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EatOut Member 38 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 8:42PM Besides eating french toast, I like to eat clean ass. The best way to prep an ass for rimming is to enema it, I think. But lets say you want to cut corners, save time, and hop into a lovemaking session ASAP with someone you just picked up; without having to go through the tedious, laborious time consuming and totally unromantic process of an emema. What would be the best, QUICKEST way to prep it for rimming in lieu of an enema? [Link]
Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Apr 14 2009 : 10:20PM works for me. [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 11:00AM Non-scented baby wipes and a finger? Although this can be uncomfortable for your partner as many contain alcohol which will create a burning sensation. If you shower together, same goes for soap...not recommended for anal use although a water jet pointed upwards may do the trick for a quick rinsing. Really though, I think if you are into spontaneous rimming, you pretty much have to take the risks associated with sticking your tongue into a hole used (possibly recently) for shitting. [Link]
Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 1:46PM Maybe the flushable wipes you can buy nowadays? I'm sure if you leave them in the bathroom, your date would use them as a matter of course. Unless she's scuzzy, in which case, you don't want to stick your tongue on her ass anyway. [Link]
EatOut Member 38 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 4:28PM LubeNLuv wrote: Non-scented baby wipes and a finger? Click to expand That's a good idea, it's even one part romantic one part sensual, which is even better. [Link]

EatOut Member 38 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 4:30PM Pagoda wrote: Maybe the flushable wipes you can buy nowadays? I'm sure if you leave them in the bathroom, your date would use them as a matter of course. Unless she's scuzzy, in which case, you don't want to stick your tongue on her ass anyway. Click to expand No, I wouldn't completely trust someone to automatically cleanse themself off. Ideally it would be a way that I could assist in the matter, quickly and efficiently. Now along with the things already mentioned, a q-tip swab on steroids might help. Something like a q-tip but bigger... [Link]
EatOut Member 38 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 4:32PM LubeNLuv wrote: If you shower together, same goes for soap...not recommended for anal use although a water jet pointed upwards may do the trick for a quick rinsing. Click to expand Really? I've used a bar of soap in that area for years and I haven't seen or had any negative results of any kind. No rashes, no uncomfortableness, nothing bad. [Link]
Clam Digger Deactivated User Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good. 2268 Posts 1/05	Posted - Apr 15 2009 : 7:52PM how about waiting until the 2nd date when showering together will seem appropriate. I do thing one should hold off with the q-tips until you are at least going steady. [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 1:30PM I've given my wife a quick cleaning while showering together and she complained of the soap we were using as irritating her bowel, making it burn. She's also very allergic to certain types of sex toys (silagel is one) and we can't use those. Likewise, over on the Fleshlight forums, I've read all kinds of stories of guys who got soap in their pissholes while masturbating in the shower and they almost universally claim it burns like a sonafabitch. At least a few have used soap while cleaning their ass out prior to using a prostate massager and had the same reactions. I think it boils down to a persons' individual physiology. Personally, I won't rim unless I know she's prepped for the whole deal. Why sample the goods if you aren't going to eat the meal? So she (my wife) usually preps in advance. But that is our relationship, you likely would find this difficult with a string of one-nighters. [Link]
EatOut Member 38 Posts 5/08	Posted - Apr 18 2009 : 2:15PM Clam Digger wrote: how about waiting until the 2nd date when showering together will seem appropriate. I do thing one should hold off with the q-tips until you are at least going steady. Click to expand Because life isn't predictable. That's one reason why I can't have a blanket lets-wait-until-the-second-date policy. I take things like this on a case by case basis. I've had first date situations where we took a shower and then some. In retrospect, q-tips are too small for a job like this. In lieu of q-tips, I'm thinking about implementing a small bottle brush into action. Happy eating :) Edited by - EatOut on 4/18/2009 2:16:03 PM [Link]
lenscap Member everywhere 185 Posts 10/05	Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 6:57AM Drano... [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02	Posted - Apr 29 2009 : 7:22AM Hmmm, it seems to me that if you're down at the Y you should be able to tell if an asshole requires cleaning or not. As to the best method to use, well, you've got an asshole, too. If it works on yours then you know it's probably safe for hers. Just remember that we have bacteria in our bowels for a reason. It wouldn't do to kill the little buggers off. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - May 1 2009 : 8:04PM EatOut wrote: Besides eating french toast, I like to eat clean ass. Click to expand Did George Bush say that. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 2 2009 : 2:19AM A Shop Vac? [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 2 2009 : 2:19AM stinkfist wrote: EatOut wrote: Besides eating french toast, I like to eat clean ass. Click to expand Did George Bush say that. Click to expand George Bush couldn't find anybody's ass. [Link]

NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08	Posted - May 2 2009 : 7:33PM I'm surprised that no one has talked about a bidet in this thread yet.... [Link]
LubeNLuv Senior Member 1854 Posts 3/06	Posted - May 15 2009 : 8:25AM ^^^ Actally, bidet's are great but not a cheap investment in the USA. And I don't think it's going to get it as clean as the OP wants with just a spritz of water from a bidet. [Link]
stinkfist Senior Member Subterfuge...... 7401 Posts 4/07	Posted - May 15 2009 : 1:42PM Rimmers: best way to clean an ass QUICK and FAST? Have you tried a plunger. [Link]

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