Q-scene where the girl is way too hot for the guy? A-every porn scene ever made! especially any scenes with ron jeremy james deen mike john alex sanders paul thomas john holmes joel lawrence van damage etc etc
Janine with mandingo and any women with dave hardman or wesley pipes
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purgatori Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 17 2012 : 6:02AM
I agree with this guy. There are maybe one or two porn guys that I don't think are utterly hideous. I mean, the male sex got the short end of the stick the stick when it comes to looks anyway, but most of the guys that make it into porn are lantern-jawed behemoths who look like they were grown in a vat at an Umbrella research facility.
I have to bring back this thread to mention the website: Where is your wife? The guy looks kind of like Shrek and he shoots fantastic scenes. I joined the site a month ago and was very happy with the content.
In Can He Score? #2 by Bangbros, there's a scene with the amazingly hot Victoria Lawson and some weird, skinny guy called "El Matador". The guy actually wears a sleeping mask all of the time. It's readily apparent that she is way out of his league. Then again, the whole series is predicated on the concept of average joes fucking beautiful pornstars but this is a scene that really demonstrates the premise of the series.
Regan Senter is fucking repulsive. Greasy, doughy, with a micropenis and never even cums in his scenes. Check out his "Day I Became a Whore" series. Edited by - todd gack on 4/14/2013 11:19:01 PM
Reviving this because my thread got locked! Here's a few that caught my eye from the small library of porn I have seen (less than 30 scenes): 1) Mary anne and benjamin brat from Filthy Anal POV 1. Acting like a douche, this guy enjoyed every intimate part of Mary Anne. She looks like an absolute goddess in this scene and incredible swallow in the end. 2) Monica Sweetheart and Ugly Harry in Filthy Things. That oral creampie in the end made me lose my mind! Luckiest guy for sure! 3) Christie Lee and Hershel Savage in Don't Tell Mommy 7 - She is just too cute, adorable, and pretty for anybody in porn! Tell me yours, guys and girls!
Couldn't agree more. That's why I like watching bukkakes & blowbangs.
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Deities-Adonis Deactivated User
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Posted - Oct 6 2013 : 8:11AM
LOL this is funny because my attitude to porn is the total OPPOSITE to many on this thread!! :D . I'm more inclined to watch a scene with a decent looking man and a fine looking woman because i love seeing chemistry between the performers. Some scenes i've watched where the girl is way out of the guy's league and you can just tell she's not into it, and as a result it spoils the scene for me. For me there's nothing better than seeing pure, no holds barred LUST in a scene!!..it takes it to a whole new level because it goes beyond just "acting".
Monica Sweetheart in Anal Xcavators the two guys with her Chris Charming & Tony T. just ruin scenes for me + Evan Stone ----------------- Monica Sweetheart fan since 2000 and still madly in love -----------------
Like most people, my first thought was Ron as well but to be fair to the guy, he wasn't a bad looking fellow back in his prime in the 70s and 80s and he could probably have outperformed most current porn studs back then. Its only when he kinda became a porn parady of himself, what with the hedgehog name that people have this image of this aging fat ugly guy that they can't believe any hot girl would have sex with.
If you wanna watch good looking couples screwing, stick on 'The Lovers' Guide'. Porn is there to - as Bill Hicks so eloquently put it - "satisfy my carnal, base fuckin' needs". That means, for me at least, watching a room full of average joes skull fuck the living shit out of some hapless chick and leave her looking like a plasterer's radio.
Another Salieri movie i seen featured 2 older guys,i would say one guy was in his 70's at least (tiny cock and and grey pubes yuck)and he was blindfolded and the female went on to suck/jerk him off and fuck him as he remained blindfolded and the other guy fucked her too he seemed to be the dom one in the scene and made the girl service the old guy the girl was hot hot hot.
Jennifer Dark & Ron Jeremy!! I would love to see the rest of this but have no idea where it is on the net. Mod edit: Image removed. No images displaying sex acts - Please see the image policy. Edited by - Jonny Jay on 10/10/2013 6:44:34 AM
Algaliarept wrote: ...any scene with Mark Wood +11111111111111111 He creeps me the fuck out. HOW IS HE STILL IN SO MANY SCENES! Because he is good at his job. Don't hate the player hate the game lol kisses Francesca Le'
Less identical crap, more sleaze and bush! 2378 Posts 7/09
Posted - Dec 7 2013 : 12:49AM
A long time old skool Salieri fan I cannot recommend highly enough his new gear at salierixxx.com Often set in dated rooms, dungeons or jails cells with a mix of insanely hot slender nubile young european girls and very old and very creepy dudes, who often take turns almost tag teaming a girl between rooms, who might also be behind bars, next to a toilet, up against a rack etc.. If you want creepy old guys in dingy settings having sexy with stupidly hot young girls, then this is the place for you!
At the end of the day, it is what it is. 629 Posts 12/09
Posted - Dec 11 2013 : 2:14PM
In some ways, this is a weird question. We're asking the male consumer how hot he thinks the male performer is, and we're asking the female consumer how hot she thinks the female performer is. If you look at is as a comparison of how high each performer is on the opposite sex's list then its a question I can tackle. I've often had a discussion like that about Hollywood couples. To give a few examples; it appears that Angelina Jolee is nearly as high on the men's list as Brad Pitt is on the women's list. It didn't appear that Selena Gomez was as high on the men's list as Justin Bieber was on the girls list. And at first, it didn't appear that Kieth Urban was as high on the women's list as Nicole Kidman was on the men's list; but she has declined and aged. So based on that, I think the few dudes who have mentioned James Deen are a little off base. Its pretty obvious that he's high on the female consumers' list. If you mention Ron Jeremy, then of course you are right.
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Joe Mayo Deactivated User
Sure Thing, Joe Mayo. 533 Posts 10/13
Posted - Dec 12 2013 : 12:15PM
Any scene with Regan Senter, Rod Fontana, or Kyle Stone.
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Tiger_y Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 3 2014 : 5:34AM
Jennifer Dark... and Ron Jeremy? In a scene together? Really? Perhaps you mean like Jennifer White...? No?
I can being endlessly fascinated with the numerous videos where Ron Jeremy would try to make out with the girls he was banging. It was always interesting to watch their reactions. Some girls would instinctively turn their heads away from him every time he'd go in for a kiss. Others would make some effort to kiss him but keep their mouths gripped shut so he couldn't tongue them. And other girls actually didn't seem to mind and would actually get into it.
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Joe Mayo Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 3 2014 : 6:09PM
In the amateur world, there's Richard Nailder (Bring Me Your Sister, Real Colorado Girls) and Gerald Saunders (Naughty Midwest Girls).
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Tiger_y Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 3 2014 : 8:13PM
Alright, cool. According to iafd.com, Jennifer Dark and the hedgehog has no scenes together. However, according to the data18 database, they appear in the follow three movies together: - XXX Porn Collection, the ( Limited Edition ) - This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX 3d Parody - Gia Is the scene in question some sort of bonus material from one of the above? Just curious.
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scope21 Deactivated User
Only Big Booty will do!! 6253 Posts 12/13
Posted - Jan 3 2014 : 11:35PM
ava rose with mr. pete, wet asses, elegant angel...struggling seen him in other scenes that work, but not that one for me. Edited by - scope21 on 1/4/2014 2:46:34 PM
ok, i'll try and post the image again with bits hidden. I don't think it's from a film, probably a web or photoset?? [mod edit: image removed. see the image policy. No cropped, blurred or digitally manipulated images of sex acts. Don't take an image that would otherwise not comply with this policy and modify the offending region from the image. If the original image doesn't comply with this policy it can't be used.] i found this image on the eurobabeindex forum. Edited by - killbillvol69 on 1/4/2014 3:11:00 PM
Any scene with that mexican guy that looks like serial killer or pedo or any guy that a extremely big beer belly Every signal guy on the Fuckafan site Edited by - DJboutit2 on 2/4/2014 4:52:36 PM
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Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User
Liberté, Egalité, Sexualité! 355 Posts 9/14
Posted - Jan 17 2015 : 9:57AM
its funny but in porn i loved to do scenes with ugly guys ;) Ugly guys look like real guys and real guys can be bald, a little fat, or they can have mustache, beard and hair in body, and smell like real guys. Some of my best porn scenes are with ugly guys
The girl(s) should be out of the guy's league, that's the 'fantasy' of porn, that's what it's all about. Are there any (straight) male viewers who prefer for the guy in a porn scene to be a washboard-stomached Adonis? Didn't think so. ...Having said that, I always resented every individual spermatozoa that Dick Nasty (worst. male. porn. name. ever.) got to deposit on a pretty girl's face in Brandon Iron's scenes (among others). Sorry Dick. Hey, at least you got to live the dream, man, while I sit here crying over my computer keyboard - so who's the loser? It's me isn't it? Edited by - N00dlesDaddy on 1/22/2015 1:40:10 AM
there are alot of "ugly guys" in the porn business. it gives hope to people like me. LOL. i think evan stone is ugly, he looks like the lovechild of david lee roth and meat loaf, but he's a very nice guy from what i see. dave hardman is a ugly guy, he looks like ray davies of the kinks, but he's a professional and is great at his job. guy disilva looks like obama, but he can go when the camera's on and from what i've read, is a nice guy. i can't watch any scenes with ryan madison, it just don't do it for me. and don't get me started on rod fontana. looking at a guy who is ripped and taned with muscles, a million dollar smile and who's hung to the moon depresses me because there's enough hot guys out there to bang hot chicks. hot guys need to share the wealth. it's nice with a hot chick goes with a ugly bastard like me because it makes everybody think "maybe i might have a shot." even though normally you would have a better shot winning the lotto than being privledged to score with a hottie. then again, if a hottie came on to me, i'd be suspicious because maybe it's pity sex. i don't do pity sex.
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Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 22 2015 : 8:23PM
some people said to me "you are so beautiful to do scenes with guys so ugly"...may be they think ugly guys cant fuck beautiful girls but in porn you dont care about guys looks. And some times guys with good looks dont fuck so good as ugly guys. Like Franco and Kid of Gangland: both guys are black and have mustaches, Franco has big nose and Kid is bald. But sex with them is good, they have big dicks and know how use them, they are funny, they talk dirty, they eat your pussy and ass, they kiss you. So girls enjoy scenes with them and they have fucked so many beautiful girls.
I ♥ the male gaze (and Palestine). 8737 Posts 11/13
Posted - Jan 22 2015 : 8:51PM
It's not my practice to call anyone ugly in civil conversation, but I'll admit that Evan Stone is unwatchable for me. Same goes for Randy Spears actually. I'm grateful that these guys mostly work in features.
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bluewomble85 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 22 2015 : 8:56PM
oh my, how in the hell did randy spears slip my mind. he's is a total turnoff for me. not to mention i did'nt like his david letterman impression either.
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bluewomble85 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 22 2015 : 9:03PM
very well put lucy. porn is porn because of the performance of the people involed. if the sex is good, it will come through the camera regardless how somebody looks. somebody like a alex sao paolo with a big belly and a fat dick may not look good, but if he and the lady he's with are steaming the room up, it will come through the camera and will get you, the viewer, off. if your talking about franco roccaforte, yeah, he's got a big nose, but he knows how to work that big dick of his and his cumshot is usually excellent.
very well put lucy. porn is porn because of the performance of the people involed. if the sex is good, it will come through the camera regardless how somebody looks. somebody like a alex sao paolo with a big belly and a fat dick may not look good, but if he and the lady he's with are steaming the room up, it will come through the camera and will get you, the viewer, off. if your talking about franco roccaforte, yeah, he's got a big nose, but he knows how to work that big dick of his and his cumshot is usually excellent. [/quote] yes, Franco Rocaforte. Same with Boz, he is may be the most ugly guy i had as scene partner, he is black too, very thin, with big nose, beard and and shaved head but he is good actor, very funny and has very big dick.
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bluewomble85 Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 23 2015 : 10:14AM
i thought of a couple more while i was waking up. tony martino, i won't watch anything with him in it, it's that bad. now alex sanders is not very good looking, but he's good at what he does. and i know he's on adultdvdtalk, but mick blue is not very good looking to me. but i've seen a couple of scenes with him in it and he's ok. i tend to think if i were going to have a threesome with another guy, i'd choose a black guy like byron long, brian pumper, nathan threat, jon jon or jr king because they are packing and they are sexy smooth guys. i like interracial dp scenes myself. one black dick and one white dick going into a sexy lady.
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Not Lucy Lee (Fake Account) Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 23 2015 : 10:29AM
and spanish Torbe, he is one of the most ugly guys in porn and he makes scenes with beautiful and young girls in his site Putalocura
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