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Leslie
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 2:29PM
Skeeter

Edited by - Leslie on Apr 9 2007

ArinsystmaticX
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 3:07PM
Hahaa somebudy is PISSED!! Skeeter should understand that bella makes it somewhat sexy eventhough some of her acts are right up there with Max. Belladonna is loved because shemostly does what her fans ask her to do, and she is generally very nice to her talent if you look at her BTS or website.
I am with you on feeling sorry for most of the posters on ADT who think it is actually squirting lol eventhough bella herself has said it acouple of times on her site that they only call it squirting cuz peeing isn't allowed. Bella isn't as bad as other directors though...specially guys who make squirtwoman and squirting 101 n all those titles where they show girls shooting gallons across the room which is humanely and totally impossible to do with orgasmic fluids. Bella somewhat, keeps it incheck and doesn't over do it too much.
Any blind fan who doesn't like using common sense only has to watch Jenna Presley's FTV where she openly talks about girls mostly pissing in those scenes which allows them to shoot across the room and produce such amounts of water and even named acouple of big named "squirters" cyntheria and siara drinking tons of water prior to scenes and pissing all over. After shooting those scenes, according to her as well as several other stars who've told me over the years.....the whole house smells like piss and coffee.
Ironically, after the interview she proceeded to do JUST THAT herself by drinking alot of water and squirting gallons across the table repeatedly while calling it real squirting loll.
I guess some of these guys are just living in a fantasy land and they don't wanna ruin their fantasy by admitting what it actually is...I say let them be.
Anyways, It was funny reading about how pissed off skeeter is at ADT just because we pick on Max lol. There's a big difference between Max and Belladonna, Skeeter. She makes things look sexy while Max makes them look sad. MOST girls who've worked with Max, wish he dies...while they mostly love Bella. There's a reason for it.

Edited by - ArinsystmaticX on 4/8/2007 3:10:55 PM

Ramsey
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 3:11PM
There should be a law against pornstars bringing in their boyfriend/husband.

Leslie
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 5:07PM
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Edited by - Leslie on 4/8/2007 5:13:17 PM

jackthetreacleeater
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 6:15PM
That was quite funny really! The man's not bitter and twisted at all.
When did this infamous Belladonna breaking Kelly Wells' jaw incident take place then?
Skeeter and Bridgette are a bit before my time really, I've only been into porn for the last couple of years and haven't seen either of their work.
I did find the comment about Bono's reviews and the "nazi" comment rather amusing mind.
If Daleks worked on the ADT website their mantra would be, "moderate moderate modeRATE MODERATEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Nothing says romance like anal sex.

 
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Posted - Apr 8 2007 : 8:33PM
There are no known porn stars named Cyntheria or Siara. Even blind drunk, I can do better than that.
Leslie
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 12:05PM
I think he intentionally chose fictive names so nobody could say...he says it.
skronker
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 12:21PM
Oh it's like a joke ... Obviously, he means Cytheria and ... Ciera Sage? The awesome and fabulous Caera Lynch doesn't do porn.
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 1:42PM
I find this line from Skeeter's rant kinda interesting:
Is he complimenting or criticizing?
Harri Patel
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 2:08PM
Skeeter is a crumb in Bono's grotesque mustache.
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 2:24PM
Bob ... he loves Jim Powers that's a compliment. He's saying Jim Powers is a big influence on porn.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 3:40PM
Then Skeeter and I agree on one thing, anyway.
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A woman's ass is a beautiful thing.

skronker
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 3:44PM
It's probably unfair that his criminal record got so much exposure online, while others have successfully kept their criminal actions off the radar. Elmore Leonard could not have dreamed up a more entertaining character.
 
jackthetreacleeater
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 3:47PM
And every walk of life needs it's characters after all. I really think someone should do a soap in the style of Entourage I think. The writers wouldn't need to embelish as most of the characters in question are already over-blown and larger than life.

Nothing says romance like anal sex.

Edited by - smg4ever on 4/9/2007 3:52:47 PM

Drew Black
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Some of it reads like poetry:
LubeNLuv
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Aw man....linky won't open for me :(
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Link to "Story in Progress"
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I love that Skeeter kicks back with the Discovery Channel after a day of double anal plunder. Like I said, I could write this up as a screenplay and no one would believe it. God bless pornography!
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 5:44PM
I love that he's still promoting Bridgette after she supposedly accused him of molesting their kids. Or maybe he's just promoting his own suitcase pimping of Bridgette.
rogrtipe
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 5:50PM
I guess that explains why Skeeter doesn't answer my email or call any more.

For the record, I wouldn't be in bed with Jules. I hear he's a cover hog.

Oh, and while I do accuse Pat Myne of copying Jules, I also (in the same reviews actually) accuse him of copying Skeeter Kerkove.

Some days it just doesn't pay to be even handed.

Skeeter, that was a great rant. Return an email once in a while. I miss talking to you and keeping everyone up to date on what you're up to.

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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 8:41PM
One has to wonder how Skeeter became such an expert on the general size of trannies.


"Nobody can keep up that pace because they don't have an over the top suitcase pimp like me."-In the immortal words of Casey Kasum, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

Bob All-Star Supporter
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 11:33PM
I'm weeping for Skeeter at the injustice of it all !!!
There are ex-cons and then there are cons-on-hiatus.
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 11:43PM
Apparently Skeeter never learned the first three rules of real estate: (1) location, (2) location, (3) location.

(Methinks Skeeter's home lacks a Pacific Ocean view.)

skronker
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I'm so weeping for Al Borda

Twizted6
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 11:48PM
It's nice to know he still reads, that ADT mother-fucker!

If he had balls, he'd still post on occasion.

Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 11:49PM
(Note to myself: Never take a "secret" kickback from Skeeter.)

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I'm calling you "Bad" Bob from now on ...
lukemason
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Posted - Apr 9 2007 : 11:57PM
if in fact the Kelly story is true

i'd like to know how/why something such
as that was kept under wraps ?

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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 12:26AM
well, no one really copped to it as far as I know.

did kelly make a statement about it? in fact, as far as I know, she denied it (I could be wrong, so I hope Kelly doesn't come and kick my ass ...)

it's the problem with most porn gossip is it's total hearsay. there's an element of truth but you never know. Veronica Jett quietly commented in a BTS segment how Kurt Lockwood dislocated her jaw on an Eon McKai set, trying to pull a "Nacho Vidal," but you never heard a damn thing about that. I have heard first hand reports of shredded vaginas, blood vessels erupting in cocks, chipped teeth, blown out this and thats, just horror stories of ER visits etc. ... But you never read about those ...

Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 12:47AM
If I change my user name to that, I can later change it to "boBdaB".

Hot damn!

skronker
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Just don't be a weakling or sissy!
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 1:03AM
If I was, Skeeter would make fun of me! Perish the thought!
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Skeeter on Romance:
Bob All-Star Supporter
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That interview is a treasure trove of humor and horror.
Search Appliance
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 6:46AM
Well, I for one wish more people would "copy JJ" with the butt-plugs.

That's the thing that makes Skeeter's movies boring to me - he never really understood about the importance of a tease bit before the cocks come in, just the girl or girls with fingers and toys.

Ramsey
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 9:39AM
This is actually something like Jay and Silent Bob would do like responding to the stuff written on the internet only Skeeter's moviepoopshoot.com is actually adultdvdtalk.com

Actually I have to admit partly thanks to Skeeter we had the one of the greatest pornstar ever: Bridgette Kerkove.

Walter All-Star Supporter
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Gadzooks! Zoinks! Ouch!
How would that happen? Too much vitamin V? Shooting Caverjet into the wrong place?
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
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Anyone else ever watch the extra footage on disc 2 of Slut Puppies 1? There's footage of a guy having a medical incident with his dick in that.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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People do get hurt sometimes when playing contact sports.
Kimball
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Bridgette Kerkove is not, I repeat, not, one of the hottest porn stars ever. She's actually kind of nasty looking. Not only that, she has a really bad tit job. Jeez, am I the only one who can see that. I will give her props though on her anal abilities. Very nice. As far as Skeeter is concerned, can someone just put a bag over him and drop him in a like. Or better yet, just throw him back in the closet where he belongs. It's obvious that this guy is so gay. Just look at him. If I have to see him one more time in his white wife beater and blue bandanna, I'm going to puke. Me thinks that he is trying to come across as a tough looking dude, but when in reality he comes across as a little sissy boy. No wonder most of the guys in his movies are looking a little light in the loafers, Skeeter is sampling the talent before they do a scene with lots of cock rubbing. Advice for Skeeter, lose the bandanna and embrace your gayness. Shoot Bridgette in a few bi-sexual movies where you can just jump into the action and smoke some pole.

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veronica jett
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 3:40PM
i choose not to air my "dirty laundry" around my co workers. if i have an issue with someone, i go straight to them. most people in this business should learn that airing your business only makes you a fool...

most of everything i hear is bullshit. if i dont hear it from the horses mouth, then i dont even consider it to be true. i have had my share of people talking about me, but unless you hear it from me then dont believe the hype...because thats all it is...hype

there are many reasons why you never hear about "work related accidents"; many are embarrassed, ashamed, scared, etc...

Edited by - veronica jett on 4/10/2007 3:43:54 PM

rhonda
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 4:13PM
Foolish is exactly what I thought of you, when you were posting about T.J.C. I'm happy to see there's another, not so foolish side of you.
veronica jett
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Posted - Apr 10 2007 : 4:23PM
there is a difference when you physically hurt someone and when you are an all out creep and stalk girls. in the case of t.j.c. i told him to fuck off, he didnt listen and kept on harassing me and other girls. when it comes down to a situaion like that, someone has to have the brains to put a stop to it.

in your case, i have no idea who you are and if you had an issue with my foolish behavior you should have contacted me then, not bring it up now.

Edited by - veronica jett on 4/10/2007 4:24:41 PM

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that's the mature way to do it. although that bts was damn funny. (sorry about your jaw, though ...)
DirtyDoug
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Posted - Apr 12 2007 : 8:00PM
I wish there was an audio version of this, just to hear Skeeter whine like a fucking baby. Although, I find his online rants endlessly funny and worth reading rather often.

Jim Powers is a king of porn, in my humble opinion. So, anything less than a compliment by Skeeter as far as that is concerned would be blasphemy.

Edited by - DirtyDoug on 4/12/2007 8:06:59 PM

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I know Bella can't stand Kelly . When Bella had her forum on her website ,when someone requested that she get Kelly Wells She said it's not going to happen some people asked why she said she had here reasons and Aiden chimed in and said its never going to happen .
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I wish Belladonna could beat me up...
cobalt60
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Posted - Apr 17 2007 : 5:21PM
You ADT cocksucking, motherfuckeeeeeerrrrrrrrsssssss...@!@@!@!

Sing it! There's a skeeter on my peter, knock it off.

I can be mature, too, you know.

No, I haven't read the rant. I just enjoy spouting random bullshit.

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