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| lumberjak Member  19 Posts 9/05 |  Posted - Sep 20 2005 : 8:15PMMy birthday is coming up. This year instead of my wife giving me a surprise, I plan to give her one. It has always been a fantasy of mine to save up some semen and feed it to her. She loves the taste of my cum and hates to waste it, but she has always had to settle for one load at a time. I have read somewhere about storing semen in the freezer and then warming it up by microwaving it to return it to its post-ejaculation consistancy/temperature. Does anyone have any experience with this and advice about how best to store it? What type of container? How long to cook it in the microwave? I also wonder what a good amount of semen is. I was thinking 10 loads is a nice round number. Has anyone had any experience with this? Too much? Too little? Responses for women experienced in this, or those who have experience performing in gang bangs would be especially appreciated. Will the re-heated semen taste like fresh semen? How many loads do you think she can handle without getting sick? There would be nothing sexy about her barfing everywhere. Thanks, Jak [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Sep 20 2005 : 10:08PM [Link] |
| Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Sep 20 2005 : 10:26PM [Link] |
| Robbie Member 884 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Sep 21 2005 : 10:35AM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Sep 21 2005 : 10:40AM Fucking croy. Hey! I've got an idea, and I'm only half-kidding: beat off into an ice tray and stick toothpicks in it. Jizzsicles! Do the zinc thing and drink lots of fluids so you make that one load really count. Just keep cummmmming and moaning and cummmmmmming and .. hey, I got some email I could forward you about drowning her in baby batter. Should I forward them on? [Link] |
Bob  All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Sep 21 2005 : 12:53PM [Link] |
| RLD Fiend Member Cincinnati, O. 665 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Sep 21 2005 : 5:44PM Cumwhipper knows of what he speaks... [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Sep 21 2005 : 10:06PM If you like Penis Coladas, and getting caught in the bukakke Wow, I just did a Google search and 'Penis Colada' turns up some matches. Some are recipies. Edited by - croy on 9/21/2005 10:09:39 PM [Link] |
| LAYINGPIPE Deactivated User 4 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Sep 22 2005 : 12:11AM Cut one end of a cucumber and remove all the inside contents and insert your manhood..whooooo boy just like the real thing.AFTER YOU CUM INSIDE JUST SLICE IT UP AND TOSS IT IN THE SALAD BOWL SO THE WIFE CAN ENJOY A DELICIOS SALAD.NO DRESSING REQUIRED. [Link] |
| Robbie Member 884 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Sep 22 2005 : 4:16AM [Link] |
| lumberjak Member 19 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Sep 22 2005 : 10:12AM Please don't pay any attention to fools criticizing your impressive work. I can relate, based on the responses to my serious post. You are a very skilled performer with hoards to fans who greatly appreciated your skills and rather impressive assets. Instead, why don't you give me some advice with my project. Perhaps you can relate your experience from "10 Man Cum Slam #7". Is it true that the 8th, 9th and 10th loads were hard to keep down? Any advice on consuming 10 loads during one session? Too ambitious? Thanks! Jak [Link] |
| KatjaKassin Senior Member 1257 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Sep 22 2005 : 2:14PM [Link] |
| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Sep 23 2005 : 10:06AM [Link] |
| MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2005 : 1:34AM whatever you do, tell us how it turns out ok? [Link] |
| Dreamer Member 95 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2005 : 6:58PM I would hope at least that this was something you had wanted to try for yourself rather than just simply being a cool way to end the scene. I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Feeding Frenzy 6. Check out the back cover, it looks like Jules has trademarked the word "spermsicle" [Link] |
| chupacabras Member 161 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Sep 26 2005 : 2:52PM [Link] |
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| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 12:51AM Edited by - joel on 10/25/2005 3:28:26 PM [Link] |
| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 25 2005 : 3:25PM Steam it or put cum in a pot in hot water for a while! [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 25 2005 : 5:37PM [Link] |
| Kngs4Evr Member Chicago, IL 66 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 26 2005 : 8:20AM [Link] |
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| Cryogenix Member 84 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 3 2009 : 1:39AM Thankfully, I've never had to freeze my jizz for later consumption, but I imagine placing the container into a bowl of tepid water and allowing it to defrost that way would be alright. Forget jizzicles. Dump all ten loads into one tray and make a creamsicle. [Link] |
| pornshornpara Member all good girls swallow 471 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Jul 3 2009 : 12:44PM [Link] |
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| duefuss Member Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 1:14PM [Link] |
| jizzmasterzero New Member 3 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 1:24PM [Link] |
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| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Jul 13 2009 : 1:57PM If I were having this conversation privately I'd be just convulsed with laughter right about now. Edited by - ntfighter on 7/14/2009 7:43:10 PM [Link] |
| belen New Member 1 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 7:38AM [Link] |
| TedtheBellhop Member 767 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 10:18AM People can't discuss their kink with their friends because a lot of their friends are probably uptight, judgmental, repressed people such as yourself. That's the beauty of forums like these. [Link] |
| ntfighter Member 645 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Jul 14 2009 : 7:37PM Edited by - ntfighter on 7/14/2009 7:40:05 PM [Link] |
| pornshornpara Member all good girls swallow 471 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Aug 20 2009 : 6:48AM [Link] |
| BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 | Posted - Aug 20 2009 : 9:34AM Noble cause. Not sure if I can help, but I have experience with cryoprotection (preservation by protecting tissue sample from damage due to freezing) biologic samples, although not semen but almost all other tissue types. Also, an exGF of mine was a reproductive physiologist  and worked at a sperm bank for a short time. Here's some basic key principles that might help you if you want to do pre-game experimentation.1). Lower temps - from a biological standpoint the lower the freezer temp, the longer and better preservation the sample (due to less enzyme activity). Typical kitchen freezers run 0C to -20C. Lower is better (I used special -80C freezers which hurt but were great). Not sure if there's a way to max out kitchen freezers safely and easily, but a colder freezer is better (make sure to use a suitable subzero thermometer). 2). Storage - storing biologic samples are important because you don't want to put it in a container that fails (cracks, leaks) during freezing. I have stored urine samples in plastic urine cups you get at doctor offices (not older glass ones). The plastic urine cups tend to be made of polypropylene or polystyrene which are the best materials to withstand freezing. My suggestion in this case is get a few plastic urine cups at from your doctor, hospital, or lab (drug testing facility) as they don't cost much and usually are found everywhere clinicians work. I'm sure if you asked an employee, s/her will give some for free without a hassle cause they have tons. Urine cups are nice too cause they are sterile, so the microbial clock only starts when lid is removed. 3). Handling - general rule is to minimize number of times and length of time you take sample out of freezer after its frozen, to minimize freeze-thaw cycles. Biologic samples are damaged both when they are frozen and thawed usually by causing cell structure failure which causes inner contents of cells to empty into medium (called cell lysis). Inner contents cause more local cell damage, so minimizing cell lysis in times when sample preservation is critical. Ideally you want to leave a sample in the freezer until it's ready to be used, but in this case this might be logistically impossible. Generally for best sample preservation, you shouldn't subject samples to heat when thawing (prime macro example - partially the reason that medics tell people not to excessively heat a hypothermia or frostbitten victim; just wrap in blankets and keep in warm environment) cause the greater temperature differential during thawing, the more cellular thaw damage. An example of temp differential, there will probably be more thaw damage if thawing sample by heating (-10C to 35C = 45C diff) than thawing sample by letting sit out in room temp environment (-10C to 25C [room temp] = 35C diff). So many times it’s preferred to just take out sample and let sample come up to room temp naturally. 4). Freezing methods - ideally you want to flash freeze samples whenever possible. This can be done only by 1). dipping into liquid nitrogen bath 2). setting up crazy non-liquid nitrogen chemical bath & dipping 3). encasing sample around dry ice (fresh, it's rated around -80C). I'm guessing that you don't have access to theses, although dry ice can be ordered & delivered by lots of local companies and isn't too expensive. Methodologically speaking you have to be careful if you flash freeze though cause the containers holding liquids tend to blow up if there's not enough empty space in container to accommodate expanding H2O in sample (more H2O in sample, more expansion, larger container needed). Also if you try dry ice you need to get special plastic cryocontainers that withstand -80C temps. Unfortunately, one of my favorite cryoprotection techniques is irrelevant w/semen (using glycerol to displace H2O creating less freezing artifact). Warning: working at flash freezing temps can easily cause frostbite within seconds so take precautions (gloves, eyewear) & work in vented room if using dry ice. You haven’t lived until you dip your gloved hands in a -90C methylbutane (rocket fuel) bath. And I thought polar bear swimming was cold.  As John Travolta said in Broken Arrow, “God damn what a rush!”Caveat: these rules are generally accepted medical & scientific practices and might not create the ultimate affect you want. However, I am guessing taste is negatively affected the less the sample is preserved. This is not my bag and I have not done this before, it’s just speculation. Well, that's all I got. Any questions please let me know. Hope you are successful and let us know how it goes. Have fun  .[Link] |
| theomb New Member 1 Posts 12/09 | Posted - Dec 1 2009 : 6:11PM Here are a few basics. 1. Collect it every day (I'm a heavy cummer, so I can fill the holders in about 4 or 5 times) but keep it hidden in a box. I use an EGGO box as the Tovolo Pops fit in it perfectly and it is out of the way. If a quest opens the freezer they have no question about the box. 2. Use smaller Popsicle Molds (I use the Tovolo Freezer Jewel Pops, Set of 6 that you can find on Amazon for short money as they are fill fast and the holder is designed for less drip) 3. If you are concerned about the mess, buy a plastic tarp from Home Depot or Lowe's to protect the sheets. 4. These are awesome for role playing and you can explore some really kinky scene ideas without risk. I have had play bukkake play scenes that allowed her to be covered in lots of cum as well as femdom scenes and cuckold scenes too. 5. If you want to warm it up, DON'T use the Microwave. The best way to warm it up fast, is to put a bowl of water in the microwave for 2 minutes. Then put the containers in the heated water so it can thaw quickly. Questions? Please feel free ask... TheOMB (the one man bukkake) [Link] |
| seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 | Posted - Dec 1 2009 : 10:09PM I've done this a number of times, with 12 loads being the max so far (large loads though). I've never tried the microwave as I read that it was a bad idea on chicktrainer. I did however simply hold the container under very hot water and it thawed pretty quickly. After reading the long medical post, I guess I'll try the slow thaw next time. I've done it on ice cream and that worked well the first time, but the second time it was a lot more and she said it "burned her throat" and used other descriptions like "frozen salt pack" lol. Either way, she didn't finish it. After reading that one post, I imagine that perhaps it was frozen too long in a non-airtight container. I gave a girl a "cum margarita" with about 10 loads and she loved it. She said it was actually much tastier than a regular lime margarita. It was maybe 1 part cum, 1 part tequila, and 3 parts margarita mix? So that's one idea. I don't recommend cumming in ice cube containers, I think it's got to be sealed up to avoid whatever air does to it. I've actually been trying to come up with some new ideas... I was thinking to perhaps mix it into some yogurt. Perhaps on a sandwich, we'll see. 10 loads is a good starting point though. And a drink is the safest thing to mix it with IMO. I also recommend my above recipe as she'll like it... which now means she'll continue to say "YES, I'll be happy to eat a bunch of your jerked off cum in various foods or straight up, in the future." I would say that 10 loads straight might be pushing it for a first timer if you plan to have her drink straight cum. But I have a lot of fun involving food and drinks and this allows for some very creative role playing.... (does she know what she's drinking?) [Link] |
| pornshornpara Member all good girls swallow 471 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Nov 6 2010 : 12:58PM she's done 10 before and i've got that on video! so am pushing the boundary! also considered getting that cook book that is all recipes with jizz in! anyone tried it? [Link] |
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