Skeeter's Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine

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BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 13 2003 : 10:41AM King of Sodom, any ideas on the casting for this couples friendly, made-for cable television film? From the title, I'm guessing that it will have nothing to do with raging rectal rampage! Probably just another soft girl/girl movie with no ass stretching at all, right? Also, how's the panhandling in the Porn Valley going these days? Your loyal subject, BF Edited by - BigFerret on Aug 15 2003 [Link]
Sir Noel Plum Senior Studmuffin 1001 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 1:15PM My guess is that it is a documentary on the light-cured adhesive industry and its seasonal sales problems in the fledgling glue markets around the arctic circle. Whilst this may seem something of a diversion from Skeeters usual output this shrewd move will, at the very least, not fall foul of any obscenity clampdowns present or future. Possibly. SNP. [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 1:49PM Sir Noel Plum wrote: My guess is that it is a documentary on the light-cured adhesive industry and its seasonal sales problems in the fledgling glue markets around the arctic circle. Whilst this may seem something of a diversion from Skeeters usual output this shrewd move will, at the very least, not fall foul of any obscenity clampdowns present or future. Possibly. SNP. Click to expand So, I guess we'll be seeing glue-sniffing Eskimos getting buggered by light-deprived polar bears. I bet the budget was a whopper. [Link]
SelenaSilver Selena Silver 529 Posts 7/03	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 5:11PM Hey BF, I just got back from the set of Skeeter's new epic family romance film "Stick it Where the Sun Don't Shine" where I shot my scene for the movie. I can confirm the rumors about the polar bears and the Eskimos in the movie. However, the rumor about "glue sniffing" is simply ridiculous. There was absolutely NO glue sniffing on the set. Yes, it was very expensive for Skeeter to shoot. He actually imported a authentic iceberg from Antartica for the duration of the shoot. He keeps the polar bears inside the iceberg in a little pen he had the porn girls carve out by cum farting on the ice. The heat of their anal creampies melted the ice drip by drip. And, after he had enough girls fucked properly in the ass by his trusty swordsmen, the pen was properly carved out and the bears were brought in. I heard that the Eskimos where staying in the upstairs bath tub (but I can't confirm that since I did not see them with my own eyes). However, there was an amazing amount of ice being carried inside; what else could it be for? On a positive note, I did get properly ass fucked by Ben English and Benjamin Matt today. I did actually cum during the DP scene (not a fake one!), which was pretty cool. Even though the legendary Skeeter Kerkove was on hand the entire time to make sure I properly executed my A2M's, I did find that at the end I had to ask Skeeter if we could shoot a couple more minutes of the piledriver position (my favorite anal spot) so I could get enough A2M's in for Big Ferret. Luckily, he agreed and allowed me to have a couple more minutes of anal than he scheduled in. My reward at the end of the scene... after some proper begging, Skeeter allowed my two guys to cum directly into my gaping asshole and then lovingly instructed me in the art of proper cum farting after which he let me eat the cum out of my hand. On a negative side, I did not get to have sex with Skeeter himself. He did do some things to me when I was hogtied, but I will let you find out about that for yourself when the film is released.... Oh... and wait till you see the red boots... On a serious side, it was amazing watching Skeeter in action. He is a genuis - twisted, yes... but a fucking genius. Watching him orchestrate and direct and make things happen was like watching Picasso himself paint. I was watching the start of the next scene... and wow... should have begged to be allowed to stay and join in. I will let Skeeter tell you the rest, but I will tell you this.... if the rest of the movie is like my scene - which it will be - you will buy this movie. It will be that good. But what did you expect??? Selena Silver FANS: Selena Silver Yahoo Group PRODUCERS/DIRECTORS: Selena Silver Booking Info [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 8:15PM Hey Selena, I like the rumors of Eskimoes upstairs and the cream pies. So, you did get to make Eskimo Pies -- yummy! Sounds like fun and look forward to seeing you making Eskimo pies the old fashion way. Ron [Link]

BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 9:15PM SelenaSilver wrote: Hey BF, Yes, it was very expensive for Skeeter to shoot. He actually imported a authentic iceberg from Antarctica for the duration of the shoot. He keeps the polar bears inside the iceberg in a little pen he had the porn girls carve out by cum farting on the ice. The heat of their anal creampies melted the ice drip by drip. And, after he had enough girls fucked properly in the ass by his trusty swordsmen, the pen was properly carved out and the bears were brought in. Click to expand This is fine news! It's pleasing that Skeeter opted to bow to the gods of diversity by including Eskimos and polar bears as they are entirely under-represented in the pornographic film genre. I've no doubt that the ice melted from the cum farting equals some of the greatest sculptures ever--on parallel with the Thinker and Venus de Milo. Edited by - BigFerret on 8/14/2003 9:29:23 PM [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 9:19PM SelenaSilver wrote: Hey BF, I had to ask Skeeter if we could shoot a couple more minutes of the piledriver position (my favorite anal spot) so I could get enough A2M's in for Big Ferret. Luckily, he agreed and allowed me to have a couple more minutes of anal than he scheduled in. after some proper begging, Skeeter allowed my two guys to cum directly into my gaping asshole and then lovingly instructed me in the art of proper cum farting after which he let me eat the cum out of my hand. Click to expand You're such a sweetheart!!! [Link]
SyberScott Senior Member 1462 Posts 1/03	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 5:03PM Look forward to Selena's scene! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 5:28PM Eskimo Pies! [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:36PM RonK wrote: Hey Selena, I like the rumors of Eskimoes upstairs and the cream pies. So, you did get to make Eskimo Pies -- yummy! Sounds like fun and look forward to seeing you making Eskimo pies the old fashion way. Ron Click to expand The ultra sexy, super nasty Selena did a spectactular scene! God Bless Selena. She took 2 cum shots deep in her ass with a love and care you don't find too often. Then the wild child cum farted it out, for "Proof of Semen". She did enough ATM's to clear out my bank account, there were so many withdrawls, I lost count. She had realized she had found true love!!! No more looking for love in all of the wrong places. She had be saved. God Bless Selena. Hopefully the awesome directors at Red Light will give her some quality screen time. God Bless Dion! Speaking of young sassy Dion, I spoke to Dion today while visiting Metro. I won't let the cat out of the bag, however Dion and his crew have a ton of awesome projects going on! Thank you Selena for doing such an amazing scene! Looking forward to shooting you on the 22nd. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom", I am going to purchase hooked on phonics, so I can learn how to read. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:41PM SyberScott wrote: Look forward to Selena's scene! Click to expand Scott, Selena looked just stunning! Her scene started out poolside, with a spectactular view of the city and mountains, fully hogtied, slave collar and leash. Shiny skin tight red thigh high boots and skin tight pvc clothing. The picture would have been suitable for anybody to proudly display on their mantle, above their fireplace in an antique silver frame. Everybody will love Selenas ass. Selena ass was a love story. Scott, you will enjoy Selenas ultra-nasty scene!!! Skeeter Kerkove "God Bless these girls" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:51PM BigFerret wrote: King of Sodom, any ideas on the casting for this couples friendly, made-for cable television film? From the title, I'm guessing that it will have nothing to do with raging rectal rampage! Probably just another soft girl/girl movie with no ass stretching at all, right? Also, how's the panhandling in the Porn Valley going these days? Your loyal subject, BF Big Ferret baby, good evening to you! Love is flowing like the Colorado river! The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows: Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots.The wardrobe was like nobody elses movie. Full throttle heel grab blowjobs! Every scene, every movie since April 2002. This movie is not for everybody. Anybody who prefers the more run of the mill stuff, should avoid this movie of mine like the plague. I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog! Skeeter Kerkove "Go give your loved one a hug!" Edited by - BigFerret on Aug 15 2003 <font face='Verdana, Arial, Helvetica' size=2 Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 10:16PM Skeeter, I'm really happy you picked up anal cuties Crystal Ray and Lauren Phoenix for your latest rectal rompings, it was about time the King of Sodomy got a hold of them! "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law" - Aleister Crowley 1875-1947 [Link]
tex Member 39 Posts 6/03	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 10:52PM Crystal Ray....sweet. How bout her for the next Clusterfuck? [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 11:35PM Skeet wrote: The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows: Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots.The wardrobe was like nobody elses movie. Full throttle heel grab blowjobs! Every scene, every movie since April 2002. This movie is not for everybody. Anybody who prefers the more run of the mill stuff, should avoid this movie of mine like the plague. I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog! Click to expand Skeeter, this sounds wonderful and I have to ask my usual question, who are the double anal babes? Hope you can get all the babes especially Selena Silver, Crystal Ray, and Taylor Rain to enjoy the double A experience. Don't know too much about the other babes yet, but look forward to seeing them in your vids. Your big fan, Ron [Link]

Darth-Morpheous Deactivated User 1701 Posts 3/02	Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 1:22AM Wow, I can't wait to check out this scene. Salena's last message is probably one of the hottest things I have ever heard! Thank goodness for porn that gives us girls like Selena and A2Ms, A2OGMs, Gapes, and girls eating cum out of there asses. This future release is at the top of my list! Skeeter, when are we going to be able to see some box covers? Darth-Morpheous adultdetective.com [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 2:12AM Asmodeus wrote: Skeeter, I'm really happy you picked up anal cuties Crystal Ray and Lauren Phoenix for your latest rectal rompings, it was about time the King of Sodomy got a hold of them! "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law" - Aleister Crowley 1875-1947 Click to expand Just so you know!!! I shot Lauren Phoenix's first D.P. six months ago. In Ass Stretchers #3. It won't be released for at least another month! I have shot Lauren Phoenix 5 differant times, I have shot Crystal Ray 6 differant times, every time, God Bless them, they gave it their all. "Fully Kerkove Approved". Every time they have showed up completely on time, ready to embrace the love of anal decadence! Taylor Rain was kind enough to put her fist in her own ass for me yesterday, my heart was swept away! Wait ubntil you see how I dressed Taylor up! Nobody has seen her, like I dressed her yesterday! So f***ing nasty, so erotic, I had visions of her singing in a choir. Taylor looks good in the fully arched heelgrab blowjob position. All 105 pounds of her. God Bless Taylor Rain, God Bless all of these girls in porn! One more thing, God Bless Us, the fans of pornography. Skeeter Kerkove "Happy Anniversary" to everyone who is celebrating one" Go give your neighbor a hug. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 2:42AM tex wrote: Crystal Ray....sweet. How bout her for the next Clusterfuck? Click to expand Tex, when I do the next Clusterfuck, Crystal Ray will definitely be one of sexy tarts who go all of the way! Every now and then a girl does "Double Anal" for me or Bridgette Kerkove and they ask that we do not tell anyone, so all of the other Directors do not also ask them to do it. So, I do honor that request. The fans see it, in the movie though! Bridgette loves Crystal Ray also. "Love is Good", Like a love story, everybody smiles. Skeeter Kerkove "I had a dream", I'm living it now! Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
SyberScott Senior Member 1462 Posts 1/03	Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 4:00AM Thanks for the preview Skeeter! Will definitely pick this DVD up! [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 12:00PM Skeeter Kerkove wrote: Big Ferret baby, good evening to you! Love is flowing like the Colorado river! The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows: Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots. I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog! Click to expand That's one helluva cast! Cum farting and ATOGM rock! As a loyal customer, I will buy it the second it is unleashed upon the porn-consuming public. Also, good work with the panhandling--$30!!! [Link]
Darth-Morpheous Deactivated User 1701 Posts 3/02	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 12:16PM Skeet, when are you going to release Bait 2 with Selena Silver? Also, when is Mayhem XXX going to start updating the website? They are lucky to have one of the top directors in their arsenal and they don't even take the time to update the site for some new boxcovers? They are totally dropping the ball. Darth-Morpheous adultdetective.com [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 1:08PM Yup, I agree with Darth that Mayhem is not on the ball with the website update. This is the cheapest form of promo given the site is already up and yet the site in updated once every 2 months and is missing recent releases. Mayhem should do more to promote your titles. Clusterfuck 1 sold a lot because it was promoted. The other titles can sell as much if it receives the promo you deserve. Any updates on the double anal babes in "Where the Sun doesn't Shine"? Ron [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 3:23PM RonK wrote: Yup, I agree with Darth that Mayhem is not on the ball with the website update. This is the cheapest form of promo given the site is already up and yet the site in updated once every 2 months and is missing recent releases. Mayhem should do more to promote your titles. Clusterfuck 1 sold a lot because it was promoted. The other titles can sell as much if it receives the promo you deserve. Any updates on the double anal babes in "Where the Sun doesn't Shine"? Ron Click to expand Ron baby, I have no control over the Mayhem website. However, I make sure Bridgettes website is updated with alot of new content at least 2 to 3 times per week. Juggernauts is receiving an Editors Choice in the September AVN magazine. That will be my second Ediors choice in 85 days. Juggernauts is really nasty, extremely hardcore. I would advise most people to not purchase the movie because it is so very, very rough, very aggressive, cum farting with one girl sucking the cum out of another girls ass, huge facials swallowed. Also, a movie I filmed 10 months ago is getting released this week. Skeeter Kerkoves Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro Studios. It will be in the top 2 of the most aggresive, rough, hardcore sex movie available in 2003. The girls wanted to go all of the way. My God and they did. The girls wanted to see how far they could go. Juggernauts will hit the streets this tuesday, in 6 days, it sold 4600 pieces. Plus direct DVD sales to Europe. Germany took 450 DVD's of Juggernaut first order. Greg Alves of Zero Tolerance will back up that claim. Double Anal Babes, Crystal Ray and Brandi. # D.P.'s, 2 with DAP, 1 BGA and 1 B/G/G/ both anal of course, ATM, and ATOGM, facials swallowed, cum farting and swallowed, cum swapping, Heel grab throat fuck in every scene as always since April 2002. over 2000 new images uploaded in the past 36 hours. Skeeter Kerkove "Thank you for the good times" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
BigFerret creampie scientist Searching for blonde and red bush 1985 Posts 10/02	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 5:46PM Skeeter Kerkove wrote: Juggernauts is receiving an Editors Choice in the September AVN magazine. That will be my second Editors choice in 85 days. Juggernauts is really nasty, extremely hardcore. I would advise most people to not purchase the movie because it is so very, very rough, very aggressive, cum farting with one girl sucking the cum out of another girls ass, Click to expand King of Sodom, congrats on the Editor's Choice--you deserve it man! Also, I really wish to express my thanks to you for the advances made in the cum farting realm. It does really means a lot and is deserving of accolades. Please keep the cum farting into other girls' mouths coming, Skeeter. Edited by - BigFerret on 8/17/2003 6:51:56 PM [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 6:49PM Congrats Skeet. I haven't seen all of Juggernauts yet, just parts of it but it looks good so far. I was wondering what happened to Teen Patrol 4 as it was suppose to be out many eons ago but I could not find it in the store or on the web retailers(except Jaded). Which Brandi are you referring to in "Where the Sun doesn't Shine," Brandi Lyons? Yoo Hoo Crystal Ray is now a truly certified double anal babe. I was hoping your could pull out your double anal magic. When will "Where the Sun doesn't Shine" come out? Looking forward to Bait 2 and other double anal themed vids from Skeet. Ron [Link]

Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 7:02PM Skeeter, any chance of hooking-up with Euro hotties Julie Silver or Jane Darling for your brand of anal mayhem? They have already proven that they can handle getting their orifices stretched to the limit and I think they would be absolutely perfect in one of your productions. Just something to think about! [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 7:10PM I second Asmodeus suggestion of Euro babes like Julie Silver. She is one of my fav cuties and she can handle double everything easily. Jane has one of the bestest natural boobs and ditto for Julie. Ron [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 12:48AM Asmodeus and Ron K., whats up guys? If those girls come to porn valley, I will gladly film them several times. Doubling up in one hole, always guarntees a fulfilling experiance. Events like that, help the girls find true love, not superfiscial love, the real deal, true passion and romance. These are the stories that are fitting for the Jackie Collins Best Selling Novels. At times even better, the DVD box covers make them an instant American Family classic. Sometimes people will frame them in an antique silver 8 by 10 frame and proudly display them on their mantle above their fireplace for family and friends to proudly admire. A picture of an double anal or 5 guys on one lovely babe are always sure to make a good conversation piece! Public Enemy will be released in a couple of weeks, you will not believe some of the scenes. My goodness is all I have to say!!! Have you ever seen a girl cum from a long glass handle of a glass skillet?, its a love story. Double anal, cum farting, swallowing loads of cum for good health. Then twice 2 girls completely take the 2 feet of anal beads into their ass, the handle and the rope, watching it pull out is as exciting as watching it go in. The movie being shot this August 22nd is "Sodomy Cream Pies" 4 New girls will be appearing, all anal of course, Taylor Rain will be dropping buy, to serve her country, she will stick her fist in her ass, then she will go home. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 1:00AM Skeet, Is Public Enemy one of your titles? If so, who is in it and who does what? It does sound intriguing with the anal beads and rope and double anal. Ron [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 3:17AM My dearest Ron K. [outlaw of the unknown] fan of double everything! Greetings to you this evening. May Gods love shine down upon you and happy birthday to you, for whenever your birthday is. Alos, thanksgiving is just a mere 3 months away, so while I am at it, "Happy Thanksgiving" to you! While at Sin City/Mayhem today, the lovely Charmane came tubling in like a tumbling tumbleweed. God Bless Charmanes beauty. I had a nice nice time talking to her. I want Charmane to become an anal queen. I discussed my wants with Bridgette. She replied I want everybody to be an anal queen. Bridgette is right, that is why I started the coalition "Operation Anal Freedom"! Sodomy worldwide, Sodomy total domination, this crusade will help break down the walls of anal suppression. Plus, it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies, making the world a better place to reside in, to walk with pride. Girls have a much better "Strut" once they learn the loves of anal sex, true decadence. When they have a true anal orgasm, it is like no other, pure Euphoria. As usual, I am off subject, however that is me, I am as smart as a box of rocks, "Hooked On Phonics arrived at our household today. What a treat! Yippee for me. John Ritter says that white, trailer trash hillbilly, Skeeter Kerkove will be learning how to read and write in no time. Heck, next then you know, I will be walking and chewing gum at the same time. God almighty I love pornography. It is so much fun, I really do love my job. Best of all, the Girls rule! God Bless these girls. Okay Ron K., you wild decadent, god fearing, diabolical soul, here's the deal. "Public Enemy" is one of my new movies, first up is 18 year old Shayna,she is from Germany, she did a D.P. and a very brief double anal, it was an highly aggresive scene, very aggressive, performed with love, lotsa love. 20 year old Jayna Oso, God Bless her, was given love by 3 guys, D.P. and lots of double anal for everyone to revel in. Cierra a sassy new girl from Washington, she loved her nipple clamps with chrome bells. Bridgette Kerkove had 2 cocks in her ass, 8 fingers opening up her ass real good, she looked so mother f***ing in her fetishware, skin tight, super shiny I feel the look would have won over young and sassy John Staglianos heart, her ass would have too! Bridgette took other treats in her ass too! We were all most grateful, lots of tears of joy were shed on the set that fine day. 20 year old Crystal Ray completely surrendered her ass with passion. Ron K., I tell you, I have the best 3 scenes Jayna Oso has ever done in her carrer. Wait until my "Interracial Love Stories" comes out, holy smokes, she takes 2 big black cocks up the ass like a champ. She loved it for real, I was proud as a peacock, beaming with pride, overwhelmed by witnessing one of the greatest romances ever recoded. You thought little house on the prairie was touching, you ain't seen nothing, until you see "Interracial Love Stories", I think that movie will be responsible for some marriages. Skeeter Kerkove "God Bless you, me and pornography" and God Bless us Americans, for making some of the most over the top, hardcore porn. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 3:17AM My dearest Ron K. [outlaw of the unknown] fan of double everything! Greetings to you this evening. May Gods love shine down upon you and happy birthday to you, for whenever your birthday is. Alos, thanksgiving is just a mere 3 months away, so while I am at it, "Happy Thanksgiving" to you! While at Sin City/Mayhem today, the lovely Charmane came tubling in like a tumbling tumbleweed. God Bless Charmanes beauty. I had a nice nice time talking to her. I want Charmane to become an anal queen. I discussed my wants with Bridgette. She replied I want everybody to be an anal queen. Bridgette is right, that is why I started the coalition "Operation Anal Freedom"! Sodomy worldwide, Sodomy total domination, this crusade will help break down the walls of anal suppression. Plus, it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies, making the world a better place to reside in, to walk with pride. Girls have a much better "Strut" once they learn the loves of anal sex, true decadence. When they have a true anal orgasm, it is like no other, pure Euphoria. As usual, I am off subject, however that is me, I am as smart as a box of rocks, "Hooked On Phonics arrived at our household today. What a treat! Yippee for me. John Ritter says that white, trailer trash hillbilly, Skeeter Kerkove will be learning how to read and write in no time. Heck, next then you know, I will be walking and chewing gum at the same time. God almighty I love pornography. It is so much fun, I really do love my job. Best of all, the Girls rule! God Bless these girls. Okay Ron K., you wild decadent, god fearing, diabolical soul, here's the deal. "Public Enemy" is one of my new movies, first up is 18 year old Shayna,she is from Germany, she did a D.P. and a very brief double anal, it was an highly aggresive scene, very aggressive, performed with love, lotsa love. 20 year old Jayna Oso, God Bless her, was given love by 3 guys, D.P. and lots of double anal for everyone to revel in. Cierra a sassy new girl from Washington, she loved her nipple clamps with chrome bells. Bridgette Kerkove had 2 cocks in her ass, 8 fingers opening up her ass real good, she looked so mother f***ing in her fetishware, skin tight, super shiny I feel the look would have won over young and sassy John Staglianos heart, her ass would have too! Bridgette took other treats in her ass too! We were all most grateful, lots of tears of joy were shed on the set that fine day. 20 year old Crystal Ray completely surrendered her ass with passion. Ron K., I tell you, I have the best 3 scenes Jayna Oso has ever done in her carrer. Wait until my "Interracial Love Stories" comes out, holy smokes, she takes 2 big black cocks up the ass like a champ. She loved it for real, I was proud as a peacock, beaming with pride, overwhelmed by witnessing one of the greatest romances ever recoded. You thought little house on the prairie was touching, you ain't seen nothing, until you see "Interracial Love Stories", I think that movie will be responsible for some marriages. Skeeter Kerkove "God Bless you, me and pornography" and God Bless us Americans, for making some of the most over the top, hardcore porn. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
bungshy Member 123 Posts 11/02	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 5:11AM Question for Skeeter On BKMAX.com there are photos of Ashley Blue in a skintight black catsuit. Is that from a video or just pictures for the website? [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 2:45PM Dear Bungshy, the awesome pictures of Ashley Blue are from my upcoming movie titled Ass Stretchers # 3. It should be released withing the next month. Ashley Blue looks so hot in that black pvc catsuit. It was so tight on her, it looked like it was painted on! I had Jasmine Lynn wear it in my Deep Cheeks # 8 movie by Rosebud. Ariana Jolie worw it in Operation Anal Freedom. Thank you so much for showing the interest. Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 8:29PM Hey Skeet, In my books, you have earned the right to be irrelevant as long as you talk the talk (talk double anal) and walk the walk (shoot and direct more double anal videos with double anal newbies). Keep up the good work and liberate the all the cuties to the joys of double anal freedom. Looking forward to Bait 2. How is it? No cover yet to see. One thing I did not like about Bait 1 was when the menu started, you get the young girl whinny voice and that was a bit much. Ron [Link]
Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01	Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 10:40PM Thanx for all the wicked info Skeeter, you truly are one of a kind bro! [Link]

Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 20 2003 : 2:04AM Ron K., thank you for the thumbs up! Your support is greatly appreciated and I am grateful. Bait # 2 is much more hardcore then Bait # 1. There is a lot of Butt walking, I had the editors do alot of stuff that you NEVER see in Gonzos. Speed ramping and a whole bunch of other goodies. Wait until you see the two girls going up 3 sets of stairs. My old Metro stuff, I had the editor put flames, clouds and smoke, just so it would be differant. There is double anal in bait, D.P., double vag and double oral. Facials swallowed and anal cream pies, high lighted with cum farting and chowing it down. Are there any real teenagers in the movie? Yes!!! Do I care? No, I do not, not at all. Do I advertise on the box there are real teenagers in it? No I do not, because I do not care! I care about the sex and the wardrobe. Lots of movies have teenagers in them, I just do not care. I had Shayna, age 18 at the time do an amazing D.P. and a tiny bit of Double Anal. Her age did not mean anything to me. Her scene however did. There is also ATOGM in Bait # 2. As always, heel grab blowjobs in every sex scene. I have shot over 110 sex scenes since february. Every one had anal in it, ATM, and other goodies. Of course the heel grab blow job and ass play in every single one of those scenes. I am dedicated to the cause. "Sodomy world wide Baby", "Operation Anal Freedom", I am on a mission from God, I am recruiting 24-7. Asmodeus, you are a good man, God Bless you! God Bless you Ron K. for your perserverance. Skeeter Kerkove "Celebrating a birthday?" Sorry I missed it. Happy belated birthday to you all. Bridgette says: I require alot of attention because I am an only child. I want to know what love is. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Aug 20 2003 : 9:20AM Skeet, So is Bait 2 out today as listed in Jaded? Teen Patrol 4 should also be coming out this week, right, and Brandi Lyons gets gangbanged and daped, right? Looking forward to both titles. Ron Edited by - ronk on 8/20/2003 9:28:17 AM [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 21 2003 : 2:06AM Ron K. Bait # 2 was shipped last week, so yes, it would now be available in some outlets already. Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro, is the most aggresive movie Metro has ever released. The owner Kenny G. and Joey Wilson, love our true love of "Pornography". He is tired of yahoos who complain about their job. Kenny G. said he would like to sell my energy in a bottle, available for the public. The best pornographer, is one who truly "Loves their Job". The people who do, "Their movies speak for themselves". Ron K., you will really be impressed with Brandis scene, it is brutal, she wanted it that way, God Bless her. Bridgette and Ashley anally fisted each others asses, so much love there babe. Wait until you them ride the Green Huge Missle dildo, with suction cup on the tile floor, I was a proud peacock, gleeming with pride. Skeeter Kerkove "That girl right there! Where? Over there, she does ATOGM in her private life" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]
matrixman Member 148 Posts 8/03	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 2:21AM "August 22nd is Sodomy Cream Pies ...Taylor Rain will be dropping buy, to serve her country, she will stick her fist in her ass, then she will go home...Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro,...Bridgette and Ashley anally fisted each others asses, so much love there babe." Skeet, Is this going to be a Euro version? If so can you provide a list of distributors. I know most will not ship to U.S. but maybe I can have a friend in the UK or Spain get me a copy. I only wish the US could get anal fisting. Its just so decadent and nasty - as you would say a "true love story" "Operation Anal Freedom"! Sodomy worldwide, Sodomy total domination, this crusade will help break down the walls of anal suppression. Plus, it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies" Skeeter, your a genius man. If only our politians and national health people could think like you. I mean guy gets his rocks off, girl discovers intense anal orgasms, and no babies with mothers and fathers who aren't ready for such a responsibility. Parents can sleep better at night knowing their daughter is getting her daily dosage of ass reaming. It might also eliminate all these anal retentive tendencies and relax alot of tight sphincters :) Edited by - matrixman on 8/24/2003 2:22:40 AM Edited by - matrixman on 8/24/2003 2:23:22 AM [Link]
Skeeter Kerkove Member 967 Posts 2/03	Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 12:10PM Taylor Rain in a skin tight, black pvc catsuit, black military captains cap, with 8 inch black patent leathet heels with ankle straps, stainless steel slave collar and chain leash was a whole differant look for Taylor. Cum went deep into her ass, some squirted onto the top of her pussy as she was in the piledriver position, however it safely went into her mouth. It was a real gift from God dressing up Taylor with this look. Every girl in the movie did pile driver all 6 of them. More to follow later. Skeeter Kerkove "Sodomy World Wide Baby" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule! [Link]

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 13 2003 : 10:41AM

King of Sodom, any ideas on the casting for this couples friendly, made-for cable television film? From the title, I'm guessing that it will have nothing to do with raging rectal rampage! Probably just another soft girl/girl movie with no ass stretching at all, right?
Also, how's the panhandling in the Porn Valley going these days?
Your loyal subject,
BF

Edited by - BigFerret on Aug 15 2003

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Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 1:15PM

My guess is that it is a documentary on the light-cured adhesive industry and its seasonal sales problems in the fledgling glue markets around the arctic circle. Whilst this may seem something of a diversion from Skeeters usual output this shrewd move will, at the very least, not fall foul of any obscenity clampdowns present or future.

Possibly.

SNP.

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 1:49PM

So, I guess we'll be seeing glue-sniffing Eskimos getting buggered by light-deprived polar bears. I bet the budget was a whopper.

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SelenaSilver
Selena Silver

529 Posts
7/03

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 5:11PM

Hey BF,

I just got back from the set of Skeeter's new epic family romance film "Stick it Where the Sun Don't Shine" where I shot my scene for the movie.

I can confirm the rumors about the polar bears and the Eskimos in the movie. However, the rumor about "glue sniffing" is simply ridiculous. There was absolutely NO glue sniffing on the set.

Yes, it was very expensive for Skeeter to shoot. He actually imported a authentic iceberg from Antartica for the duration of the shoot. He keeps the polar bears inside the iceberg in a little pen he had the porn girls carve out by cum farting on the ice. The heat of their anal creampies melted the ice drip by drip. And, after he had enough girls fucked properly in the ass by his trusty swordsmen, the pen was properly carved out and the bears were brought in.

I heard that the Eskimos where staying in the upstairs bath tub (but I can't confirm that since I did not see them with my own eyes). However, there was an amazing amount of ice being carried inside; what else could it be for?

On a positive note, I did get properly ass fucked by Ben English and Benjamin Matt today. I did actually cum during the DP scene (not a fake one!), which was pretty cool.

Even though the legendary Skeeter Kerkove was on hand the entire time to make sure I properly executed my A2M's, I did find that at the end I had to ask Skeeter if we could shoot a couple more minutes of the piledriver position (my favorite anal spot) so I could get enough A2M's in for Big Ferret. Luckily, he agreed and allowed me to have a couple more minutes of anal than he scheduled in.

My reward at the end of the scene... after some proper begging, Skeeter allowed my two guys to cum directly into my gaping asshole and then lovingly instructed me in the art of proper cum farting after which he let me eat the cum out of my hand.

On a negative side, I did not get to have sex with Skeeter himself. He did do some things to me when I was hogtied, but I will let you find out about that for yourself when the film is released....

Oh... and wait till you see the red boots...

On a serious side, it was amazing watching Skeeter in action. He is a genuis - twisted, yes... but a fucking genius. Watching him orchestrate and direct and make things happen was like watching Picasso himself paint.

I was watching the start of the next scene... and wow... should have begged to be allowed to stay and join in. I will let Skeeter tell you the rest, but I will tell you this.... if the rest of the movie is like my scene - which it will be - you will buy this movie. It will be that good.

But what did you expect???

Selena Silver

FANS:
Selena Silver Yahoo Group
PRODUCERS/DIRECTORS:
Selena Silver Booking Info

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 8:15PM

Hey Selena,

I like the rumors of Eskimoes upstairs and the cream pies. So, you did get to make Eskimo Pies -- yummy!

Sounds like fun and look forward to seeing you making Eskimo pies the old fashion way.

Ron

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 9:15PM

This is fine news! It's pleasing that Skeeter opted to bow to the gods of diversity by including Eskimos and polar bears as they are entirely under-represented in the pornographic film genre. I've no doubt that the ice melted from the cum farting equals some of the greatest sculptures ever--on parallel with the Thinker and Venus de Milo.

Edited by - BigFerret on 8/14/2003 9:29:23 PM

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 14 2003 : 9:19PM

You're such a sweetheart!!!

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SyberScott
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1462 Posts
1/03

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 5:03PM

Look forward to Selena's scene!

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
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9/02

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 5:28PM

Eskimo Pies!

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:36PM

The ultra sexy, super nasty Selena did a spectactular scene! God Bless Selena. She took 2 cum shots deep in her ass with a love and care you don't find too often. Then the wild child cum farted it out, for "Proof of Semen". She did enough ATM's to clear out my bank account, there were so many withdrawls, I lost count. She had realized she had found true love!!! No more looking for love in all of the wrong places. She had be saved. God Bless Selena.
Hopefully the awesome directors at Red Light will give her some quality screen time. God Bless Dion! Speaking of young sassy Dion, I spoke to Dion today while visiting Metro. I won't let the cat out of the bag, however Dion and his crew have a ton of awesome projects going on!
Thank you Selena for doing such an amazing scene! Looking forward to shooting you on the 22nd.
Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom", I am going to purchase hooked on phonics, so I can learn how to read. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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Skeeter Kerkove
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967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:41PM

Scott, Selena looked just stunning! Her scene started out poolside, with a spectactular view of the city and mountains, fully hogtied, slave collar and leash. Shiny skin tight red thigh high boots and skin tight pvc clothing. The picture would have been suitable for anybody to proudly display on their mantle, above their fireplace in an antique silver frame. Everybody will love Selenas ass. Selena ass was a love story.
Scott, you will enjoy Selenas ultra-nasty scene!!!
Skeeter Kerkove "God Bless these girls" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 9:51PM

BigFerret wrote:
King of Sodom, any ideas on the casting for this couples friendly, made-for cable television film? From the title, I'm guessing that it will have nothing to do with raging rectal rampage! Probably just another soft girl/girl movie with no ass stretching at all, right?
Also, how's the panhandling in the Porn Valley going these days?
Your loyal subject,
BF
Big Ferret baby, good evening to you! Love is flowing like the Colorado river!
The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows:
Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots.The wardrobe was like nobody elses movie. Full throttle heel grab blowjobs! Every scene, every movie since April 2002. This movie is not for everybody. Anybody who prefers the more run of the mill stuff, should avoid this movie of mine like the plague.
I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog!
Skeeter Kerkove "Go give your loved one a hug!" Edited by - BigFerret on Aug 15 2003 <font face='Verdana, Arial, Helvetica' size=2 Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 10:16PM

Skeeter, I'm really happy you picked up anal cuties Crystal Ray and Lauren Phoenix for your latest rectal rompings, it was about time the King of Sodomy got a hold of them!

"Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law" - Aleister Crowley 1875-1947

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tex
Member

39 Posts
6/03

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 10:52PM

Crystal Ray....sweet. How bout her for the next Clusterfuck?

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 15 2003 : 11:35PM

Skeet wrote:
The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows:
Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots.The wardrobe was like nobody elses movie. Full throttle heel grab blowjobs! Every scene, every movie since April 2002. This movie is not for everybody. Anybody who prefers the more run of the mill stuff, should avoid this movie of mine like the plague.
I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog!
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Skeeter, this sounds wonderful and I have to ask my usual question, who are the double anal babes? Hope you can get all the babes especially Selena Silver, Crystal Ray, and Taylor Rain to enjoy the double A experience. Don't know too much about the other babes yet, but look forward to seeing them in your vids.

Your big fan,

Ron

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Darth-Morpheous
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3/02

Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 1:22AM

Wow, I can't wait to check out this scene. Salena's last message is probably one of the hottest things I have ever heard! Thank goodness for porn that gives us girls like Selena and A2Ms, A2OGMs, Gapes, and girls eating cum out of there asses. This future release is at the top of my list! Skeeter, when are we going to be able to see some box covers?

Darth-Morpheous
adultdetective.com

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 2:12AM

Just so you know!!! I shot Lauren Phoenix's first D.P. six months ago. In Ass Stretchers #3. It won't be released for at least another month! I have shot Lauren Phoenix 5 differant times, I have shot Crystal Ray 6 differant times, every time, God Bless them, they gave it their all. "Fully Kerkove Approved". Every time they have showed up completely on time, ready to embrace the love of anal decadence! Taylor Rain was kind enough to put her fist in her own ass for me yesterday, my heart was swept away! Wait ubntil you see how I dressed Taylor up! Nobody has seen her, like I dressed her yesterday! So f***ing nasty, so erotic, I had visions of her singing in a choir. Taylor looks good in the fully arched heelgrab blowjob position.
All 105 pounds of her. God Bless Taylor Rain, God Bless all of these girls in porn! One more thing, God Bless Us, the fans of pornography.
Skeeter Kerkove "Happy Anniversary" to everyone who is celebrating one" Go give your neighbor a hug. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 2:42AM

Tex, when I do the next Clusterfuck, Crystal Ray will definitely be one of sexy tarts who go all of the way!
Every now and then a girl does "Double Anal" for me or Bridgette Kerkove and they ask that we do not tell anyone, so all of the other Directors do not also ask them to do it. So, I do honor that request. The fans see it, in the movie though!
Bridgette loves Crystal Ray also. "Love is Good", Like a love story, everybody smiles.
Skeeter Kerkove "I had a dream", I'm living it now! Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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SyberScott
Senior Member

1462 Posts
1/03

Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 4:00AM

Thanks for the preview Skeeter!

Will definitely pick this DVD up!

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 16 2003 : 12:00PM

Skeeter Kerkove wrote:
Big Ferret baby, good evening to you! Love is flowing like the Colorado river!
The cast for this extremely vanilla movie is as follows:
Selena Silver, Meriesa, Lauren Phoenix, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Brandi, Hailey!!! D.P.'s, Double anal, cream pies, cum farting, swallowing, cum swapping ATM's galore, gapes for Days, ATOGM, lots of butt waling, erotic teases, dancing, erotic smoking, all brand new fetish ware. Every girl wore skin tight, super shiny pvc boots.
I am getting really good at pan handling now, sometimes I make up to thirty dollars a day! With type of money, I am living high on the Hog!
Click to expand
That's one helluva cast! Cum farting and ATOGM rock! As a loyal customer, I will buy it the second it is unleashed upon the porn-consuming public.
Also, good work with the panhandling--$30!!!

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Darth-Morpheous
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1701 Posts
3/02

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 12:16PM

Skeet, when are you going to release Bait 2 with Selena Silver? Also, when is Mayhem XXX going to start updating the website? They are lucky to have one of the top directors in their arsenal and they don't even take the time to update the site for some new boxcovers? They are totally dropping the ball.

Darth-Morpheous
adultdetective.com

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 1:08PM

Yup, I agree with Darth that Mayhem is not on the ball with the website update. This is the cheapest form of promo given the site is already up and yet the site in updated once every 2 months and is missing recent releases. Mayhem should do more to promote your titles. Clusterfuck 1 sold a lot because it was promoted. The other titles can sell as much if it receives the promo you deserve.

Any updates on the double anal babes in "Where the Sun doesn't Shine"?

Ron

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 3:23PM

Ron baby, I have no control over the Mayhem website.
However, I make sure Bridgettes website is updated with alot of new content at least 2 to 3 times per week.
Juggernauts is receiving an Editors Choice in the September AVN magazine. That will be my second Ediors choice in 85 days. Juggernauts is really nasty, extremely hardcore. I would advise most people to not purchase the movie because it is so very, very rough, very aggressive, cum farting with one girl sucking the cum out of another girls ass, huge facials swallowed. Also, a movie I filmed 10 months ago is getting released this week. Skeeter Kerkoves Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro Studios. It will be in the top 2 of the most aggresive, rough, hardcore sex movie available in 2003.
The girls wanted to go all of the way. My God and they did.
The girls wanted to see how far they could go.
Juggernauts will hit the streets this tuesday, in 6 days, it sold 4600 pieces. Plus direct DVD sales to Europe. Germany took 450 DVD's of Juggernaut first order. Greg Alves of Zero Tolerance will back up that claim.
Double Anal Babes, Crystal Ray and Brandi.
# D.P.'s, 2 with DAP, 1 BGA and 1 B/G/G/ both anal of course, ATM, and ATOGM, facials swallowed, cum farting and swallowed, cum swapping, Heel grab throat fuck in every scene as always since April 2002.
over 2000 new images uploaded in the past 36 hours. Skeeter Kerkove "Thank you for the good times" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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BigFerret
creampie scientist

Searching for blonde and red bush
1985 Posts
10/02

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 5:46PM

King of Sodom, congrats on the Editor's Choice--you deserve it man! Also, I really wish to express my thanks to you for the advances made in the cum farting realm. It does really means a lot and is deserving of accolades. Please keep the cum farting into other girls' mouths coming, Skeeter.

Edited by - BigFerret on 8/17/2003 6:51:56 PM

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 6:49PM

Congrats Skeet.

I haven't seen all of Juggernauts yet, just parts of it but it looks good so far. I was wondering what happened to Teen Patrol 4 as it was suppose to be out many eons ago but I could not find it in the store or on the web retailers(except Jaded). Which Brandi are you referring to in "Where the Sun doesn't Shine," Brandi Lyons?

Yoo Hoo Crystal Ray is now a truly certified double anal babe. I was hoping your could pull out your double anal magic. When will "Where the Sun doesn't Shine" come out?

Looking forward to Bait 2 and other double anal themed vids from Skeet.

Ron

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Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 7:02PM

Skeeter, any chance of hooking-up with Euro hotties Julie Silver or Jane Darling for your brand of anal mayhem? They have already proven that they can handle getting their orifices stretched to the limit and I think they would be absolutely perfect in one of your productions. Just something to think about!

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 17 2003 : 7:10PM

I second Asmodeus suggestion of Euro babes like Julie Silver. She is one of my fav cuties and she can handle double everything easily. Jane has one of the bestest natural boobs and ditto for Julie.

Ron

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 12:48AM

Asmodeus and Ron K., whats up guys? If those girls come to porn valley, I will gladly film them several times. Doubling up in one hole, always guarntees a fulfilling experiance. Events like that, help the girls find true love, not superfiscial love, the real deal, true passion and romance. These are the stories that are fitting for the Jackie Collins Best Selling Novels. At times even better, the DVD box covers make them an instant American Family classic. Sometimes people will frame them in an antique silver 8 by 10 frame and proudly display them on their mantle above their fireplace for family and friends to proudly admire. A picture of an double anal or 5 guys on one lovely babe are always sure to make a good conversation piece! Public Enemy will be released in a couple of weeks, you will not believe some of the scenes. My goodness is all I have to say!!! Have you ever seen a girl cum from a long glass handle of a glass skillet?, its a love story. Double anal, cum farting, swallowing loads of cum for good health.
Then twice 2 girls completely take the 2 feet of anal beads into their ass, the handle and the rope, watching it pull out is as exciting as watching it go in.
The movie being shot this August 22nd is "Sodomy Cream Pies" 4 New girls will be appearing, all anal of course, Taylor Rain will be dropping buy, to serve her country, she will stick her fist in her ass, then she will go home.
Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 1:00AM

Skeet, Is Public Enemy one of your titles? If so, who is in it and who does what? It does sound intriguing with the anal beads and rope and double anal.

Ron

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Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 3:17AM

My dearest Ron K. [outlaw of the unknown] fan of double everything! Greetings to you this evening. May Gods love shine down upon you and happy birthday to you, for whenever your birthday is. Alos, thanksgiving is just a mere 3 months away, so while I am at it, "Happy Thanksgiving" to you!
While at Sin City/Mayhem today, the lovely Charmane came tubling in like a tumbling tumbleweed. God Bless Charmanes beauty. I had a nice nice time talking to her. I want Charmane to become an anal queen. I discussed my wants with Bridgette. She replied I want everybody to be an anal queen. Bridgette is right, that is why I started the coalition "Operation Anal Freedom"! Sodomy worldwide, Sodomy total domination, this crusade will help break down the walls of anal suppression. Plus, it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies, making the world a better place to reside in, to walk with pride. Girls have a much better "Strut" once they learn the loves of anal sex, true decadence. When they have a true anal orgasm, it is like no other, pure Euphoria. As usual, I am off subject, however that is me, I am as smart as a box of rocks, "Hooked On Phonics arrived at our household today. What a treat! Yippee for me. John Ritter says that white, trailer trash hillbilly, Skeeter Kerkove will be learning how to read and write in no time. Heck, next then you know, I will be walking and chewing gum at the same time.
God almighty I love pornography. It is so much fun, I really do love my job. Best of all, the Girls rule! God Bless these girls.
Okay Ron K., you wild decadent, god fearing, diabolical soul, here's the deal.
"Public Enemy" is one of my new movies, first up is 18 year old Shayna,she is from Germany, she did a D.P. and a very brief double anal, it was an highly aggresive scene, very aggressive, performed with love, lotsa love.
20 year old Jayna Oso, God Bless her, was given love by 3 guys, D.P. and lots of double anal for everyone to revel in.
Cierra a sassy new girl from Washington, she loved her nipple clamps with chrome bells.
Bridgette Kerkove had 2 cocks in her ass, 8 fingers opening up her ass real good, she looked so mother f***ing
in her fetishware, skin tight, super shiny I feel the look would have won over young and sassy John Staglianos heart, her ass would have too! Bridgette took other treats in her ass too! We were all most grateful, lots of tears of joy were shed on the set that fine day.
20 year old Crystal Ray completely surrendered her ass with passion.
Ron K., I tell you, I have the best 3 scenes Jayna Oso has ever done in her carrer. Wait until my "Interracial Love Stories" comes out, holy smokes, she takes 2 big black cocks up the ass like a champ. She loved it for real, I was proud as a peacock, beaming with pride, overwhelmed by witnessing one of the greatest romances ever recoded. You thought little house on the prairie was touching, you ain't seen nothing, until you see "Interracial Love Stories", I think that movie will be responsible for some marriages.
Skeeter Kerkove "God Bless you, me and pornography" and God Bless us Americans, for making some of the most over the top, hardcore porn. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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Skeeter Kerkove
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Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 3:17AM

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bungshy
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123 Posts
11/02

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 5:11AM

Question for Skeeter

On BKMAX.com there are photos of Ashley Blue in a skintight black catsuit. Is that from a video or just pictures for the website?

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Skeeter Kerkove
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967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 2:45PM

Dear Bungshy, the awesome pictures of Ashley Blue are from my upcoming movie titled Ass Stretchers # 3. It should be released withing the next month. Ashley Blue looks so hot in that black pvc catsuit. It was so tight on her, it looked like it was painted on!
I had Jasmine Lynn wear it in my Deep Cheeks # 8 movie by Rosebud. Ariana Jolie worw it in Operation Anal Freedom.
Thank you so much for showing the interest.
Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 8:29PM

Hey Skeet,

In my books, you have earned the right to be irrelevant as long as you talk the talk (talk double anal) and walk the walk (shoot and direct more double anal videos with double anal newbies). Keep up the good work and liberate the all the cuties to the joys of double anal freedom.

Looking forward to Bait 2. How is it? No cover yet to see. One thing I did not like about Bait 1 was when the menu started, you get the young girl whinny voice and that was a bit much.

Ron

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Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

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6338 Posts
10/01

Posted - Aug 19 2003 : 10:40PM

Thanx for all the wicked info Skeeter, you truly are one of a kind bro!

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Skeeter Kerkove
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967 Posts
2/03

Posted - Aug 20 2003 : 2:04AM

Ron K., thank you for the thumbs up! Your support is greatly appreciated and I am grateful.
Bait # 2 is much more hardcore then Bait # 1. There is a lot of Butt walking, I had the editors do alot of stuff that you NEVER see in Gonzos. Speed ramping and a whole bunch of other goodies. Wait until you see the two girls going up 3 sets of stairs. My old Metro stuff, I had the editor put flames, clouds and smoke, just so it would be differant.
There is double anal in bait, D.P., double vag and double oral. Facials swallowed and anal cream pies, high lighted with cum farting and chowing it down. Are there any real teenagers in the movie? Yes!!! Do I care? No, I do not, not at all. Do I advertise on the box there are real teenagers in it? No I do not, because I do not care! I care about the sex and the wardrobe. Lots of movies have teenagers in them, I just do not care. I had Shayna, age 18 at the time do an amazing D.P. and a tiny bit of Double Anal. Her age did not mean anything to me. Her scene however did.
There is also ATOGM in Bait # 2. As always, heel grab blowjobs in every sex scene. I have shot over 110 sex scenes since february. Every one had anal in it, ATM, and other goodies. Of course the heel grab blow job and ass play in every single one of those scenes. I am dedicated to the cause. "Sodomy world wide Baby", "Operation Anal Freedom", I am on a mission from God, I am recruiting 24-7.
Asmodeus, you are a good man, God Bless you! God Bless you Ron K. for your perserverance.
Skeeter Kerkove "Celebrating a birthday?" Sorry I missed it. Happy belated birthday to you all. Bridgette says: I require alot of attention because I am an only child. I want to know what love is. Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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RonK

Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01

Posted - Aug 20 2003 : 9:20AM

Skeet,

So is Bait 2 out today as listed in Jaded? Teen Patrol 4 should also be coming out this week, right, and Brandi Lyons gets gangbanged and daped, right?

Looking forward to both titles.

Ron

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Skeeter Kerkove
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2/03

Posted - Aug 21 2003 : 2:06AM

Ron K. Bait # 2 was shipped last week, so yes, it would now be available in some outlets already.
Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro, is the most aggresive movie Metro has ever released. The owner Kenny G. and Joey Wilson, love our true love of "Pornography". He is tired of yahoos who complain about their job. Kenny G. said he would like to sell my energy in a bottle, available for the public.
The best pornographer, is one who truly "Loves their Job".
The people who do, "Their movies speak for themselves".
Ron K., you will really be impressed with Brandis scene, it is brutal, she wanted it that way, God Bless her.
Bridgette and Ashley anally fisted each others asses, so much love there babe. Wait until you them ride the Green Huge Missle dildo, with suction cup on the tile floor, I was a proud peacock, gleeming with pride.
Skeeter Kerkove "That girl right there! Where? Over there, she does ATOGM in her private life" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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matrixman
Member

148 Posts
8/03

Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 2:21AM

"August 22nd is Sodomy Cream Pies ...Taylor Rain will be dropping buy, to serve her country, she will stick her fist in her ass, then she will go home...Teen Patrol # 4 by Metro,...Bridgette and Ashley anally fisted each others asses, so much love there babe."

Skeet, Is this going to be a Euro version? If so can you provide a list of distributors. I know most will not ship to U.S. but maybe I can have a friend in the UK or Spain get me a copy. I only wish the US could get anal fisting. Its just so decadent and nasty - as you would say a "true love story"

"Operation Anal Freedom"! Sodomy worldwide, Sodomy total domination, this crusade will help break down the walls of anal suppression. Plus, it helps prevent unwanted pregnancies"

Skeeter, your a genius man. If only our politians and national health people could think like you. I mean guy gets his rocks off, girl discovers intense anal orgasms, and no babies with mothers and fathers who aren't ready for such a responsibility. Parents can sleep better at night knowing their daughter is getting her daily dosage of ass reaming. It might also eliminate all these anal retentive tendencies and relax alot of tight sphincters :)

Edited by - matrixman on 8/24/2003 2:22:40 AM

Edited by - matrixman on 8/24/2003 2:23:22 AM

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2/03

Posted - Aug 24 2003 : 12:10PM

Taylor Rain in a skin tight, black pvc catsuit, black military captains cap, with 8 inch black patent leathet heels with ankle straps, stainless steel slave collar and chain leash was a whole differant look for Taylor. Cum went deep into her ass, some squirted onto the top of her pussy as she was in the piledriver position, however it safely went into her mouth. It was a real gift from God dressing up Taylor with this look. Every girl in the movie did pile driver all 6 of them. More to follow later.
Skeeter Kerkove "Sodomy World Wide Baby" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!

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