Earlier today whilst contemplating the cosmos, Leap Year, sushi bars and the Creature From The Black Lagoon, I became fixated on the following conundrum: should the movie Showgirls ever come due to be parodied (and at the given rate of things, sooner rather than later) by the adult industry, would the filmmakers come to find that the movie has already been shot before they push the on button of the digicam? Expound if you will that the original can be taken as a parody in and of itself, a veritable Moebius film strip of adult cinema. One minute it thinks that it is high brow drama, the next minute it plunges into cornball exploitation. The following statements are presented as support that the Showgirls XXX Parody has already been made and that in fact, it is actually the original movie itself:
Bursts of high school overacting that would make the late Jim Holliday blush underneath that grey beard of his
More T & A and beaver sightings than Mr. Skin can possibly shake his tiny wang at
Celebrity involvement: that girl from Saved By The Bell, that guy from Dune, and that goodfella who sings opera in The Goonies
Non-consentual scenes that please the BDSM crowd
A BBW stripper
Obligatory gay male dancers with bulges in all the right spots
Lesbian kissing
Mispronunciation of big words
Out of control make up that would make Bozo The Clown jealous
Lap dances that must be seen to be believed
Skinny dipping in lavish pools under the moonlight
A token African character that whaddya know, can dance and likes white chicks
Got all that Doc Brown? Hopefully there are no troubles with the space-time continuum here.
Does anyone else care to add or subtract support from the above hypothesis?