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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 1:36AM
It's been driving me crazy for years. I mean -- do I really have to have an affair to get a woman to do my windows?
Dean Wormer
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 2:13AM
Are they tinted (black) windows?
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 2:17AM
Stained glass. Could that be the problem?
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 2:19AM
The really aggravating thing is that she has a friggin' Windex fetish -- but she'll only do mirrors.
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 3:47AM
She won't do windows = Mac addict.
 
juha
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2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 8:06AM

Edited by - juha on 6/20/2009 8:09:01 AM
grover All-Star Supporter
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16888 Posts
11/04
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 8:48AM
Nope! But you would need a lot of money! [cha-ching]
Draxxx
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3831 Posts
2/07
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 11:17AM
I've always thought it's bullshit with girls who'll do any mirror at the drop of a hat but refuses to do windows. A lot of them use that old excuse that windows are too big but yet you'll see them doing a a full length mirror in a dress shop but you can't get them to do the windows on a car.
There's this one very well known girl who's been known to do mirrors, tv screens, computer monitors and pretty much all types of dirty and scummy pieces of glass but outright refuses to even touch a window but yet claims to not have anything against windows. "They're not my thing" she claims.
And before anyone chimes in with "She should be able to do whatever she chooses to..." I just want to say that it's pretty fucked up that in 2009 some people still are hung up on this type of thing. Mirrors are glass, windows are glass, why anyone would feel one is better than the other is beyond me. Maybe when some of these girls are busy polishing off a miiror they should take a few seconds to take good hard look at themselves.
Leyden
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The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo!
8751 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 11:43AM
Maybe she's waiting for service pack 2.0?
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 2:02PM
Maybe it's because she can watch herself when she's doing mirrors, whereas other people can see her when she's doing windows. She's not much of an exhibitionist.
HansGeist
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133 Posts
6/08
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 4:26PM
Does she need to wear latex gloves or do you insist she do it barehanded?
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 5:35PM
It's all good with me, as long as it's done with care plus enough friction to get the job done.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 20 2009 : 6:45PM
This thread rules. Draxxx's post is the winner so far.
the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 9:51AM
I give the thoughts a 6. I give the execution of the thoughts a 10.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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^Lucy Pinder
18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 1:53PM
^ Totally. The excellence was in the execution.
 
realtip
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2301 Posts
6/04
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 8:08PM
I just can't figure out whether the windows or the mirrors are supposed to be the euphemism for black porn guys.
JohnHenry
Member

165 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 8:35PM
I learned a while ago, instead of forcing my girl to do windows (she won't) I'm better off just whoring her ass out, taking the money she earns, and paying someone more compliant to do my windows ;)
John
skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 10:13PM
That's not very submissive of her
Loraine
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1559 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 10:40PM
JohnHenry
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165 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 11:17PM
Mules might be owned, but they aren't always obedient ;)
skronker
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9/02
Posted - Jun 21 2009 : 11:23PM
Sounds like someone wants a spanking.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 22 2009 : 2:45AM
Sometimes a window is just a window.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 22 2009 : 2:52AM
I'd definitely settle for a window-job like that.
CharlotteVale
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where ultra-feminine meets ultra-anal ;)
78 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 22 2009 : 4:25AM
Yes please! Although I did just get spanked by Evie Delatosso today! :D
Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jul 19 2009 : 11:20PM
She's agreed to do Mac OS X once in a while if I ask her nicely.



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