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ekarth
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211 Posts
1/10
Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 2:30AM
Seven commandments for Porn makers.
1. Thou shalt not give chance to normal males with average sized dicks in your movies.
2. Thou shalt not show following sexual positions in their real-life versions
3.Thou shalt not show cream pies
4.Thou shalt lie by making misleading titles and covers
6.Thou shalt not show any guy with limp dick because 'hero' doesn't have limp dick.
7.Thou shalt make sure the hero fucks for atleast 30 minutes before cumming. Because if he cums in 2-3 minutes like normal humans then he won't be a 'Hero'!
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ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 2:37AM
How would one 'show' a cream pie anyway? Aside from afterwards, I'm pretty sure you can't see it by definition. Unless you want it to be all clinical and shit.
MrTibbs
Member

372 Posts
7/09
Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 3:56AM
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2. Thou shall operate the camera and keep your fuckin mouth shut. The male talent might be your 'bro', but that doesn't mean you gotta carry on like it.
3. Thou shalt edit out the 10 minutes it takes for the stud to jerk himself off before the cumshot. We don't need to see that shit.
4. Thou shall not film a girl who's barefoot and then proceed to cut the damn feet out of every shot.
5. Thou shalt not cut to a close-up of the male talent excessively and never for more than 3 seconds at a time.
6. Thou shall not film doggy from below or behind, ever.
7. Thou shalt acquire a basic understanding of lighting before filming anything. Porn is not cinema, everything in the scene needs to be visible and properly lit.
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Apr 25 2010 : 4:15AM
8. Commandments 1,2,4,5,6,7 are hereby repealed.



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