My first experience with Private is definitely memorable. I can't say that Sex Sliders met all my expectations for Private, but my expectations were very high. It's so refreshing to watch natural bodies and listen to genuine moaning. While the accents make deciphering the dialog difficult at times, they add to the eroticism. The anal sex is a bit overused for my tastes, but at least I can see the insertion and know what's going on. Private has definitely won me over, even though this isn't one of their most renowned movies.
Plot: The plot and dialog are exactly what you'd expect, banal and hilarious. Our leading characters, Caroline Cage, Dru Barrymore, David Perry, Christian Christoph, are time travelers. They go from hedonistic orgy to the land where only the rich can legally fuck. There is of course a resistance movement in the sex-controlled society, whose weapons are the pornos they produce in their lair. Between the time warp, la resistance, and the appearance of the men in black, I felt like I was watching the plots of a thousand Hollywood movies rolled into one.
The Performers: Bleached hair and eye shadow aside, the women are gorgeous with beautiful bodies. Some of the men are incredibly cute; all have great bodies and huge dicks (many are uncircumcised.)
The Sex: Great bodies, lots of insertion shots, excellent transitions between close-ups and full-body angles, oral sex for both the guys and gals, no condoms, facials galore, two DPs, anal, anal and more anal. The ass to mouth can't be healthy, but I'll just assume they cut and wash in between so I don't get nauseous.
The Orgy: The movie opens right in the middle of the orgy. The camera skillfully pans around to capture two couples and one threesome. I was nearly knocked off my chair by one of the guy's dicks (wow!) One of the cum shots is particularly unique because he pulls out and cums on her stomach in one fluid motion.
Csilla (Shilla) and Hot Guy: With annoying music in the background, this attractive couple defies the laws of the state and release all their sexual energies in the back of their van. They fuck like there's no tomorrow (because there may not be if they get caught by the authorities.) What's really great about this scene is that the guy kisses her and whispers in her ear as he's pounding her. Their bodies writhe naturally as our gang of time travelers watch through the window. These two do get arrested so it's a good thing that they got a great romp in first.
Cassandra Wilde and so-so guy: The highlight of this scene is one of my favorite positions and one that looks great on camera. Cassandra has her hands on a desk leaning forward as this man with the monster penis penetrates her from behind. He slaps her a lot with his dick, puts it in her butt, and cums in her mouth.
Lesbian Scene: Our two main girls fantasize about being with each other. Behind see thru white sheets, on a cloud-like bed, they entwine their bodies, kissing, licking and sucking. They get in a sideways 69, each with a leg in the air - this is a really interesting view, beautifully filmed. They don't break out any dildos. It's just two women who look alike in a fantasy embrace.
Jenny Larson and so-so guy: These two star in the filming of a porno for the resistance. Jenny has great tits which the guy fucks just before he cums on her face.
The Men in Black, Caroline and Dru: The Men in Black are quite the studs, cute, hot bods, and big dicks. One of the girls is in white lingerie, the other in black. The most interesting position is a DP with the non-penetrated girl sitting on the guy's face - very well done! And I'm not usually a DP fan.
Nikki Anderson and two main guys: Nikki plays the head of the government, cloaked in black with a fake male voice. The guys decloak the assumed 'him' to find a gorgeous girl in black lace lingerie. Nikki's looks aside, this scene is pretty average for a finale. The best part is the crossfire cum shots to her face as she jerks each dick with each of her hands.
The DVD: The DVD case is ideal. I've had sound problems with many Private DVDs, but not this one (that's why this is my first Private movie.) The menus are all appealing and easy to use. The extras include Cast bios with filmographies, a Photobook (movie stills and a couple publicity shots), Film Notes (some useful info, some plot rehashing), and six Trailers (Sex Slider, Tania Russoff: The Story, Double Confusion, XXX 05, Sex Shot, and The Matador.) There are five language options (English, French, Italian, Dutch, Spanish.)
All in All: It's a solid DVD with plenty of action. The women are beautiful and appear very into the sex (they only look at the camera when they have cum smattered on their faces.) I felt like I was watching people have sex, not just performing sex. While Sex Slider is not ideal for couples you may be able to get away with it. Anal and facial fans just can't go wrong here.
I still have no idea why it's titled Shag-A-Rama, but as we've established many times, I'm always missing something.
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