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I was watching a scene last night on a compilation DVD I have called 'Hosers' and this is in regard to a scene with Tera Bond aka Samantha Fire. I think she is stunning and I'd have a hard-on if she was in my vicinity fully clothed let alone naked and on heat. What I'm getting at is the loser she was with could not get fully erect. 9/10ths of the scene was her jerking and sucking and licking his dick using all her powers trying to get this guy up and when he did once the penetration started he went floppy again. At the beginning of the scene she was incredibly horny and was green for go. I reckon she put so much effort in because she thought he was a slow starter but gave up about half way through when he couldn't keep it up even while he was in her gorgeous pussy. To add insult to injury you could tell by about the 2/3rd mark she wanted it over with and was tolerating this guy's miniscule prick and hopless fuck skills. When the "money shot" came alone she just spat all over the tip of his cock to make it look like he ejaculated. Scenes like this are pathetic. Male performers like this are pathetic. Girls do not deserve to go through scenes like this and this one in particular should have been called off.
I don't think any director wants that to happen. Nonetheless, it happens quite a bit on sets, even with established talent. I think the little blue pill has helped alleviate this problem in many cases. Being male talent is not as easy as it looks.
I have no idea who the guy is. I never said being male talent is easy - he's being payed. Im paying for the flick. She got a raw deal in the scene. I got a raw deal with my purchase. It's another cash in compilation, it doesn't even have a cast to scene list. It's called 'Hosers' and only 2 of the 6 scenes have squirting - Cytheria's scene and Tiana's scene It was put together by Smash Pictures And i have to say that the only 2 stand out scenes are the 2 mentioned above.
Well, that just happens sometimes (with some men more than others). I agree. I don't think scenes like that should make it onto the final product because if the dude can't perform, there's no way of really hiding it and it kills any heat the scene may have had.
Porn is, however, fantasy. Reality is that not every man can perform every time. I'd like to be able to say that if I got my shot at a hot porn chick, I'd do SO much better but in reality, you're there with (often) a bunch of hot, bright lights glaring on you, some dude's got a camera in your face, there may be several spectators loitering about watching. Who knows? I might not be able to perform either.
I once scored with the girl of my dreams. Any other time, I'd have been hard in about five seconds just thinking about her. I embarrassed the hell out of myself, however and still kick myself whenever I think about it because I was so nervous I couldn't do anything.
Then you have the fact that male porn stars get laid every single day....maybe even multiple times a day. Are we all sure we'd be able to go full steam, never failing EVERY day? I'm not. JMO
IMO they just should've taken a step back, let him get hard, and continued to shoot once he was ready, if at all. Sometimes you just gotta know when to say cut.
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Posted - Apr 15 2006 : 10:53PM
Ahhh yes, but there are 1,152 MySpace groupies and thousands of Yahoogroup fanboys who will offer their services because "they wanna do a film with (that girl)"...lol.
So by your arguement you're suggesting that you don't mind watching a scene with a beautiful girl and some drop kick who can't even get it half up for 25mins? and for the first 10 of those 25mins she's trying her heart out to get him up only to give up and tolerate probably one of the worst scenes she'll have to go though especially when none of it is her fault. I never said anything about being on "standby" or "filling in" The scene had so many quick cut edits you could tell they stoped filming so douche bag could try and get himself going
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I didn't say I didn't mind. Just that it happens and that I can't be too critical of the guy because I'm not so sure I could do any better myself. Ideally, every male porn star would be able to get it up on cue every time. Sometimes, the dick doesn't respond to it's commands no matter how much it's owner may wish it to.
I mean, think about the situation the director is in when this happens. He's agreed to pay these people for specific things and times (probably). This has all been scheduled and planned out ahead of time. He's committed to using this guy for this scene. The girl expects to work with this particular guy and suddenly, the guy can't get it up. And of course, this HAS to be embarrassing for the guy. I mean, what man wouldn't be a little embarrassed by it? Which probably only makes matters worse because it's hard to be turned on and embarrassed at the same time.
I would agree that if it happens ALL THE TIME with the same guy, well, he needs to find himself another line of work and if he doesn't do so by choice, someone needs to tell him so. But I'm sure it happens from time to time with most of the guys. They're only human.
Again...I agree. The scene should be scrapped or, at the very least, an alternate should be found to save the day when it happens. But I wouldn't call the guy "douche bag". That's just disrespectful.
It really depends on what you are after while watching the scene. I know that some guys like to see a lady work like crazy to get a guy hot and really - even if he not turn on at the time or every. It really is kind of fun to watch and its a change of pace.
You never know if a husband become so "not turn on" by his wife that stuff like that probably happens frequently in a marriage especially after 5 years or more.
I always think it is kind of interesting when I find a scene like that; it more intelligently stimulating then a start action scene other then like the current Rocco which is just "Wild and Crazy".
I don't think of it as a dud but a scene with some challenge to the female performer and also to watch the guy expression and if he pretends to act it out or what he does to try to make the scene okay! So that my take on these things! In summary, it really cool and neat to watch because it real life stuff - a reality show within a porn shoot! It really the next phase of porn maybe!!!!! Mark this down; I might have created a new series for some studio to expliot - Hard to arrouse men and the ladies who try to get them up and in to the action!!!!!!!!!!
It could be called something like: "I like hot ladies" "You think you are hot?"
Its not surprising when pitiful performances like these occur, and consequently draw the ire of viewers, particularly when considering many (if not most) observers, if given the choice, would probably rather be fucking the girl instead.
So, it comes across as a bit of a slap in the face, that this painfully overworked stud, in the presense of this youthful, shapely tart, can't muster a hard-on. A girl whom he hasn't woke up next to, every day for the past 15 years of his life, but instead met a mere 15 minutes ago. For whatever the reason, audience exasperation can well be expected.
Like a wide reciever who lines up for any NFL team, on any given Sunday, in any given stadium, understandably had better be good at catching the football. This however, is more in tune with the notion, of watching one of these guys, that cant even run.
Personally, I'd prefer to watch any three Joe Blows in the audience, who instead of stroking petrified bone, that hasn't touched comparable ass since the turn of the century, step up there for thirty seconds each, and blow their respective nuts.
Infact, I'm convinced that the majority of those who pay to watch, also prefer to see a degree of conviction, over today's standardized performance fucking. An appreciation that suggests, "Fuck it now, or forever spank the monkey to it."
Unfortunately such appreciation will always remain a key difference, between the pros, and the Joe Blows.
I really don't think subject is all that difficult to understand. Yet, here we are again, explaining, rationalizing and justifying the "can't-get-it-up" scene. Tune in next week for the "can't-get-it-off" scene thread.
My opinion is that scenes of this type never -- and I mean never -- should find their way into the finished product the public is buying! Beyond this point I just don't care who, what, why, where and how.
To make matters worse, the DVD being discussed was a "compilation." Such a scene "needed" to be included in a compilation?
It all depends on how you look at it. Inept male = strong female is perfect for some stuff. Male humiliation. Man constantly demonstrating how useless he is and woman reinforcing it again and again - that can be absolutely erotic in the context of Femdom.
I realize that's not how this thing was shot, it was supposed to be McPorn but failed to deliver that serving of cookie cutter fodder that you were expecting. What came out of the machine was repugnant and indigestable when it should have been merely bland and boring - and it agravated you, and it aggravates me too and I didn't even watch it!
But if this thing were shot for meninpain.com under a different director who could guide the talent into some semi-convincing roleplaying then then none of us would object to a little limp dick - in fact the smaller and softer the better!
As you watch more porn you'll realize it's not so much about displaying sex acts as mental framing of those sex acts.
LOL! IMO The last thing we need is "reality porn", with all the limp dicks cause the guy is: exhausted, not turned on, doesn't find the girl attractive, etc.. There's way too much of that in real life. Please keep my porn as much like fantasy as possible!
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Posted - Apr 16 2006 : 1:05PM
Hey, Joe Blow might take offense to that...don't you mean Joe Schmoe's?
Ha! Actually I've always been under the impression that the Joe Blow's were the ones who secretly want to break it big, while the Schmoe's tend to prefer life in obscurity, and as a result, might be prone to stage fright limpies as well. :)