joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 Posted - Sep 10 2002 : 9:51PM I Rub My Duckie Waterproof Personal Massager
Trademarked selling-point: It's not the beak, it's the motion!
This is just freakin bizarre. Would any of the women here at ADT feel just a little weird grinding a rubber ducky on their privates?
[Link] YogaGrrl self-removed user 757 Posts 12/01 Posted - Sep 11 2002 : 11:41AM
LOL...no. But then, I don't feel particularly weird about having the blowfish butt plug peeking out of my ass, either. It could be that I'm well and truly perverted.[Link] dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 2:34PM Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 5:32PM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it´s fit to fuck!....."I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit".
[Link] DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 6:45PM
I love my rubber Ducky, It makes me think of fucky, And if I get really lucky, Maybe Jenna will give a sucky! DenverDon
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joeblow69 Member 946 Posts 2/00 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 6:56PM
I guess it isn't so much the fact that it's a duck that throws me... it's just so darn innocent looking!To me, it'd kind of be like sodomizing Elmo!
[Link] dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 7:06PM
"To me, it'd kind of be like sodomizing Elmo!"You gotta problem with that?
[Link] Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 Posted - Sep 12 2002 : 7:14PM
To me, it'd kind of be like sodomizing Elmo!
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What´s wrong with that? He loves to be tickled, so sodomy is the next logical step........"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit".
[Link] aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02 Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 10:09PM
As seen On ABC's The View as one of the best Holiday gifts
Under 25 Dollars!
Big Teaze Toys Releases “I Rub My Duckie”
New Personal Massager Makes a Real Splash with the ladies of The View!
Woodland Hills, CA--November 5, 2002 -- Los Angeles-based Big Teaze Toys I Rub My Duckie waterproof personal massager was featured this morning on ABC's The View as one of the best Holiday Gifts under 25 dollars.
“It's the gift that keeps on giving. You may never want to get out of the tub again,” said Lisa Ling, co-host of one of the nation top morning programs, The View. The women proceeded to try and grab at the duck before anyone else would take it away!
Ling presented the vibrating rubber duckie as one of the best Holiday Gifts under 25 dollars, and saved the best for last! As she squeezed the body of the innocent-looking, adorable battery operated duckie, everyone whipped into a frenzy with wide eyes and big smiles.
A favorite among celebrities including Hugh Hefner and Jillian Barberie, host of “Good Day L.A.”, the extremely discreet I Rub My Duckie is now available online at BigTeazeToys.com or in select stores. The adorable, orange-billed massager was created by Tony Levine, the celebrated inventor who is better known for introducing the world to “Krushed Kitty”, a sarcastic retort to those Garfield Stuffed toys suction cupped to every car window in the late 80's. The Krushed Kitty, which dangled it's rear end-out from the trunks of cars nationwide, became a national fad in just nine months, even making the pages of People Magazine. The I Rub My Duckie is sure to do the same.
The I Rub My Duckie massager is reminiscent of the toy duck you played with in the tub as a child --only this one's for adults. This soothing, vibrating body massager is completely waterproof, floats and features a strong but extremely quiet motor. Find your favorite bubble bath and take your I Rub My Duckie for a sinfully refreshing swim in your tub today!
About The I Rub My Duckie Massager
Information on Big Teaze Toys and the I Rub My Duckie Massager www.bigteazetoys.com
I Rub My Duckie Massager available at
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About Big Teaze Toys After years of tireless sex toy research and planning, Big Teaze Toys was founded in January 2002 in Woodland Hills, California by Tony Levine, ex-Mattel toy designer and co-creator of “Krushed Kitty”. The Krushed Kitty was a sarcastic retort to the Garfield stuffed toys suction- cupped to every car window in the late 80's. The ubiquitous Krushed Kitty became a national craze in just nine months.
Big Teaze Toys latest creation, the I Rub My Duckie is the quintessential waterproof personal massager to bathers, Jacuzzi lovers and duck collectors worldwide. To learn more about why this innocent lil' fowl makes bathtime fun go to www.bigteazetoy.com.
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[Link] Chillin Member San Diego 208 Posts 9/01 Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 10:23PM
who knew!
Chillin..
[Link] lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 5 2002 : 11:44PM
I saw this on goodvibes quite a while ago, and I quite fancy it. I'm not much for vibrators, but it's so cute, and I have a lot of real rubber duckies ("i can get a handle on anything, just this side of deranged"), plus some old 1950's and early 60's collectible plastic floating ducks. So this is right up my alley. Yep, I covet it.[Link] tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 2:04AM
That's so cool...and it's waterproof! Yeah!!!!!
[Link] blklthrjkt Passionfruit Video Dallas 105 Posts 7/02 Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 10:39AM
Now if they would only make a vibrating bear for us furry guys!
[Link] lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 Posted - Nov 6 2002 : 5:38PM
No furry bear, but here's a toy broom:Hot New Toy!
[Link] -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 Posted - Nov 7 2002 : 6:35PM
I'm a sucker for an innocent face.Saki bought me one of these when we were dating. I like it, it's fun. It creates a nice sensation, but not quite enough for a bathtime orgasm for me.
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jdogg1sd Member Southern Cali 9 Posts 4/00 Posted - Nov 7 2002 : 9:44PM
Hey....this gives new meaning to Ernie's song on Sesame Street."RUBBER DUCKY.....YOU"RE THE ONE" "YOU MAKE BATH TIME.....LOTS OF FUN" "RUBBER DUCKY....I'M AWEFULLY FOND OF YOU!"
[Link] Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 Posted - Nov 10 2002 : 9:42AM
not quite enough for a bathtime orgasm
yeah, they need to do a vibrating rubber giraffe, or maybe an octopus, or a starfish...
[Link] HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 Posted - Sep 1 2012 : 10:06PM
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