Ariana Jollee

- arent they supposed to track these sort of things and get thier test papers before every flick from all the males?

wonder how they bungled this one up.

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I canceled my shoot on Wednesday because I was not aware of it until the night before, and my test had just expired and needed a new one.

Even so, that is something that comes along with the business. It happens, and its easily cured.

Here you go... a copy of my test is easily retrieved from the internet, if you happen to know my real name.

Gossip site tend to be rather amusing...

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Patient: XXXXX, XXXXX ACC No: XXXXXXXX
DOB: 09291982 Date Collected: 11/04/2003 16:51
Sex Code: F Date Received: 11/04/2003 21:54
Specimens: UC Date Reported: 11/05/2003 15:05
SSN/ID: Patient ID: 916555329
Report Staus:

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Notes:
None

Test/Profile Flags Results Expected Units
STD-DNA GC/CHL URINE
STD-DNA GC/CHL URINE
CHLAMYDIA DNA, URINE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE
Ultra-sensitive DNA amplification for the detection of
Chlamydia trachomatis may be unsuitable for post-treatment
follow-up of prior positive result since non-viable DNA
may continue to be present in cellular debris.

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GONORRHOEAE DNA, URINE NEGATIVE NEGATIVE
Ultra-sensitive DNA amplification for the detection of
Neisseria gonorrhoeae may be unsuitable for post-treatment
follow-up of prior positive result since non-viable DNA
may continue to be present in cellular debris.

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Does that even exist? I didn't think the ass "got" anything, other than rashes and ruptures and 'roids.

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icky

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http://www.collegehumor.com/sounds/hottub.wav

I'm not creating this as a link since it would play if you clicked on it, posters will have to cut and paste if they really want to hear it.

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I'm with Ari on this one, though. It comes with the territory, it's a risk you take, and that one is easily cured. Gossip sites are a hoot!

Edited by - KimiLixx on 11/7/2003 1:12:01 PM

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You don't say! Here's some other headlines:

"Bush Has Important Job."
"Pot Smokers Often Live In Cluttered Appartments."
"Daily Scott Peterson and Kobe Updates Aren't Really News."
"The Penis: Friend Or Foe?----Some Say The Penis Causes Trouble."

What I'm saying is there's a certain amount of "duh" in play here. Surely, there's enough gonorrhea for everyone, and I don't get why anyone would be singled out here, or why it would concern us whether a particular starlet has this or that STD. As if such news would come as a shock. It's more shocking when pornstars have a clean bill of health! (Congrats!?!) Good luck to all ye out there walking the minefield every day.

[And don't talk about nose-fucking too loudly around here or someone will snatch up the idea and run with it. They'll make stars out of women from tribes who wear nose rings that expand the nasal passages wide enough to...]

Edited by - monkey power on 11/7/2003 1:43:08 PM

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There are plenty of other serious STDs to worry about such as Hepatitis, etc.

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In Real Life if you get it on with a girl who has a lot of experience (multiple partners) it's reasonable to assume she's had an STD at some point, and the only question is whether she still does.

I wouldn't expect porn to be any different in this regard.

Insisting that your favorite porn girl truly be fresh & pure is going to leave you with a very short shopping list at the rental store. It's best to go with the fantasy.

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Ariana, do you know of any ass-victims? Are pencillin enemas a porn-girl's third best friend? (After Scott Fayner and his dog, of course)

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Do you refuse to watch porn scenes that feature men who have had STD's? I like Rocco Siffredi, but I don't hold it against the man that he's had herpes for over a decade, and that he's probably passed it on to any number of actresses, considering his long career. He estimates that he has done scenes with 4000 different women over an 18 year period, so you do the math.

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