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| ekarth Deactivated User 211 Posts 1/10 |  Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 2:30AMSeven commandments for Porn makers. 1. Thou shalt not give chance to normal males with average sized dicks in your movies. 2. Thou shalt not show following sexual positions in their real-life versions3.Thou shalt not show cream pies 4.Thou shalt lie by making misleading titles and covers 6.Thou shalt not show any guy with limp dick because 'hero' doesn't have limp dick. 7.Thou shalt make sure the hero fucks for atleast 30 minutes before cumming. Because if he cums in 2-3 minutes like normal humans then he won't be a 'Hero'! Add your LIST too! [Link] |
| ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 2:37AM [Link] |
| MrTibbs Member 372 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 3:56AM 2. Thou shall operate the camera and keep your fuckin mouth shut. The male talent might be your 'bro', but that doesn't mean you gotta carry on like it. 3. Thou shalt edit out the 10 minutes it takes for the stud to jerk himself off before the cumshot. We don't need to see that shit. 4. Thou shall not film a girl who's barefoot and then proceed to cut the damn feet out of every shot. 5. Thou shalt not cut to a close-up of the male talent excessively and never for more than 3 seconds at a time. 6. Thou shall not film doggy from below or behind, ever. 7. Thou shalt acquire a basic understanding of lighting before filming anything. Porn is not cinema, everything in the scene needs to be visible and properly lit. [Link] |
BlackSix  All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 4:15AM [Link] |
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