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skronker
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 3:57PM
JAG beat me to the punch with his saga of the past few days in Porn Valley.
Check out his blog at MySpace, which links to a few galleries at Flickr (the good shots are mine! ... just kidding)

More to come but giant heaping thanks to the mighty Tiberius, B&S, Tim Von Swine, the all-time "power trio" -- Annette Schwarz (mein liebchen), Adrianna Nicole and Lorelei Lee -- Shylock, William H and the gang at Elegant, Francesca Le, Adam & Eve, Mr. Cheeks, DMPR, everyone who did a podcast, and all the senior citizens who had to move to a different part of the restaurant.

And. of course, JAG ... aka Bllly Dee William -- and to think, if only Sean Michaels had gotten stuck in traffic, the glory that may have awaited you!

Edited by - skronker on Mar 4 2007

noahped
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 4:28PM
Who are you people and how/why do you do such things?
threesomebody
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 5:17PM
I want to come next time!


Sean Michaels is fucking hot.


Edited by - threesomebody on 3/4/2007 5:17:34 PM

skronker
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 6:27PM
You could do a Swine POV and pay for your airfare!
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 7:19PM
I remember all of us with 3SB and Swine watching his POV with Sunny Lane in our hotel room last year, lol!!
 
skronker
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 7:54PM
There was a lot of sausage on the menu yesterday.
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 8:20PM
Not a big fan of sausage, lol, but I love cookies!!
skronker
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Posted - Mar 4 2007 : 8:29PM
The tiramisu was delish!
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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people pay me NOT to get naked
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Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 4:35AM
Wow, the woman could have me, but chooses Sean Michaels...I'm devastated.

A low-rent Jack Naper!!!

CircusPferdchen
Annette Schwarz

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Posted - Mar 6 2007 : 10:50PM
Skronk maybe i forgett to tell u but ur an excellent kisser.... as much i can remeber...

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people pay me NOT to get naked
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:02AM
Annette, does that mean you forget pledging your undying love for me?

and by the way, thanks for selling me out and repeating just about EVERYTHING I said the night before. You're great with a secret!

"just a Monstar wannabe..."

skronker
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:06AM
It takes one to know one
See what a good husband I can be?
von_swine
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:11AM
yeah for sure, it's not like she hasnt seen the result of being on the receiveng end of a 'pigblast', lol. and I'm sure my meager, white boy issue porkpiece would only get her warmed up for the rest of her jaunt. lates, Von S.
skronker
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 2:18AM
Did you slip me a roofie?
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 11:05AM
Surely you remember Annette throwing me under the bus by telling a certain luscious Blonde whose name shall remain anonymous but is actually Adrianna Nicole every damn thing my obsessive, perverted mind concocted the night prior?!

"just a Monstar wannabe..."

 
skronker
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 11:09AM
When the bitchy lady at the next table wasn't eavesdropping?
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Annette Schwarz

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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 1:12PM
Sorry guys if i wasnt behaiving like a lady, i just was the german girl that night everytime after a couple of beers it just comes out of me.... anyway i had a great time with u guys hope we can do that soon again... And Jag i just have wanna be for one night a matchmaker....

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JAGnLA wrote:

Surely you remember Annette throwing me under the bus by telling a certain luscious Blonde whose name shall remain anonymous but is actually Adrianna Nicole every damn thing my obsessive, perverted mind concocted the night prior?!

"just a Monstar wannabe..."

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skronker
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 1:19PM
You have such a lust for life, Annetta, it's inspiring!

When I come to Bavaria, maybe you can take me on a HofbrauHaus tour

Maybe I will change my last name to Deutschemark just for you!

Edited by - skronker on 3/7/2007 2:20:26 PM

morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 7 2007 : 6:48PM
Fuck no... Annette's too hardcore to take you to that tourist trap.
skronker
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Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 12:04AM
I haven't been since I was 19! That was ... when Annette's mother was maybe bartending as an underage schoolgirl
Harri Patel
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Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 12:36AM
DNA tests, stat!
skronker
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Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 12:42AM
I definitely blacked out for a period of hours of which I have no recollection. I had very blonde hair once and was 6-4 before I graduated high school. Blue eyes, and, yes, addicted to masturbation and dirty movies and all the rest. Mein Gott!
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Mar 8 2007 : 12:01PM
Annette,

Not a thing to worry about, dear, You lit up that room with your energy and enthusiasm! The kitchen staff was VERY happy to have you there and I think it was just the typical boring-ass, pathetic, self-hating Valley-dwellars who were jealous...after all, you were in the company of such man-meat as Skronker and Von Swine!!

"just a Monstar wannabe..."

nietzsche
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Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 1:03AM
Wait a minute, Skronker's getting more action than me. Wait a minute again, everybody's getting more action than me.
von_swine
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Posted - Mar 9 2007 : 3:02AM
this is the second time I've seen Annette after a few biers and she's nothing short of a (uber) rockstar. I shushed her and she chastised me, (for what I wont say) ;). was EPIC! Spiegler girls are wunderbar!! lates, herr Von S.
 
CircusPferdchen
Annette Schwarz

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Posted - Mar 10 2007 : 12:33AM
Thanks Schwein! I meant Swine! We have to continue ur tradition now and have beer everywhere we see us! U Promise????
von_swine
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Posted - Mar 10 2007 : 3:28AM
ja, I mean yes, I promise. there will be bier everywhere! ~herr Von S.
skronker
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Posted - Mar 10 2007 : 5:57AM
Flash the magic "S" in the skies, and I will pilot the Skronkmobile to wherever Annetta is imibibing the flowing golden suds upon this green and fertile island we call Earth. Of course, when she becomes Annetta Von Skronk, she will not even have to change the monograms on her 700-thread count bath towels in Casa De Schwarz.
cursive
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Posted - Mar 14 2007 : 5:29PM
You so funny, Skronkie.
Seriously!

I wanna come with you guys too. And bring me along as well.

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