There is one thing about porn that I would like to get off of my chest and that is the problem of short male porn stars, those that are under 6'0". We know that the most attractive and desirable women in the world would never think of dating a man who is less than 6 feet tall therefore why should lesser men that are under 6 feet be allowed to perform in porn? It just does not make sense! Women want a man that they can look up to and are turned off by short men. As a tall man myself, I know from experience that this is true and I cringe when I see a short man pathetically attempt to perform in porn, it just turns me off to see a short man masquerading as a real man. Let's put a stop to the practice of allowing short men to work in the porn industry. When people watch porn they expect to see alpha males not beta males and we know that it is impossible to be an alpha male if you are less than a manly 6 feet tall. In addition if you are a short man then in most cases you will have small balls and will not be able to produced copious wads of hot semen as would a tall alpha male. Furthermore, in my long life as a tall alpha male, I have never seen a short man best a tall man in the manly art of fisticuffs. I have no objection if short men view porn so as to dream of what might have been, however we have to draw the line at some point for male porn stars and that line is 6 feet tall. Edited by - herr doktor on Jan 27 2011 Edited by - herr doktor on Jan 27 2011
And that my dear pringles is the problem. We must demand that the porn industry listen to reason and reject male porn stars who are less than 6 feet tall.
The vast majority of male pornstars arent even close to 6 foot tall. God's little joke... Lets give this little 5'6" a guy a huge wang.... But your idea would make 3 or 4 guys very rich....
Speaking as a 5'7" dude, let me just say this: Not all of me is short. I'd take offense to this whole fucking post, but I've banged more hot tail than the OP could ever hope to. So, NA-NA-NA-BOO-BOO, stick your head in doo-doo!
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 7:43AM
Whilst the opening post is somewhat crudely put, I do admit to sometimes finding it off-putting when taller, more voluptuous, girls are paired with comparatively short, skinny, dudes for scenes. i think some more thought has to go into some of these scene castings. Guys like Manuel Ferrara, Ramon Nomar and Steve Holmes are tall and can basically work with any girl, but some of the other top male performers do sometimes seem out of place when they work with the taller/larger girls. Edited by - cuddly wombat on 1/27/2011 7:44:37 AM
It is kind of weird seeing short guys like Jules Jordan (5'7") paired up with tall girls, but if they can perform, who cares? If it turns you off, only watch scenes with tall guys. Why impose some type of minimum height requirement?
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Fernandez Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 8:26AM
While we are at it, skinny butted women should not be allowed in porn, what a wood killer. Sheesh!
Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 8:58AM
I think were joking when you made this thread, am I right? Either that or a short guy stole your girl lol (just joking). I have to disagree with your notion that bigger means alpha (being that i'm a Dog Trainer, in my world this is almost never the case). Also there is no such thing as alpha, because no being ever controls every aspect of everything. Also where I'm from you've got to watch the short guys lol. I've seen many short guy beat the crap out of the tall guy, because he was underestimated. "Robots Move Like Robots. If Only They Could Dream..." - TL 54
Herr Doktor wrote,These guys might have won a few fights against men well over 6 feet. Rocky Marciano.....5 ft 10½ in Joe Frazier....... 5 ft 11½ in Mike Tyson.........5 ft 10 in
height has no bearing. how about banning old/bald/fat/hairy/do rag wearing/half hard dick sportin'/primary job as a trucker/ass faced male talent? oh yeah right...... there'd be no male talent left in california. lol
My very first thought. "Tall" in the entertainment biz in general is just average height in the real world. Height is the very least of my worries when it comes to male performers.
Yeah I agree with everything you said. I mean from a pure visual standpoint, it can look awkward. I've always loved contrasts in porn though. So as long as the height difference isn't obviously hidden or played-down, or the male talent doesn't try to over-compensate, by being a dick like T.T. Boy, I generally have to problems with it. Most porn women generally aren't that tall anyway.
Most of the women are like 5'2 or 5'3 so who cares if the guy is taller than 6'0? Directors care more about cock size than height. Mandingo who has the biggest dick is only 5'7 and Shorty Mac who has the thickest dick is only like 5'0. Shane Diesel and Chris Charming are both only 5'10. Only a few like Lex, Julian, and Billy Glide who are all about 6'2 would make the cut.
When are they ever standing up long enough for this to matter? And notice how the OP has no objection to male porn stars being ugly, bald or fat which means while he may be tall, he's no model, doesn't have washboard abs and his luxurious mane doesn't blow in the wind. Oh, and this "little" guy would like you bring your "manly art of fisticuffs" his way: And so would this 5'6" guy: Edited by - DarkPlaces on 1/28/2011 12:47:03 AM
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mikesalami Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 12:46AM
Um... where do you get that info? Brad Pitt (considered by many to be the sexiest guy out there) isn't even 6 feet tall.What are you talking about? You're putting words into other people's mouths. I don't think most people care about this. Actually I think a lot of people like to see the opposite (non-alpha males) fucking sexy girls cause it's so ridiculous.You must not have watched very many fight. Along with Tyson etc, Fedor Emilianenko (mma) has beat some GIANTS who had tons of size on him. Anyway, this post was ridiculous sorry, lol. If you like to see taller guys that's cool, but it doesn't mean it's universal. Also, without shorter guys there would be no Peter North, Brandon Iron, Mandingo... and plenty of other guys with huge cocks.
This made my fucking day..lol. I'm guessing you're a pretty short guy Herr Doktor. This is the most depressing part though, "it is impossible to be an alpha male if you are less than a manly 6 feet tall". Is that introspective? It's ok Mr Doktor, maybe you should see a real doctor. Oh shit, but what if he/she is taller than you?!!!
I don't mind short guys in porn. I've always wanted to fuck a woman significantly taller than me. But I can pretty much only live out this fantasy vicariously thru porn, since I'm 6'2".
Yes, the entire porn industry should conform to your own personal fantasy! You can't get off unless the guy is yeigh tall? A homosexual fantasy at that, it's not even mainstream! I love boobs myself. Gonna go start a thread, all pornstars with boobs less than size DD should be fired! Edited by - dirtyhabit on 1/28/2011 2:52:09 AM
I object to short men such as Brandon Iron. At 5'6" his body is almost girlish and his cock only looks large due to the optical illusion of it hanging on his small boy body. The last time most tall alpha men such as myself were 5'6" tall was maybe in the 4th grade. This height is simply not acceptable for a porn star and is really false advertising in that in Brandon's case his cock appears large when in reality it is quite small. In addition I will firmly state that I have never known of a short man who can best a tall alpha male in the manly art of fisticuffs, it is just not going to happen. Oh sure, they can rant and jump around like little bannie roosters but we just laugh, pat them on their heads and say atta boy.
Edited by - herr doktor on 1/28/2011 3:04:04 PM
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mikesalami Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 5:34AM
Seriously this must just be a troll thread... this can't be serious. In case it is... in reply to your retarded fisticuff comment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3QzX1ZadJM Edited by - mikesalami on 1/28/2011 5:37:36 AM
i think 20 is much too generous, but i am with you. hair and fat on bodies just isn't attractive to anyone except some niches. do you ever see fat hairy male trolls in euro porn? even tho i hate rocco's porn, his six pack makes me jealous. do you ever see thighs touching on a woman? every time i see a voluptous woman in porn that is pretty attractive, i see a tight little ass with a 1" gap between the thighs that reminds me that thin really is in. and i have black guy friends, and they don't like big butts any more than white guys do. they just have to live with it since most black women have em. they see a thin white (or black) girl with a shapely small ass walk by, and you can forget about a jiggly cheese ass that only looks good possibly while it's in jeans.
did you take a survey? A very low BMI (18 or less) is bad for pregnant mothers. I don't know why people think their standards are the same for everyone. It's not. Edited by - boogieknight on 1/28/2011 1:37:32 PM
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Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 3:57PM
I thought this thread would be about midgets. Speaking of midgets, I was getting my car worked on and walked across the street to the local porn shop. All categories are clearly labeled. I'm checking out the shelves and came across the midget section and just bust out laughing. I'm not sure if it was a deliberate joke or not, but the midget section was on the top shelf, literally 7 feet off the crowd. I complimented the mgr on the humor aspect of the category placement and then we both decided, it'd be funnier on the bottom shelf right next to the ground.
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On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Bruce Lee is 5'7" In a fight without any rules unlike UFC, I pick Bruce Lee over Tito Ortiz. While Tito Ortiz is stronger, Bruce Lee is faster & quicker. No matter how big you are, big guys still have weak points on there bodies. Sure physical attractive is what most people notice first, but there are other qualities that make a guy or girl attractive. If all women were looking for guys who are white, 6 feet, dark, tall, handsome, then all the "lesser qualities" like balding, blond hair, afros, brains, income, house, cars, employed etc would be extinction.
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Rosco Fuji Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 28 2011 : 7:52PM
Bruce Lee is also dead, so using him as an example is a moot point, Oh yeah, beating Tito up isn't that difficult, unless of course you're his wife.
The bigger they are the harder they fall..and that was just my ex girlfriends knickers. Short male porn stars should be fired. From where..a cannon,there job,a home made sling.
The irony or contradictions are so blatant. A relatively anonymous poster that could be 7 foot tall or 3 foot tall presents himself as a tall Alpha Male spokesman to purge out the inferior Beta Males. The only evidence of his stature is his word, not even a unverified photo of himself dressed is presented. All while he attacks performers, that do indeed present themselves in the most absolutely naked form. Even more if he legitimately pays for his porn, he is at the least indirectly paying these inferiors to enhance his stroke. I think he just funning and going over the top, and I enjoy some low brow humor myself. But unless there's an inside joke, attempting to ridicule the performers by name bothers me most. As fans we should always try to avoid that, after all this a porn discussion board that benefits from the input of the professionals, respect for them should be a very natural thing. Edited by - greg on 1/28/2011 8:56:31 PM Edited by - greg on 1/28/2011 8:59:22 PM
Posted - Jan 27 2011 : 12:47AM
Edited by - DarkPlaces on 1/28/2011 12:47:03 AM
