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Corben99
Member

Deep South Texas
146 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 5:54AM
Hey was it just me, or did Sasha Grey just make a reference to G.I. Joe's Cobra Commander and Destro in that other thread about what scenes she should do next?
IF so? How about a SPOOF on the G.I. Joe Team toyline Sasha? Call it something like Sasha's PornO Commando Training Camp. Dress up all in camoflauge, and rig up some fake guns to shoot rubber dildos. Like those cool NERF gun rifles, but take off the foam tips, and affix dildos to them. A good prop guy could pull it off.
Sasha could be the leader of an elite team of PornO Commandos. Like maybe 2 girls, and 3 guys. And they go out on hunting missions after the bad guys.
So the scene could start with Sasha hiding in the woods with her team, dildo rifles at the ready. And up ahead in the clearing there could be like 2 hot chicks on patrol around the enemy base. The enemy base could be Max Hardcores house, isn't it called Rancho Max?, or something like that. Hell even Max could be the bad guy Cobra Commander type.
Anyways Sasha jumps out, and fires her dildo rifle at the two girls who started making out on top of a jeep. And the dildo goes flying through the air, and pops into one of the girls vaginas. And Sasha makes the team surround the two female guards. She could bark out orders to the males in the team to fuck the shit out of the guards, till they fall asleep. While Sasha goes into the enemy base, and fucks Max Hardcore/Cobra Commander to fake death.
But before that happens Steve Holmes walks in front of Max and tells Sasha she has to go through him first to get to Max/Cobra Commander.
Steve Holmes could wear the metal Destro Mask. And Steve and Max could do like a nice D.P. scene with Sasha for the ending.
It's an idea.
And you gotta have Bryan Pumper cause he looks like Seargent Stalker in the film. Even though alot of folks do not like Pumper. He would fit the part.
Think about it Sasha.
Yo Joe! Or I mean, Yo Sasha!
Slonik
Member

87 Posts
1/07
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 6:12AM
Steve Scott: So, the giant shark comes in there and just bites their dicks off! Betcha never seen anything like that before!
Tommy Vercetti: What did I tell you before? NO GIANT SHARKS.
phatbasey
Senior Member

1390 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 1:00PM
Wow.... is this a nerd fanasty or what?
pis228
Member

The Elusive Southern California Spearmint Rhino
88 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 1:14PM
Actually, I think it would be interesting to see Ms. Grey dressed up as the Baroness.
Christian XXX could done a horrible moustache and play Gung Ho.
And anyone BUT Brad Armstrong could play G.I. Joe.
darkside762000
Member

United Kingdom
91 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 2:12PM
You read my mind...
...and Lexington Steele as Roadblock, perhaps?
 
Drop a load
Senior Member

My leg hurts
1098 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 2:36PM
I see Sasha more as a Lady jaye type
Baroness i see Sandra Romain
always thought Destro was a black man under the mask
SashaGrey
Member

472 Posts
7/06
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 4:27PM
wow that's interesting ...although i was actually making a stab at Bush and Cheney.
the fuck junkie ♠
Royal Tee
Member

665 Posts
6/07
Posted - Jul 29 2007 : 5:15PM
Hahahaha I always thought Destro was black too.
christianx
Senior Member

1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - Jul 30 2007 : 3:15AM
paging jimmy lifestyles....jimmy lifestyles please come into the GI Joe thread!
Corben99
Member

Deep South Texas
146 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jul 30 2007 : 11:11PM
Wow! Sasha Grey is the BEST! Please a spoof movie on G.I.Joe. You ROCK! It seems you know the toy property very well, or at least the cartoon. Don't forget the Dildo Firing Rifles. LOL!!!
Corben99
Member

Deep South Texas
146 Posts
11/06
Posted - Jul 30 2007 : 11:12PM
Yes, Yes, and YES.
matchmaker
Senior Member

24913 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 12:27AM
+1 I agree.
Jimmy Lifestyles
Member

187 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jul 31 2007 : 3:53AM
Oh fucking shit. Alright Christian looks like we will have to speed up the production now. Faster than i would like but i will not be ripped off of this vision of mine! Its been in my blood since '84, and its gonna be spot on sickness. Word. lets look to the week of august 20th, we can at least shoot the payoff sex scene.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 9:34AM
dumb question, but are you Roxy Deville's bf?
christianx
Senior Member

1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 2:45PM
no he isnt...roxy's boyfriend is a civilian. lucky bastard.
 
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 3:50PM
ok, i forgot what Roxy's bf's name was. If that was him, i was just gonna congratulate him on looking like me . Being my doppelganger is a tough job.
Johnothan Pedak
Senior Member

Catastrophe
1594 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 1 2007 : 7:57PM
Such evil thoughts should not be in the mind of "the fuck junkie"
Corben99
Member

Deep South Texas
146 Posts
11/06
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 9:11AM
Hey Bud,
Are you seriously making a spoof on a G.I. Joe type Porn Film? If so, please use Sasha Grey in it. She seems to know the property pretty good. I'll buy a copy of it.
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