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KingClutch
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165 Posts
3/05
Posted - Mar 18 2006 : 9:58PM

I can barely stomach watching any scene in which he appears. Most of you probably haven't noticed this - and if you have, you likely don't care - but have you noticed how he does this thing while he's getting ready to nut or just when he's kinda standing around jerkin' himself? He kind of arches his foot like a little show pony or something. I know I should be paying attention to the other action on the screen but this is so distracting to me. Ballerina poses should be forbidden by male talent in straight porn.

If you're a director or videographer, please take notice and keep his twinkle toes out of the frame.

Thank you.

picman
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2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 18 2006 : 10:03PM
Let me get this straight. Your objection to Scott Lyons has to do with a foot arch? I'm not going to take this too far because everybody has feelings, but there are far better reasons to object to his inclusion in a scene.
Monstar
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4/04
Posted - Mar 18 2006 : 10:44PM
In all fairness, little things can be quite the distraction...

like the matte around the tie-fighters in the original version of star wars. I know i should be watching shit get blown up but I keep noticing the damn matte around the space ships.

the arched foot is that man's matte.

...just sayin'

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FallofBecause
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251 Posts
10/03
Posted - Mar 18 2006 : 11:08PM
Foot arch?. Haven't noticed it, but now that you've mentioned it, how can I not My only gripe with this guy is that noone has showed him the pantry or kitchen yet. Either that or his metabolism is better than a rat with rabies on coke.

This guy will never be accused of blocking a shot, that's fer sher, and it certainly detracts from any onscreen pairing.

Eat something and bulk up a little, Thumbelina.

KingClutch
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165 Posts
3/05
Posted - Mar 18 2006 : 11:39PM
I've noticed he does seem well endowed for his frame.

Unfortunately, that just makes his foot look all that much larger.

Seriously, as a connoiseur of the female lower half, I think what most disturbs me is that he seems to be shaping his foot as it would appear in a high-heel shoe. That, combined with his waif-like morphology just makes my skin crawl.

 
skronker
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9/02
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 4:04AM
Oh crap .... LOL.

I was watching Jasmine Tame's scene in Baker's Dozen, and there's the part where a guy is about to pop in her mouth, or else she's just sitting there waiting for the next one and in the upper right corner of the frame you see this pair of male feet that are pale on top but the rest of the ankle and foot is tan and it looks really weird, and the feet are jerking and twitching like some kind of puppet, so obviously the guy is whacking it, but it's so off-putting and sick-looking (like a dying chicken) .... I always have to FF past the moment.

Directors: No gratuitous male feet in the corner of the frames when beauitful girls are waiting with open mouths!!!!

BigBobxxx
Senior Member

2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 8:50AM
My biggest problem with Scott Lyons is that he's with Brandi Lyons and we aren't.

Moral of the story: Don't let anyone try and tell you that "size doesn't matter"

Do Not Filter My Results
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173 Posts
6/05
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 9:15AM
I think part of the distraction is the requirement of many guys to wack to the finish line. Like Mark Davis - sometimes it is so vigorous it appears he might not be able to "pull" it off.
p_ramezap
Senior Member

1549 Posts
5/03
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 11:11AM
He is an OK performer and he is Mr. Brandy Lyons. If he wasn't married to Brandy, no+one would give him a chance in porn land. Personally, whenever he is on screen, I feel like I'm watching someone from a concentration camp. I never noticed his foot thing, as I try to block him out or FFW his appearance whenever possible.
Dean Wormer
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1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 5:00PM
At least he doesn't look as creepy as he used to since he cut his hair and shaved off his moustache.

"The time has come for someone to put his foot down....and that foot is me."

Mike Quasar
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1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 8:21PM
News flash - He and Brandy Lyons split quite a while ago.
BigBobxxx
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2681 Posts
5/04
Posted - Mar 19 2006 : 8:44PM
How long ago would that be in porn years?
mrdngm
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754 Posts
11/04
Posted - Mar 20 2006 : 2:12AM
I'm also a foot and leg guy and I find it distracting when the guy's bare feet are crowding the scene. This weird arching that you describe can't make it any better.
M vanHouten
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183 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 20 2006 : 2:08PM
It's a common move that many males make when they try hard to come. People makes stupid faces too in this situation.

Who cares?

tricia_devereaux
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4283 Posts
4/00
Posted - Mar 20 2006 : 2:32PM
Actually, when I'm masturbating with a pocket rocket, the orgasm is a LOT more intense if my muscles are flexed, so I often arch my feet and tense my shoulders and all that.

However, on video, I agree that most of the attention should be on the girl during the cumshot.

 
eduardo911
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1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 21 2006 : 7:38PM
- I have actually noticed, but I tend to mentally block out most of the male performers anyway.

- Funny thing is, what disturbs me more is when a female performer does the opposite - i.e., arches her feet the other way (curling her toes upwards). I love ballerina poses (in females) and I think women's legs/feet look much more elegant when their feet are 'in line' with their legs, as in many classical ballet poses, rather than bent perpendicular to their legs. That this should preoccupy me is probably as least as strange as your thing against male ballerina poses, but hey that's human diversity for ya.

daredevil2025
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756 Posts
6/05
Posted - Mar 21 2006 : 9:29PM
WOOHOO! I've got a chance, now that Brandy's single again.

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