I'm an anal fan who hates dp. So I rent a movie with "anal" in the title and the WHOLE movie is nothing but DPs.
There I am with my ANAL themed dvd fast forwarding as usual through 8-10 minutes of non-ANAL BS (and yes, I do think they should put 10 minutes of anal into of every oral-themed scene just to make you feel my pain!). Finally I get to the first anal penetration and two seconds later dude number two swings around, covers most of the girl, and sticks his hairy ass in my face. WTF?
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DenverDon Benevolent
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Posted - Jan 11 2005 : 9:54AM
Have you tried reading reviews to get an indication of the scenes?
My thoughts exactly. I like anal mainly because I'm into female butt, which I would like to see while she is getting analed. But noooooo, they gotta stick HMA in face instead. Why my porno purchases are down about 90% in the last couple of years.
Reviews and box covers are surprisingly unhelpful since neither gives any indication of the time spent in the various positions. Ten seconds or ten minutes is still a technical "anal". It's pretty much a crap shoot for me since the companies started merging the terms.
Kinda funny, actually, since there I am trying to ward off that second dude like a farmer chasing boys away from his hot daughter. "Stay BACK! Just stay the fuck BACK, dude! Just give me ONE MINUTE of good solid... SHIT! YOU FUCKER! You just covered everything and she was looking so hot!"
Okay, maybe not like farmer dad, but you get the point.
Really, I'm just damn sick of regular anal being treated as nothing more than "DP warmup". How about 5 seconds of dp that sets up 20 minutes of anal in a movie titled "DP Whores"? Or a bukkake scene with one popshot that "sets up" 10 minutes of screwing?
LMFAO!! I yell at the screen too! Usually it's at the stupid-ass director , but other times, yeah, some jerk actor will spoil a great view of my girl - or, more often, another girl will hog the shot and push my girl out of frame. I swear I was ready to put a sledgehammer through the screen when I was watching a Tushy Girls video in the mid-90's - I desperately wanted to see Samantha Stylle get a good face-fucking, but every time she got on the cock, Alisha Klass would crawl in front of Samantha and start making faces at the camera (the face she used to make every FIVE SECONDS of her career - the one she's making on the cover of this one - Klass is the brunette on the left)(come to think of it, I'm lucky she didn't step in front of beautiful blonde Sam on that cover shot too!).
So yeah, I feel your pain - we all do (each of us in his/her own way, with our individual fetishes) - paying good money and then having it all boil down to maybe 10 seconds of strokable material (if that). Totally sucks ass.
Yeah, I like pinkoncide have found the daughter in the haystack all too often.
Not that I have anything against DP's, Infact with such a large fanbase, I dont know why theres not more titles available out there, representing DP's as an exclusive interest.
DP's, combined with DPPs, TAPs, and all the associated positions, would easily provide enough content, to justify more titles of thier own. Instead, DPs have been strewn in, here and there in like boner footage, still expected to share bunks with the Anal purists. Whether its DP's, Dildo/Toys, Gagging, whatever, "one on one" anal, has been steadily losing ground, having relinquished screen time to a slew of various acts, that have since become permanent fixtures.
Anal flicks, used to shoot far more positions, and regularly offer up, an abundance of glorious gapers. Pristine views of USDA prime ass, that spread as far and wide as the eye could see, along with super macro close ups. I've especially missed, those rearview close ups, her in doggie, head down, ass up, back arched, getting chimney swept, straight down the stovepipe.
..next time take a look at the back cover, if you see girl after girl taking on 2 guys, that should give you a hint. ....still, there are porn companies that even thou they put the girl with two guys, the chances of her getting dpéd are pretty slim...Like DVSX and ZT ....reason why I don´t bother with their stuff anymore...and yes...2guys and a girl and DP should be interchangable IMO. ....Anal and DP?? ..mmmmmm, well what do you want me to tell you..Freaking gapes and DP shouldn´t be interchangeable but they are. Stupid A2M and DP shouldn´t be interchangeable neither but they are. ....Its not a perfect world you know
Endless Loop, "Anal Purist". Great term! Definitely deserves to be a long running series by a major company.
Wally, thanks for the advice. I'll have to look more closely at DVSX and ZT. Sounds like you have frustration in exactly the opposite direction as I do--I knew my antithesis was out there! (Must remember not to make physical contact and annihilate universe). I definitely don't want DP fans to miss out. I'm for everyone getting what they want.
It's true that everyone has to put up with content they don't want in their porn, but check this out: I often rent titles literally named after the sex act I want to watch and view the whole dvd without seeing that sex act! Remember when you were a porno newbie and got conned into buying one of those 4-hour pieces of shit that don't show anything they advertise? Major titles are like that for me now. That's pretty fucked up even in an imperfect world.
Bottom line is we'd all be better served by more specific product labelling.
But I still say I'm being screwed worse than most!
(Porn victim alert! Man, early thirties...it's a bad one...looks like he got hold of insufficiently pure anal...when will they stop pushing this stuff...gimme 20 CCs Taylor Rain, STAT! My god, we're losing him...CLEAR!)
Posted - Jan 11 2005 : 9:49AM