Skeeter Kerkove

10. There no bus stops near my studio.
09. I hire girls based on their S.A.T. scores.
08. My Casting Director is Trent Lott.
07. Our company dress code says "No hair braids".
06. We require our girls to moan and swear in proper English.
05. Black girls are great athletes but lack the intelligence to gape their assholes.
04. I only hire Republicans.
03. African girls have tremendous natural resources but they can't govern their gag reflex.
02. Porn has very stringent drug testing and background checks.
01. I don't serve chicken on my sets.

Skeeter, I know you haved paired Bridgette with lots of black guys, so my digs are probably unfair. Forgive me, but I found your true explanation for never having a black girl in any of your 73 anal films pretty goddamn lame.

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