As I sit soaking my now purple toes ..lol, from a recent romp w/my g/f , I wonder if there are others as accident prone as I am . I'd like to hear anyones(porn stars included..either on set or not)funny..or maybe not so funny stories on bumps, bruises, unusual scars do to extreme , overenergized or just "careless" frolicking w/their partner(s)..maybe 2 girls bumping heads for a double bj for example. A friend of mine in college once thought he'd broken his cock(exaggerating..know this isnt possible) when his g/f while riding him in cowgirl position leaned wayyyyyyyyyyyy back(guess at least 1 of 'em was enjoyin' it..lol)on him...he said he about sat straight up from the shock/pain..lol. Also, in the movie "Chasing Amy" , there's a segment where they do a little "show n tell" of scars they received from various sexual experiences/encounters..looking forward to your stories
I think most guys can admit to wearing out our cocks from "beating the bishop" a little too much/often..lol..I dont think girls have that problem...or do they ?...Any of you ladies as bad as guys about masturbating too many times a day ? Its gonna be hard not to masturbate too often now that the new edition of "Blow Me Sandwich" #7 is out..lol
I still have a scar on my ass from when the cat took a swipe at it. The girl I was with at the time must have thought she was pretty hot for me to yell like that!
Good thing the cat didn't go for the dangling bits underneath.
Here's a funny one that's rated G. I'll spare you the really perverted stuff - it's bizarre.
Anyhoo...
I was dating a very hot latin girl that loved, loved, loved to kiss for hours...she would get worked up and start sucking my tounge as I played all sorts of evil games with her.
I'll never forget this - at a certain point she just lost it and sucked my tongue so hard out of my mouth she actually tipped the little fold that connects the tongue to the floor of the mouth. I remember tasting blood and screaming - OMG it hurt like hell. ...
I ended up getting two really bad carpet burns on my ankles.
She was a nurse, and took care of me by wrapping my ankles up. But we ended up going to the local mall later on, and alot of people there were looking at my ankles, and I'm sure asking themselves, "What the fuck?"
I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04
Posted - Sep 23 2005 : 10:04AM
I'm a walking injury... the amount of times i get sent home from sets because of the previous days work is un-real.... my most horrific injury sexually to date was after my first trip to LA I returned to London and within 4 days I was in intensive care with blood poisoning after a gland had ripped internally and got infected. I had 12 stitches in my pussy where the doctors stitched the wound outwards so any more poisen would drip out rather than poisen my blood... the danger of double vag. but it wasn't enough to put me off, so I just opted for Double Anal instead... bruises are for wimps... you want rough sex... then you have to deal with the consiquences... and before any one tells me there has to be a limit- no, there doesn't actually. Or, but there must be a line- yes, there is.... and i crossed it ages ago... I'll keep my pussy scar with pride!!!
Hard sex + condoms = a torn up dick. My gf at the time loved it hard and fast but was ridiculously paranoid about Aids and made me wear the fucking things even after I got tested and was clean. Finally I put my foot down and said either the rough stuff or the condoms, pick one. May sound bad, but I'd gotten the damn test and was clean and found her mistrust insulting. We weren't long for each other anyway.
On the more comical side, I was highly conscious of my gut and would really suck it in when I was first with this girl. I was out of shape from lack of practice. The end result was a really nasty set of strained abdominal muscles that made it hurt just to breathe for a few days. Eventually I got back into fighting shape, as they would say, but it hurt for a while.
I once used a cockring that was so tight and I ended up with purple blood pimples all over my head. These lasted for about a week. Looked kind of cool...
My gosh i dont know how many times a day i run in to the wall or knock something over, i've been injured during sex a number of times, you never really notice until the next day when you look at your self and say "how the fuck did i manage that?" i've had bite marks from Tiana lat lasted for weeks, bruises, i've busted my lip open, i've bitten my tounge..all kinds of stuff!!, all in great fun hehe.
Yet when trying to offend his ex into standing up for herself, he did not invite her into a three-way when he was pretending to be fucking the hot maid. How obvious a move was that?
Take this plane anywhere girls are going wild 19 Posts 12/03
Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 11:02PM
I've pulled and abdominal muscle, that made it hurt to breathe. I've also broken and ankle after falling down the stairs during sex. Nothing says passion like "OW my Leg"