Romantic Congress of Unusual Circumstance
(Un-Natural Sex)

Produce Them While They Remain of Relatively Lower Age Demographic
(Bring 'Um Young)

Petite Caucasian Women, African American Male Reproductive Organs of Considerable Magnitude
(Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks)

i could do this all day!

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but how to say for Elastic assholes or cumfilling overload?

Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 1/30/2005 12:25:36 PM

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Rubberized Bung-Holes
(Elastic Assholes)

Majic Man (#1 Lanny Barbie FAN)

Edited by - Majic on 1/30/2005 12:21:58 PM

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and for the romance novel porno

Large Throbbing Members and Tiny Flowers

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Here are a few more...

Vaginal Flatulations (Pussy Farts)

Young, Intellectually Challenged, and Full of Seminal Fluid (Young, Dumb and Full of Cum)

No Avoidance of Projectile Seminal Emissions Permitted! (No Cum Dodging Allowed!)

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Young Woman Who Exhibits Sexual Behavior Differing From A Norm Or From the Accepted Standards of A Society. (Girlvert).

Inclined to Violent or Disruptive Deep, Tender, Ineffable Feeling of Affection (Tough Love)

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Ron

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"posterior fixation"

Edited by - stupid ass on 1/30/2005 5:00:05 PM

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God I miss Cal, where the hell is he?

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-Would you please be so kind as to be so nice as not to mind ingesting what makes me self-confident if it neither doesn't make you too much circumstances nor costs you too much of energy, please (Swallow my Pride)

-The running water experiences of the man who wrote a dissertation about the seventh letter in the alphabet (The Squirting Adventures of Dr. G)

-Joke Aspect (Gag Factor)

Angels who probably won their wings and halo in the lottery (Angels of Debauchery)

Fast-food in the breeze (Blow me Sandwich)

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Look What's Up My Ass "Gaze Upon the Object That Has Been Placed Gently in My Posterior"

Anal Expedition "Backside Searching in Unknown Lands"

Appetite for Ass Destruction "My Stomach Growls With Need For the Rugged Disassembly of Your Buttockal Region"

Grand Theft Anal "Magnanimous, Felonious Assimilation Uber-Vaginal"

Sodomized "The Sister City of Gomorrah-ized"

hehehe

lANCE cUMMING

Edited by - dood on 1/30/2005 11:05:42 PM

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"please discontinue, i am experiencing some discomfort and/or burning sensation in my rectum"

"well endowed african-american males, and the caucasian females who love them"

"my, what an aesthetically pleasing set of mammary glands you have developed without surgical enhancement there"

this is fun.

Edited by - constance le on 1/30/2005 11:20:15 PM

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"I'd like to kiss you and possibly fondle your left breast if you have no objections" Volume14

"You are of Asian Heritage and I am a caucasion heterosexual - May I have sex with you in front of a camera?" Volume 3

"Though I am presently ejacualting into your left eye, I want you to know how much I respect you" Volume 7

"How charitable of you to invite myself and 47 of my recently paroled friends over to masturbate near you and deposit our ejaculatory payloads in and around the area where you routinely feed yourself" Volume 687

I could do this for days!!!!

Quaze

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JF

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Some more...

Take This Past Your Epiglotis and Into Your Esophagas! (Deep Throat This!)

Ejaculate-occupied Esophagi (Cum-Filled Throats)

Gluteal Adoration (Ass Worship)

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Exhibitionistic behaviors of incontinent young women on public thoroughfares. #12

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Another for Gag Factor: Proportional Measure Of Penis Induced Nauseation

Dante-esque Human Felines - Hellcats.

Swinish Philanthropists - Service Animals.

Mucilaginous Pillows Of Corpulence - Gooey Buns.

Edited by - valjean4876 on 1/31/2005 9:54:29 AM

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"The sky-coloured female predatory fish sits in the government." (Sharka Blue rules)

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What about ...

Depilated feline?

Juvenile homo sapiens with a fluid addiction containing the male gamete?

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Juvenile homo sapiens with a fluid addiction containing the male gamete = Teenage Spermaholics?

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(Who's Your Daddy)

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Now for more challeges.

Name this fictitious porn title:

Can you provide me with the rationale for having sexual mating behaviors?

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Close but not close enough.

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The female canine quadruped partook in an ingestion exercise on the Wiccan subscriber who has membership in the assemblage We belong to

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That Bitch Ate Our Witch!
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Bingo, +1 for Hardware.

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Young Girls Attempt to Impress Those Who will Provide Affirmation of Attainment "Teen Tryouts"

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"LIBATIONS COMPRISED OF SEMINAL FLATULENCE"

"ARMS OF RECTAL DECIMATION"

"MY GOOD SIR, YOUR FEMALE PARAMOUR IS FEATURED IN AN EROTIC VIDEO PRODUCTION"

"UTILIZE THEM, TREAT THEM POORLY, AND DISCARD THEM"

"VOID YOUR SEMINAL VESICLES ONTO MY COUNTENANCE"

"REGNUM OF THE WIDE OPENINGS"

"COMPLETELY CONCERNING CAN 21"

"RECTAL REVERENCE 7"

"PERPETRATE BATTERY UPON THAT ANUS 8"

"TREMENDOUS HYDRATED GLUTEALS"

Ohh, this is habit-forming!

Peace, Pleasure, and the Pursuit of Happiness! DJP

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• "Posterior Spread to a Considerable Width #9" (Ass Wide Open 9)
• "Heading In The Direction of the Lower Colon #2" (Destination Dirtpipe 2)
• "Large, Well-Moistened Gluteus Maximus #9" (Big Wet Asses 9)
• "Women of a Relatively Lower Age Demographic Strongly Desiring Reproductive Emissions #1" (Teens Craving Cum 1)
• "The Couch Upon Which Ill-Intentioned Directors Spill Their Seed Whilst Corrupting Young Stars #6" (Cum Stained Casting Couch 6)

Any more ideas?

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