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| dumblonde Senior Member  2352 Posts 7/00 |  Posted - Nov 2 2000 : 6:56AMA remark that HoustonDon made recently , "I'll review just about anything that's put in front of me" naturally got my evil mind to thinking 'Hmm..I wonder if I sent him some granny porn, for instance, if he would still feel that way (or really hate me)? So, I set about on my quest to purchase something along those lines to submit - and, not being TOTALLY heartless, I at least wanted to get some 'decent' granny porn (is that a contradiction of terms)? While I found an abundance of granny porn titles out there, I couldn't find any reviews to go by, which only strengthened by belief that there's a real need. Sure, we might not care to see our own Grandma on the receiving end of an anal gangbang, but who are we to judge those who might? And where do they go to get an informative review (or any, for that matter) before plunking down their hard earned dollars? And while I'm on the subject, there's a whole shitload (no pun intended) of genres that should have at least some representation in the reviews. What about our more gender-challenged friends? Come on, you've endured hours of Ed Powers - what's a few chicks with dicks? I also refuse to believe that you can't get past a few hundred extra pounds on a gal, in order to give that contingent an unbiased review. And who will speak for the animal (& gerbil) lovers out there in this dog and pony show? Morrigan took those brave first steps into the world of Freaks & Geeks, resulting in her hilarious review of same - so I ask you - who will be willing to pick up the baton and run with it?
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| Darkmage Member State of Denial 328 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Nov 2 2000 : 6:23PM I warn you, my price is high... "There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are hard to find. " [Link] |
| HoustonDon Member Houston 561 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Nov 2 2000 : 9:01PM That said, it'd be better to have someone review the more "obscure" genre's that already has a liking for them. Either that or someone who thinks all porn is the same. I have no interest in watching really old people have sex. By really old I mean people like Randy West or older (sorry Randy-you were to easy to pick on). I know some people don't like any porn where the women are over 18 (ie: keeping it barely legal) but I like the 25-35 year olds most (with an exception or two). Transgender stuff would not be up my alley either. Nor would bestiality, kiddie stuff, or snuff films. I admit that hours of Ed Powers have toughened me up enough to stand almost anything but the incentive would have to be pretty powerful to get a review of that stuff from me. What kind of incentive you ask? Something like a dozen high end dvd's of my choice. I'll work up a list if you're interested. ;) Also, you'd need to provide a list of at least ten people willing to buy something like that. In any case, I wouldn't hate you-free stuff is free stuff (and I've done a lot worse on a dare). [Link] |
astroknight  Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Nov 5 2000 : 8:51AM Questions like this show why blondie should be a reviewer. It looks like she's already found her area. [Link] |
| Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00 | Posted - Nov 5 2000 : 11:48AM I'd rather see homosexual midgets before I'd watch granny porn. - [ invalid url ] [Link] |
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