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sonic
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1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Jan 31 2000 : 10:51PM
Overall rating:5/5
Extras:2/5
Plot/Acting:5/5
Performer's looks:5/5
A/V Quality:5/5
Category:Straight
Studio:VCA

Quick view of plot:
Sultry Kylie Ireland plays a primadonna pornstar who won't do an anal scene. Borrowing liberally from Charles Dickens, Jim Holliday introduces three ghosts to convince Kylie that butt-banging is the super chic thing to do on the big blue screen. In the process, we're privy to a whole mess of anal action as only Le Holliday can deliver. The ghosts influence Kylie to the extent that a happy ending is enjoyed by all. If you catch the drift.

Now guys, If you ask me if I enjoyed the plot, my reply will be heck yes!

Quality of disc:
The image is superb! Once in a blue moon rarely it gets a tad blurred for a few seconds, I think it's camera work, or it could very well be the transfer but I'm just being picky. But throughout the entire movie, the image is just superb. The music in this one is also a big plus since most of the tunes fit perfect with the scenes. I think about two tunes were your basic porn cheap music, but, overall the music was solid for this great VCA title.

Likes:
Truly a hardcore all out action experience! The way this movie started was so sudden, straight to the action and no talk! No talk, just suck, and bang! This stud which by the way, is such a woman's man, has all these great looking porn chics, and they are so helpless when they are put on the hands of this superstar! The first scene which is the very beginning of the movie, he bangs this gorgeous petite looking hot-bodied porn star. She looks tight..and he looks so gigantic near her. My jaw dropped when he hugs her waste, and turns her over backwards in mid-air! He is holding her backwards, while he sucks her twank and she sucks his sword if you know what I mean. The music score on this one did justice on this scene in my opinion. It was such a great musical score! I laughed my butt off to some of the acting in this great adult title as well. The lines were very well said, and the humor and serious acting was so well done. I want to continue talking about the first scene again because I want to talk more about the petite chic. This big stud, just about 10 minutes for the scene to end, slowly inserts his big sword into her ass. Boy, the moans and cries this petite girl let out! Not loud ridiculous shouting or anything, just the type delicate cry that will bring tears to your eyes if you dig that. It wasn't punishment at all, but her voice was so damn erotic, and the moaning just made me bite my damn dvd remote control! I cracked up in laughter so much, because as he was plunging slowly her ass, you could hear in the background (I guess some sort of construction work was being done outside) the sound effect of an electrical saw, and every time the sound of the saw was heard, thats when he plunged it in deeper! It was so funny! I think this was intentional, and was very well made and plotted. VCA just did a number on this scene. I'm so damn jealous of Ram (played by Ron Jeremy) getting all this heavenly bunch of attractive, hot bodied woman which brings me to the second scene. The chicks are so damn hot! Oh lord, when I saw this young looking brunette chic that I seen before in another adult title called Freshman Fantasies #1 she's the chic in the first scene that does it with the bodyguard on the beach. Her appearance on this scene in Freshman Fantasies #1was non-enthusiastic according to her facial expression which in my opinion I detected on her when she was getting banged, especially when she is bent over in doggystyle near the ending of that scene. She doesn't seem to be kind of excited or happy in that porn movie. Now how are her facial expressions in Timeless? Like if she saw the light! This gorgeous babe is just so plain naughty, and her dark looks makes me want to jump into the screen and choke Ram! Damn I was jealous. This superstar must have been well prepared for such a scene. Performing with four stunning porn stars is no easy feat! Or is it? I mean if you look at chics, you don't want to think about exploding so fast or performing mediocre on them, you just want to go all out, because this is a great experience! Oh, the setting on that scene, and the huge rock that is in the backyard of the house, which can be used for sexual positions and which by the way, it was used for that! I had to skip backwards a couple of times because the moments were do damn hot. I mean this scene had to be viewed at least three times! Timeless does not have extras in large amount like a Vivid title. It's a slight few extras. Photo gallery, cast bios and their hot scene in the movie, and a preview of three other VCA titles. One preview has a music soundtrack that was so damn catchy. Awesome. I found two of the three previews lame, but it doesn't matter to me, and has no effect on this VCA title. I have to stop here boys and girls. I just can't go on. All I know is that VCA just left me speechless.

Dislikes:
None.

Overall opinion:
This has to be one of the hottest hardcore porns that I have ever seen! Right now, it remains supreme and on top of my all time adult dvd collection! I think though that it really should belong in a catergory like straight & anal if there is such a genre, because it has the best of both genres. There are sometimes hardcore anal moments, infact, in mostly all the scenes in this disc there is anal action, thats because it has to follow with the anal plot and story I guess. Just pick this one up, and you'll see what I mean.

A little bit of help:
If you are just basically looking for a porn that will just rock the house and as well rock your world, will you please click on the "buy me" button and immediately pick up this hot title! This is a title folks that you won't ever want to trade or sell. Highly, highly recommended.With an Ass Like Hers.Time Stands Still.oh how true that is VCA how true it is!!! -sonic



Saki
At-Large

2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jan 31 2000 : 11:06PM
Okay, who are you, and what have you done with our sonic?!?!
Seriously though, this is a great review! Keep 'em coming!
Saki
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sonic
Deactivated User

1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Jan 31 2000 : 11:13PM
Movies like this Saki deserves a lot of attention! I just had to go all out!
I just hope the quote font that I sent in the review section..comes out! It looks hot!
(Removed font quote from here though...you don't get all the juice in the package, only in the review forum database )
zaxx
Member

Great White North
134 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 5:52AM
I ordered this video based on this review, and liked what I saw. The problem is I could only see a small fraction of the movie. It won't play properly in my player, I can not jump to a scene and it only plays to chapter 2 and then stops. all other discs play just fine. Has anyone else had this problem? I got it from Diva Dee, any idea if they take returns on something like this? All I would want is an exchange, cause the movie looks great.
sonic
Deactivated User

1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 9:36AM
zaxx
I am so sorry to hear that.
If I would have stumbled to something like that with the disc..I would have mentioned it immediately. I have a toshiba 3109.
What player you own? And if it plays up to chapter 2..somethings is very strange. It could be the disc. Divadee will exchange it..they have too. I think they have a 30 policy.
 
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 10:04AM
zaxx
any store will exchange a defective disc. very strange though - i have never once had a problem with a vca disc. must be the all-compatible toshiba 2109

[This message has been edited by StephDunn (edited February 22, 2000).]

sonic
Deactivated User

1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 10:28AM
I just want to tell all..and lurkers..that the Toshiba 2109 is a powerful quality made dvd player.
This dvd player had a different model number..it was givin to owners of dvd movie making studios months and months ago. They commented on how great the player was and that why it wasn't on the market for consumers and the public. And so Toshiba took it under consideration..and made it the Toshiba 2109.
Most people assume that the 3109 is a bit more than 2109..but it's not..it's two very different made dvd players.
I own 3109 and it's just as good as 2109..infact..equal. Although I really love the 3109 alot because I put in Bodyslammin 1 on the first tray followed by Bodyslammin 2, and then I get to switch back and forth and decide which one has the best transfer, sex, etc. Great for comparing and giving an insight. <small>
[This message has been edited by sonic (edited February 22, 2000).]
Saki
At-Large

2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 10:37AM
Well, now that this has become a Toshiba-love fest, I'll admit that I just ordered a Toshiba 1200 DVD player, which is the 2000 replacement of the 2109. I found a great deal where I could get it for less than $200 shipped--which is probably what it's going to cost me to get my sick Panasonic player fixed.
Saki
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zaxx
Member

Great White North
134 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 2:56PM
FYI - I Emailed Deva Dee and they already sent me an RA# and the disc is in the mail. I'll let you know how it turns out. BTW I play my stuff on a Dell DVD player in my lap top. It has always worked well, a little short on features, but it has all the important ones.
sonic
Deactivated User

1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 3:26PM
zaxx
I don't mean to rain down on you but there's your problem right there. Dvdrom.
Dvdrom were not meant to play movies as good as settop dvd players. You can argue with me all you want..but by comparison...they suck. They don't play mostly all dvd titles out there. I had a Dell XPS450 with Toshiba drive and Sigma Designs card..and it just gave me movie hassles. But I love the progressive image it gives..the nakedness looks stunning on SVGA which is your computer screen. I then opted for a sony drive 5X used to be there latest model, and next thing you know, a different batch of movies did not want to play. You are going to get the same problem with Timeless.
If you would have caught me at [url=452199]www.dvdtalk.com</A early last year..you could of read and heard all my dvdrom stories..and all my buddies over there agreeing with me. I immediately sold my computer out of anger. Even Sony employess and dvd rom card making employees told me that dvd rom does not read many discs. It's better if you have a regular dvd player. I didn't take their advice for a while, but I got bored of not having a remote. Plus..camera angle features sucks on dvdrom..and..I wanted a hometheater. Sorry if I'm talking too much.
Once again..I don't mean to be harsh. It's very convienient to have a portable laptop with a dvdrom..and catch such a great looking flick on it..it's amazing! Dvds are encoded with progressive scanning..(480P)..on tv it's (480I interlaced lines..lines seen across woman's ass, face, body etc. )
Just don't be upset if it doesn't like other vegetables.
zaxx
Member

Great White North
134 Posts
12/99
Posted - Feb 23 2000 : 4:51AM
Sonic - I guess I have just been lucky, up to this point I was 12 for 12 on the DVD's I had baught and played. My job requires a lot of travel and my Dell goes with me like an extra pair of underware (not sure what that means?). I guess I will continue to buy discs and hope they work and if they don't I will just put them up for trade but thats the price you pay for new technology I guess. Things can only get better right? Thanks for the info.



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