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SunShowers
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333 Posts
4/08
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 10:07PM
I know this is a sex talk forum and we generally try to keep things light around here, but I need to express my immense sorrow. Someone very close to me died today.
I met him when I was 20 years old. It was a chance encounter sort of thing, nothing I expected or planned. When I saw him, something just clicked and I knew I had to take him home with me... Our relationship lasted five years. Until this early morning, November 17th, when he lost his tenuous hold on life and slipped away. How do you grieve when you lose someone so abruptly? Someone who brought such precious joy into your life? He wasn't just a fucking good time, he was utterly SELFLESS. He was always there when I needed him, any time of day, anywhere.
Sorry, rambling. I'm just going to miss the shit out of that vibrator. He had a great run... I'm trying to understand why God would put him in my life and then take him away from me without the least forewarning. I take comfort in that he expired with exquisite dignity, with the faintest of shudders, clutched in my fingers. He was a soldier to the end.
I'm healing. It's hard, but I can smile. I can think about tomorrow.
Please send good thoughts my way. I'm also not averse to some homemade casseroles.
trout bum
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 10:16PM
^ Would it help if we all at ADT each threw in a buck or two to help with the purchase of a new Hitachi wand?...Or better yet, send TheDude over for some instant relief.
Edited by - trout bum on 11/17/2012 10:16:48 PM
SunShowers
Member

333 Posts
4/08
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 10:35PM
The wand, please. I want an orgasm, after all.
trout bum
Deactivated User

"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 10:38PM
^OUCH!
loveporn
Member

186 Posts
5/07
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 11:38PM
He's not dead he's just a dildo now.
 
loveporn
Member

186 Posts
5/07
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 11:39PM
I could not think of a better way to go out.
trout bum
Deactivated User

"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 11:57PM
Are you talking about TheDude...or the vibrator?
loveporn
Member

186 Posts
5/07
Posted - Nov 17 2012 : 11:57PM
Both
His Dudeness
All Business

Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
2793 Posts
4/10
Posted - Nov 18 2012 : 10:23PM
I'm not a dildo ff (loveporn)!! C'mon SunShowers, let master come through and show you the time of your life girl! Thanks for volunteering me TB! You are a true friend! When I started reading I though SS really lost a person
mharris127
Senior Member

1844 Posts
8/09
Posted - Nov 18 2012 : 10:27PM
I can't wait for The Dude's response to this thread.
As for your departed vibrator friend, just buy another bigger and better model or go to San Francisco and spend some time in the Citadel. I would think there would be a man for you there and he may even be naked with his dick at full salute and some rope nearby to tie your hands with! I also hear SF mayor Edwin Lee needs a wife. Just stay away from Ross "wife beater" Mirkarimi. He takes it way beyond friendly BDSM.
trout bum
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
2145 Posts
5/10
Posted - Nov 18 2012 : 10:48PM
So did I, I was getting ready to send her my condolences.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Nov 19 2012 : 12:16PM
VIB
Vibrate In Peace
loveporn
Member

186 Posts
5/07
Posted - Nov 19 2012 : 9:44PM
I want to see the one she gets to replace the one that died
scorpiusdeus
Member

Nice thing about tattoos, I'm spending much less on porn now.
225 Posts
9/11
Posted - Nov 28 2012 : 5:29PM
Had me going. I was feeling REALLY bad for you.



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