RLD Elastic Asshole

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AL39 Member 108 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 12:09PM Has anyone seen it already? How is it? I am specially interested in Jane Darling...is she hot as usual there? [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 12:21PM I think it got released today, didn't it? It looks fascinating to me. [Link]
Gapelover Senior Member Master of Gapes 1933 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 1:45PM I will take a look inside soon. [Link]
JJFreek Member Hottest Swedish Export! 97 Posts 11/03	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 3:18PM Just saw the screenshots on xonair.com and they looked pretty hot. Mike John, you're the master! JJFreek [Link]
Beeone Member 58 Posts 7/01	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 5:03PM It's a pretty good scene alright, I haven't seen that many scenes with her, but she looks good here...and look out for Lucy Tiger, damn she's hot ;) [Link]

hardcorefan Member europe 65 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 9:04PM Yes, I also agree. The girl cast in "Elastic Assholes" looks very good to me. Liliane Tiger and Jane Darling, as listed before, and not to forget Kathy Anderson and Ellen Saint. [Link]
Wally Senior Member 1821 Posts 8/01	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 9:05PM video sucks! ..after you see one scene you seen it all. The mayority of the scenes are carbon copy one from the other. Camera work is static 90% of the time, everything captured from one angle and one angle only (side angle and that's it).. The only scene that could be deem as decent is the one with Kathy Anderson where the camera guy bothers to show the girl's ass properly when she is dp'ed in cgdp. (with the rest of the video you get to see only half of the girl's ass most of the time). ...The video image leaves a lot to be desired also. Kathy's scene sufers from some granny and video overexposure (white outs)...The beginig of Ellen Saint scene is terrible with shadows all around Ellen's face, these guys definitely should spend some money on a few lamps and lit those scenes properly. ...Gapes?, yes there are gapes in the video but nothing to write home about. ...they are incidental to the action. You want gapes, watch Lecastel videos those are gapes. ...As a matter of fact Elastic Assholes could have any other of the Erik/Mike duo titles on the cover and you wouldn't notice you are a watching a new series. ....oh yes I didn't see many swallowing neither, more a mix of everything here (facials, cream pie from scene to scene). ..Besides all that, yeah the video rocks ass, go buy it ASAP!! ..thanks God I just spend $3.00 renting this "master piece" ...btw, Do you like Liliane Tiger on the boxcover? ..she looks great in that picture, what a great butt this girl has! ..well, take a good look before you get the video 'cos that's the best view of her ass that you will get after you watch the video ..oh one last thing, all the girls are dp'ed, ..I'm a dp fan, ....and as a dp fan all I can say is that if you really like any of those girls, you can definitely find better dps with those girls somewhere else. Edited by - wally on 7/21/2004 9:08:34 PM [Link]
Wally Senior Member 1821 Posts 8/01	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 9:13PM ^^^ edited 'cos I didn't want to be too harsh on this video [Link]
hardcorefan Member europe 65 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 9:30PM [qote]Wally wrote: ^^^ edited 'cos I didn't want to be too harsh on this video[/quote] No Problem Wally, every one has his own opinion. It's hard to immagine that a film with this theme and this cast and from Red Light District (normally good quality, in the videos i watched until now) is bad. [Link]
mike john Mike John Productions 389 Posts 8/02	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 10:25PM Wally sorry you hated the flick. At least now you will know better than to rush out on the release date and get my next movie.The best thing about porn today is that you have so many choices.I look forward to more fan feed back good or bad [Link]
KO_Artist Member NYC 76 Posts 4/04	Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 10:34PM mike john wrote: Wally sorry you hated the flick. At least now you will know better than to rush out on the release date and get my next movie.The best thing about porn today is that you have so many choices.I look forward to more fan feed back good or bad Click to expand I haven't seen the flick Mike, but will in the next couple of days. I do know that it has been flying off the shelves in our warehouse and with the great cast and your usual directing skills I can't see how it would be bad. [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 1:30AM Mike, What happened to Julie Silver's double anal? I saw that scene and the double anal is mia. Not another edit error??? Ron [Link]
Coyote Member Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 2:18AM Hmmm, sounds like this might not be as good as I had hoped.. but still I'll end up seeing it. Don't know when but I will! lol. I can get the angle peeve that wally talked about and it's something that I have mentioned many times in my reviews. The lighting thing doesn't bother me too much as long as it isn't too bad. But I haven't see it so I really can't form an opinion. I'm just a little dissapointed that it got neg feedback. [Link]
sanchez_1960 Member 582 Posts 2/03	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 3:26AM I got mine today, its good but not as great as I thought it would be! [Link]
Spod Member 102 Posts 1/04	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 8:37AM Side angle shooting is my biggest gripe with much of the latest porn. Thats why i wont buy any more NCDA vids (even though the facials and girls were great) but the sex was not close up or explicit enough. I long for the days of extreme close-up crotch shots but a lot of people on these boards seem not to agree taking about 'seeing all of the girls body' etc. I want close up in-and-out stuff! Shoot it and i will buy it! [Link]

Gapelover Senior Member Master of Gapes 1933 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 12:15PM So bad response from Wally ,i hope that not everything is true ,because i have ordered my copy. [Link]
Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 12:39PM video sucks! ..after you see one scene you seen it all Click to expand That's how I feel about all of Mike John movies. I saw a couple of POV movies from him but it's like all too robotic, no heat at all. [Link]
Wally Senior Member 1821 Posts 8/01	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 5:02PM Gapelover wrote: So bad response from Wally ,i hope that not everything is true. Click to expand my opinion is based in facts for everyone to corroborate once they watch the video. If a scene badly lit or a scene with overexposed film is in the video;.. It is in there...I can't help it. If the video is almost full of one dimensional dps that can bore a ravin dp fan like myself to tears, well what can I say; I certainly would be a selfish bastard if I don't say anything about it and warn lurkers and newbies at there. .. If other people that watched or will watch the video chose to ignore the obvious flaws this particular Red Light video has, well, that's a diferent story. ..I guess not everyone has the same standards when they watch porn ..still, I firmly believe that potencial buyers deserve to hear both sides of the coin. ..Giving a honest opinion without succumbing to the hype it's not easy, ...As a matter of fact, it is a dirty job, but somebody has to do it Edited by - wally on 7/22/2004 10:49:22 PM [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 8:38PM Wally is usually good in his opinions and I concur with him about this release. It does lack excitement and is too formulistic. Ron [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00	Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 9:44PM Sorry to get all positive on everyone but if this is crappy porn then crap is looking better than I thought. I really liked Jane Darling's scene, how she comes in and right away you get her riding a cock in RCA and it's clear as day, then she gets off does some A2M and moves to cock #2, rides it, sucks her juices, and finally moves on to #3 doing the same!! I really liked that and then she does some hot tri man cock sucking and eventually she takes three good pops not great but they all can't be! I watched some of the other scenes as well and I really didn't like Elen cumfarting out what jizz she did but she really was a nasty girl licking the lense clean! I personally would give this one at least a 3.0 from what I saw but then again I like Mike John's work. Is it earth shattering, no, but I know what I like and he delivers that on a more than consistent basis and the girls really seem to like putting on energetic scenes for him even if they take 2 or 3 days-- Anna Nikova!! So my opinion is this is a good flick, certainly worthy of rental. [Link]
Shark Member 29 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jul 23 2004 : 8:02PM I cannot wait until the day that RLD realizes that we do not wish to view porn from a side angle. They have some good product out there, but I steer clear from their movies that contain a lot of DP. Honestly, their side shot DP's put me to sleep, I actually fast forward through them. I was hoping for a better review of Elastic Assholes, probably will just wind up renting this now. [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Jul 23 2004 : 8:16PM Shark wrote: ... we do not wish to view porn from a side angle ... Click to expand Just so I'm clear on this Shark. We do not, or YOU do not. Are you speaking for all of us? [Link]
Shark Member 29 Posts 3/04	Posted - Jul 23 2004 : 9:14PM Just those of us in this thread that have exclaimed our disappointment in so many side-angle shot camera angles, specifically DP's. [Link]
MrMire Member A rural area in Northeastern Bavaria, Germany 65 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jul 24 2004 : 8:00AM Got my copy today, and indeed i was disappointed. Not about the girls, cause seeing Ellen Saint and Lucy Tiger plus Julie Silver is always more than hot. But the movie lacked in terms of gapes,anal training, assholes, gaping and toys. The action, beeing really hard, had absolutely no tension and everything felt really cold. When you read, "Elastic Assholes", you don't expect just any anal themed film with DPs, you expect toys, gapes, anal training (mow much can we gape), perhaps some speculum or anything else, that makes a movie the more anal themed. Plain anal sex and DPs i can get in EVERY else movie today. This movie was all about DPs. And only DP, not even once there was a nice 1-On-1 Ass fuck. In every scene there were at least two guys, which meant that you almost never saw the girls asshole... and thats what I WANT! Damn, is it so hard, to show nicely filmed anal sex with passion. Taking time when treating and stretching a girls ass. Is it hard tp talk a little bit to the girls? Take a look at most films of Christoph Clark; you have HARD sex, LOTS of gapes AND a good chemistry. And above all you have nice anal training and long anal tease... I neither want to see girls that are in tremendous pain when getting fucked nor i want want girls that have a look on their face like "I'm bored, inly two dicks in my ass... when will they finish, i have a date with my golf trainer". I want to see girls like Sandra Romain, who can the biggest dicks, toys whatever up their ass and show passion and interest to it! DEAR MIKE JOHN, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! Gapes and asses are nature's most precious gift! Edited by - MrMire on 7/24/2004 8:01:34 AM Edited by - MrMire on 7/24/2004 8:03:22 AM [Link]
Dolph Zeke Member 22 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jul 24 2004 : 9:00AM MrMire wrote: Got my copy today, and indeed i was disappointed. Not about the girls, cause seeing Ellen Saint and Lucy Tiger plus Julie Silver is always more than hot. But the movie lacked in terms of gapes,anal training, assholes, gaping and toys. The action, beeing really hard, had absolutely no tension and everything felt really cold. When you read, "Elastic Assholes", you don't expect just any anal themed film with DPs, you expect toys, gapes, anal training (mow much can we gape), perhaps some speculum or anything else, that makes a movie the more anal themed. Plain anal sex and DPs i can get in EVERY else movie today. This movie was all about DPs. And only DP, not even once there was a nice 1-On-1 Ass fuck. In every scene there were at least two guys, which meant that you almost never saw the girls asshole... and thats what I WANT! Damn, is it so hard, to show nicely filmed anal sex with passion. Taking time when treating and stretching a girls ass. Is it hard tp talk a little bit to the girls? Take a look at most films of Christoph Clark; you have HARD sex, LOTS of gapes AND a good chemistry. And above all you have nice anal training and long anal tease... I neither want to see girls that are in tremendous pain when getting fucked nor i want want girls that have a look on their face like "I'm bored, inly two dicks in my ass... when will they finish, i have a date with my golf trainer". I want to see girls like Sandra Romain, who can the biggest dicks, toys whatever up their ass and show passion and interest to it! DEAR MIKE JOHN, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! Gapes and asses are nature's most precious gift! Click to expand Seems like more and more movies are ruined by the almost obligatory DP scenes. I like to look at the women, not hairy balls and hairy guy butt. I also like to fast forward thru vag scenes, which is getting increasingly difficult when vag is included in anal scenes, and DPs are all about vag. [Link]

shaft Member 63 Posts 4/04	Posted - Jul 24 2004 : 9:29AM man ... u are completly right! as an anal fan i am interested, when at least such a promising titel as ELASTIC ASSHOLDE pops up, in gapes and anal games with intension and a good looking girl, but even a not that cute girl can make a scnene intense and looking great. i am not interested in DPs after DPs and to see more men butts than girls. for me its dissapointing what i read here so u cancelled my order for this titel. i really would appreciate if the following RDL ass themed movies are not reviewed as EA. is! Cum Filled Asshole Overload, Anal POV and Cum Fart Cocktails are titels i am looking forward ... man i hope they gonna be better. shaft [Link]
MrMire Member A rural area in Northeastern Bavaria, Germany 65 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jul 24 2004 : 5:12PM Exactly! A DP here and there can be cool, but only DP is as boring as straight to the A followed by a cum shot. What i'd like to see would be the preperation before the sex. Especially the anal preperation. It would make those fucking films more human. Seeing how Julie Silver prepares for Double Anal, wouldn't that be great? No one believes that she can take two dicks in her ass just like that. How about some anal dilation before that?! I'd prefer less rushed anal sex with a longer anal build up... Seeing the girls impression when putting the butt plug inside the first time, thats what i like. I've ordered Cum Filled Asshole Overload, let's see how Mike John did this one. Elastic Assholes and CFAO must have been produced around the same time, as the cast is identical (sweet Ellen Saint :-)) Gapes and asses are nature's most precious gift! Edited by - MrMire on 7/24/2004 5:12:44 PM [Link]
Gapelover Senior Member Master of Gapes 1933 Posts 10/03	Posted - Jul 27 2004 : 3:38AM Got my copy now and i agree with Wally ,always the same camera angels in every scene .The movie is not more focused on gapes than EE 'Sport Fucking'. I thought ,i was watching Sport Fucking #3 and not a new series about anal limits .This one is OK ,but Elastic Assholes #2 can be better ! [Link]
Mr_White Member Mercedes Fan. Not talking cars here.... 344 Posts 2/04	Posted - Aug 9 2004 : 7:31AM Watched this one yesterday. Absolutely agree with Wally regarding the static camera and all. But since most of the girls (i.e. Julie Silver and Ellen Saint) turn me on big time, I can´t be too harsh on that one. If I would write a review (which I´m not), I would come up with a 6.5/10 rating. Nuff said. [Link]
SickNick Member 265 Posts 5/03	Posted - Aug 9 2004 : 8:18AM MrMire wrote: Got my copy today, and indeed i was disappointed. Not about the girls, cause seeing Ellen Saint and Lucy Tiger plus Julie Silver is always more than hot. But the movie lacked in terms of gapes,anal training, assholes, gaping and toys. The action, beeing really hard, had absolutely no tension and everything felt really cold. When you read, "Elastic Assholes", you don't expect just any anal themed film with DPs, you expect toys, gapes, anal training (mow much can we gape), perhaps some speculum or anything else, that makes a movie the more anal themed. Plain anal sex and DPs i can get in EVERY else movie today. This movie was all about DPs. And only DP, not even once there was a nice 1-On-1 Ass fuck. In every scene there were at least two guys, which meant that you almost never saw the girls asshole... and thats what I WANT! Damn, is it so hard, to show nicely filmed anal sex with passion. Taking time when treating and stretching a girls ass. Is it hard tp talk a little bit to the girls? Take a look at most films of Christoph Clark; you have HARD sex, LOTS of gapes AND a good chemistry. And above all you have nice anal training and long anal tease... I neither want to see girls that are in tremendous pain when getting fucked nor i want want girls that have a look on their face like "I'm bored, inly two dicks in my ass... when will they finish, i have a date with my golf trainer". I want to see girls like Sandra Romain, who can the biggest dicks, toys whatever up their ass and show passion and interest to it! DEAR MIKE JOHN, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! Gapes and asses are nature's most precious gift! Edited by - MrMire on 7/24/2004 8:01:34 AM Edited by - MrMire on 7/24/2004 8:03:22 AM Click to expand I couldn't have said it better myself! DPs have got to go! They have gotten very old and tiring! It seems like every new anal movie that has come out is mostly concentrating on DPs rather than one-on-one anal. Best thing to do is stay away from these titles and not buy them! [Link]