best me for quality, but when it comes to quantity no one can match Lost Horizon. That is it - I am definitely, genuinely, honestly, finally done now. No more suggestions: I could come up with the best title idea in the world and I would keep it to myself.
However, I thought I would finish with a little bit of shameless self-promotion: I have weeded out what I think are the twelve best ideas from my earlier posts and brought them all together here -
We Can Squirt It Out
Torrential Potential (tagline: We know [name of starlet] can fuck - but does she have Torrential Potential ?)
(Manuel Ferrara is) The Gusher Usher
The First Gush Is The Sweetest
S. E. X.:- The Special Emissions eXecutive
Pump-Action Pussies (subtitle: Primed to squirt )
Nice Squirt If You Can Get It (And You Can Get It If You Try!)
Luscious Gushers
Let's Get To Squirt
Hump That Cunt Until It Pumps
Hit The Ceiling With Her Secretion -or - Wet The Ceiling With My Secretion
(Group) Fingerbang bang bang Fingerbang bang bang bang bang I'm gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life. Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright. Cause I'm the king of fingerbang, yea, that's right. I'll just fingerbang, bang you every night.
(Cartman) And, girl you know that you're the only girl for me, girl. Girl, you're the girl of my fantasies, you're my girl, (Screams: Cartman I love you!!!) You're my girl, my girl.
"Pussy Juice Surge" "Crimson Tide" "Hurricane Pussy" "Rain" "No Lifeguard on Duty"
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Posted - Sep 17 2005 : 3:32AM
Juice Boxes Vs. Poonani Tsuanami I think we should be able to vote for the title.
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Posted - Sep 17 2005 : 7:40AM
Checking back through the suggestions, I see that saratoga120 had already proposed "Freshly Opened Juice Boxes". Now, I prefer lindi's more pared down version myself (and I agree that it is up there with Endless Loop's "Poonani Tsunami" as one of the very best title ideas we've had) but I it seemed to me that saratoga120's title should be mentioned here as there is clearly room for dispute over who had priority on this one and - since, imo, "Juice Boxes" stands a fair chance of winning - I think that (potential) dispute should be sorted out sooner rather than later.
Lost Horizon wrote:All of these titles are variations on a relatively limited number of ideas and themes. Careful word choice and editing are crucial. My view, for what it's worth, is that the creator of the best title is the person that comes up with the precise wording (or the closest to the precise wording) that the sponsors of the contest want to use.
In any event, this is a moot point. Jake Malone and Red Light District will decide who should get the credit for whatever title they choose -- it's their call as the sponsors.
BTW, let me take this opportunity to plug my favorite of my suggested titles: "Seduce My Juice"
here is another hope it has not been used before,, Manuels "Cumbrellas" some times when it pours you need a Cumbrella?? silly I know,, but no worse than alot of titles that are already on the shelves later on
Help! I'm buried under titles! I can't breathe! Please dear God make it stop! Incredible response! The hits just keep on cumming! I have my favorites and I laughed out loud at quite a few. I'm sure we can pick a winner from these. And Gurl, even if you don't win, the offer stands. Think about it....Fame...Immortality...defiled for the whole world to see by the male performer of the year. All your girlfriends will be sooo jealous! Thanks to you all. Now back slowly away from your computers and go to the park, take a nap, something, anything.
On behalf of a lot of the ADT posters, a BIG thanks to you for making that decision. Now the big question is, will CG_Gurl80 accept the invitation to be defiled? We shall see.
Jake, if it turns out CG_Gurl80 doesn't want to take up your offer, can you extend it to the other women who've posted title ideas? I know lindi, for one, could certainly show Manuel a thing or two. Louisa, cursive, ChrisLuvsPorn - I'll bet none of them would be a slouch on camera either.
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Posted - Sep 19 2005 : 9:20AM
Wow, how can you start a thread like that without telling me? I don't have the time to read everything through now, so sorry if I cum up with something already mentioned... Anyway, sounds like a must-have for me.Okay, stop it, I wan't the Gurl to win!!!Forget that, I want Lindi to win, too!!!
In case they don't make it, what about these?
Against the Current
Waves of Pleasure
Wall-to-wall Waterfall
Quench My Thirst But Drench Me First
Trip the Drip
Cave-Ripened Spring-Water
Orgushms
Flood the Censor's Ship
The Leak Age
Flower Buds Shoot Power Floods
Commotion of the Ocean
Vag Abound
Dryness is a Greek word
Wet on Dry Treatment
C'mon Soon Rain
Puddle of Flood
Water Melons
No Dry Humping Allowed
Squirting is an art form that serves more purposes than just being art.
Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 9/19/2005 4:39:47 PM
Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 9/19/2005 10:25:04 AM
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Posted - Sep 19 2005 : 10:28AM
Hey, Vince. I had wondered why we hadn't heard from you on this thread. I did think perhaps you had been overcome (or should that be 'overcum'?) at the thought of so many new squirters in the world.
I hope you're not too late with your suggestions. There are some really good ones in there. I particularly liked No Dry Humping Allowed and Great At Fucking, Awesome As Well (that second one is a class pun).
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Posted - Sep 19 2005 : 11:48AM
Thank you, Lost Horizon, glad you like my suggestions. Maybe I'm too late, but on the other hand if Jake likes my suggestions he won't exclude them. Of course there are many, many other great mentions, but who doesn't try doesn't win. Unfortunately I didn't have the time to browse the forum. I wouldn't even have noticed that this thread is another one than the one CG_Gurl succeeded in. I only had the time to run a search for vincentvangauge, vincent, vince and vvg every day to see if someone wants to talk to me, ask me something, gush or bash me or whatever. So thank you Lindi for mentioning me so I found this thread. Why not let Lindi and CG_Gurl win and let CG_Gurl gush all over me ?
Squirting is an art form that serves more purposes than just being art.