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dumblonde
Senior Member


2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Nov 22 2000 : 5:42PM
The Memo Recorder/Vibe
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    *TYPE: gag gift/novelty/hard plastic vibe
    *SIZE: vibe = 7 1/2" overall = 9"
    *BATTERIES recorder comes with batteries included, looks like 4 calculator type. Vibe needs 2 C type (not included).
    *NOISE FACTOR for this type, average
    *PRICE $17.95
    *REASON FOR PURCHASE wondering why myself *USABILITY * *BANG FOR YOUR BUCK *

REVIEW
O.K., I had thought I'd seen everything, so when I came upon this, I just had to have it. Even though this type of plastic vibe is not one I would normally buy, I figured the recorder would at least be useful, and perhaps it would make a cute stocking-stuffer or 'gag' gift for the next bachelorette party.
Actually, I didn't even test drive the vibe part, except to turn it on to check the noise level. We all know how these work, and if you're shopping for that type, you can find ones a lot cheaper. The memo recorder however, works pretty well, by depressing a small button and speaking for 10 seconds, you can leave your wife or GF a personal note. Your message is played back when the vibe is lifted off the base, and again when put back. This could be fun the first few times, but the novelty wears off fairly quickly, so thankfully it has an on/off switch on the bottom. You could replace the vibe with some other round object ( one of the C batteries?) and continue to use the recorder around the house, although the sound quality is pretty poor.
I do find these type of memo recorders handy, and keep one in my car for random thoughts. Granted, it doesn't have a vibrator attached, but I have seen a dc vibe that plugs into your car lighter socket. Hmm...sure would make those long commutes more enjoyable, maybe I'll be reviewing one of those soon!


Edited by - dumblonde on Nov 22 2000

volva
Member

penna
13 Posts
4/00
Posted - Nov 24 2000 : 5:20PM
what, a sexy woman reveiws a vibrator.....
no male response for 2 days?
wow

Dumblonde,

"Thank you again!"

Stock up on batterys, it's the holidays.

TOP TEN RECORDINGS IN DUMBLONDE'S VIBRATOR

10-"good morning"
9- "do you really want to hurt me?"by Boy George
8- "message to self : "GUYS SUCK'"
7- "you KNOW you want me"
6- "PLEASE, NO MORE!"
5- "free Mumia"
4- "YOU GO GIRL"
3- "I love you"
2- "who's your daddy"

and the number one recording on Dumblonde's vibrator;

"NO BUSH!"


Edited by - volva on Nov 24 2000

Darkmage
Member

State of Denial
328 Posts
11/99
Posted - Nov 25 2000 : 2:46PM
Hmm... some people just have too much time on their hands. Who thinks up stuff like a vibrator with a memo note?

Still, I have too much time as well. Case in point:

Dumblonde's list of vibrator notes (alternate list):

10. "Hey! Don't put me in there! I hate the dark! I don't wan-MMPPPPPPHHH!! "
9. "This dick will self-destruct in five seconds."
8. Ten seconds of a Harley Davidson Fatboy starting and revving its engine. "BAROOOOM!! budda-budda-budda..."
7. First call to races.
6. "Note to self: Pick up milk, cheese, wine and OHGODYESHARDER!!!"
5. (in a Robin Williams voice) "Goooooooooood morning, vibrator!"
4. "Hi. My name is Fabio. I'll be your new pool boy."
3. "I'm sorry, but I can't come to phone right now. Leave a message after the moan."
2. "Warning! Before using me, did you lock the door, unplug the phone, feed the cat and change the sheets?"

and the number 1 thing on dumblonde's memo vibe:

1. "My name is Bonn. James Bonn."


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