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conquistador
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10/03
Posted - Nov 30 2003 : 3:32PM
I picked up this tape because it is filled with Rocco talking about various scenes and about himself in general, which I am curious about. Being the idiot that I am, I failed to notice that it had an "italian soundtrack" and I can't understand a word of it. I just got done watching Rocco babble in Italian for 2 hours and I'm really quite interested in what he said.

Is there a dubbed (in english please)version of this film or am I going to have to make a porn-friendly friend in the Italian department at school?

and what the hell is blobhard supposed to mean?

anyway some of the scenes would probably be downright comedy if I could understand them, for instance "gangbang flop".
The scene looks like a gangbang that isn't going so well, but I wanna know what Rocco had to say, damnit!

help me

ned

Renee
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765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 30 2003 : 9:10PM
Is it a tape, or a DVD? What company produced it, and can you tell what year it was produced? It's sounds real interesting, but I for one only understand about 10 words of Italian. And is Blobhard really the title of the tape; it sounds like nonsense, though maybe it is Italian for something.
Linus TR fan
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11/03
Posted - Nov 30 2003 : 11:38PM
From my limited but decent understanding of Italian, Blobhard, is not an italian word, but what it means in the title of the movie, is basically kind of a "Behind the Filth" of porn context. To my knowledge it was kind of a Documentary and in Italian only, as far as I know it is not available in English, but that doesnt mean you wont be able to find it somewhere in dubbed form. Sorry I couldnt help more.
conquistador
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Hellhamster.
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10/03
Posted - Dec 1 2003 : 12:43AM
Renee:
It on cassette(tape) and purchased in Canada. The only clue as to the studio is, quite seriously; Rocco Siffredi Productions. All of the text on the box is english, none of the spoken soundtrack is however.

If some ADT member wants to see it or translate it I will gladly mail it out, cause I'm rather done with it. It makes no sense to me and I'm disappointed.

And it is really called "BLOBHARD" and there is a pic of Rocco on the cover standing in front of a statue holding out his hand. And there is a bunch of text about how he the best director in europe in 1995.

help!

ned

as an afterthought I might just locate and visit the Italian department at my school tomorrow and just ask some kind grad student for help. Hopefully I won't get made fun of too badly.

edited for spelling

Edited by - conquistador on 12/1/2003 12:44:43 AM

Edited by - conquistador on 12/1/2003 6:10:48 AM

Renee
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765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 1 2003 : 4:05PM
Conquistador,

Is the film really like a documentary, or is it just film of Rocco talking about porn stuff? Like, does it show scenes from his life outside of porn, things like that? Who does he talk to in the film, a journalist, if you can tell? I might be interested in having a look at this, but I'd like more info first.

Renee

 
Flash All-Star Supporter
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5/01
Posted - Dec 1 2003 : 8:34PM
Here is the EGAFD listing for Blobhard. It doesn't give much info on the title, but it might help a little, especially as it has the full title.
blake_fan
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Posted - Dec 1 2003 : 9:21PM
Is it a feature?

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Lazerus
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9/03
Posted - Dec 1 2003 : 11:05PM
Based on the information on egafd, this would be a documentary made in conjunction with Rocco e la Storie Vere , Rocco's first feature as a director. Sin City released this title in two parts, as True Stories 1 & 2 in the US. What is interesting about the feature was Rocco's contention that he was making a "behind the scenes" look at the girls who inhabit one of the large Budapest modeling agencies, and his efforts to persuade several of them to "do sex" with him in the film we are watching him make. Of course it is mostly, if not all, fantasy--several of the girls in the movie were first and second wave veterans of the Hungarian sex industry at the time. But if you watch True Stories carefully, you can see the genesis of the Initiations series Rocco is making now; he has refined his approach enormously, but the format, and Rocco's role in the proceedings, is essentially the same.

So what would then make this Blobhard documentary interesting? Well, it would be the making of the "making of" film! A behind the scenes of the footage arranged to look like a "behind the scenes" movie! Pretty cool, really, and a possible very engrossing as well (and then again, maybe just more meta-fiction, who knows?). I would think, if you could get your hands on a copy of True Stories , and watch them together, the material in Blobhard would become familiar and understandable.

conquistador
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Hellhamster.
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10/03
Posted - Dec 2 2003 : 11:13PM
If anyone cares, I'm going to attempt to describe this better.

To address questions: No, it does not show scenes from his non-porno life, of course that *may* be what he is talking about.

A title introduces each new scene. And in them you see Rocco sitting at an editing console while the scene plays on a monitor sort of next to him and behing him and he speaks in Italian. Sometimes the scene goes to full screen, and if I remember correctly (I refuse to review this tape untill I find a transcript or a translator, because hearing someone talk at me in a language I can't understand a word of can be a chore) some of it involves split-screen stuff. I don't remember any of the scenes seeing particularly sexy and I got the sense that Rocco might have been bitching about how they went. Anything called "gang bang flop" can not be good, unless the Italians use the word "flop" to mean something positive.

I also have never seen this tape (there *could* be a DVD) anywhere (in person) and any adult shops aside from the one I worked at in downtown Toronto, and I'm assuming we sold it because of the large Italian population, and the woman who owned my store was Italian herself, come to think of it.

Anyway, if any kind hearted Italian speaking ADTers in Central Pennsylvania are curious about viewing this goddamn confounding tape drop me a note.


ned

conquistador
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Hellhamster.
2947 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jul 26 2008 : 3:16PM
Bump.
I still have this tape and would still be willing to mail it to someone who is willing to put in some effort into explaining it to me English.
I know I am not the only Rocco fan on the board and this thread is ancient. One of my first.
I checked out the video and it still plays fine as of last week and I may even still have the box cover.
EDIT: And ignore any reference I made to living in Pennsylvania, I am a full time Canadian now.
This film seems to still be unknown. My ADT thread about it is the first thing google turns up when you search for blobhard and rocco.
Edited by - conquistador on 7/26/2008 3:20:21 PM
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 4:04AM
Could the title just be a misspelling of BLOWHARD?
conquistador
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Hellhamster.
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10/03
Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 6:44AM
conquistador
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Hellhamster.
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Posted - Jul 27 2008 : 6:54AM
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HarryWild
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Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 5:12AM
Your post is very interesting! Maybe you should drop an email to Rocco and find out what he saids about it through his website.
ConteMascetti
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10/08
Posted - Oct 27 2008 : 8:26PM
Hi Conquistador, i've seen that film! and i'm italian.. What i can say? it is a film on "how to make a pornofilm", divided in several chapters, each one with a specific subject and rocco arguing on it. but the subject are raving like "penetration and lubrification's elements" not even was an engineering' lesson: it's a trash-cult film!
p.s. Blob isn't an italian word, but the name of an italian tv program, made mixing short clips of other programs ( the result is a sort of "zapping with a sense". the analogy is only with the use, by rocco, of short clips of different porno-film to delucidate what he's arguing about.
ciao

 
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 27 2008 : 11:22PM
I wonder if CQ is lurking so he can see this?



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