JAG beat me to the punch with his saga of the past few days in Porn Valley. Check out his blog at MySpace, which links to a few galleries at Flickr (the good shots are mine! ... just kidding)
More to come but giant heaping thanks to the mighty Tiberius, B&S, Tim Von Swine, the all-time "power trio" -- Annette Schwarz (mein liebchen), Adrianna Nicole and Lorelei Lee -- Shylock, William H and the gang at Elegant, Francesca Le, Adam & Eve, Mr. Cheeks, DMPR, everyone who did a podcast, and all the senior citizens who had to move to a different part of the restaurant.
And. of course, JAG ... aka Bllly Dee William -- and to think, if only Sean Michaels had gotten stuck in traffic, the glory that may have awaited you!
yeah for sure, it's not like she hasnt seen the result of being on the receiveng end of a 'pigblast', lol. and I'm sure my meager, white boy issue porkpiece would only get her warmed up for the rest of her jaunt. lates, Von S.
Surely you remember Annette throwing me under the bus by telling a certain luscious Blonde whose name shall remain anonymous but is actually Adrianna Nicole every damn thing my obsessive, perverted mind concocted the night prior?!
Sorry guys if i wasnt behaiving like a lady, i just was the german girl that night everytime after a couple of beers it just comes out of me.... anyway i had a great time with u guys hope we can do that soon again... And Jag i just have wanna be for one night a matchmaker....
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quote] JAGnLA wrote:
Surely you remember Annette throwing me under the bus by telling a certain luscious Blonde whose name shall remain anonymous but is actually Adrianna Nicole every damn thing my obsessive, perverted mind concocted the night prior?!
I definitely blacked out for a period of hours of which I have no recollection. I had very blonde hair once and was 6-4 before I graduated high school. Blue eyes, and, yes, addicted to masturbation and dirty movies and all the rest. Mein Gott!
Not a thing to worry about, dear, You lit up that room with your energy and enthusiasm! The kitchen staff was VERY happy to have you there and I think it was just the typical boring-ass, pathetic, self-hating Valley-dwellars who were jealous...after all, you were in the company of such man-meat as Skronker and Von Swine!!
"just a Monstar wannabe..."
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Wait a minute, Skronker's getting more action than me. Wait a minute again, everybody's getting more action than me.
this is the second time I've seen Annette after a few biers and she's nothing short of a (uber) rockstar. I shushed her and she chastised me, (for what I wont say) ;). was EPIC! Spiegler girls are wunderbar!! lates, herr Von S.
Flash the magic "S" in the skies, and I will pilot the Skronkmobile to wherever Annetta is imibibing the flowing golden suds upon this green and fertile island we call Earth. Of course, when she becomes Annetta Von Skronk, she will not even have to change the monograms on her 700-thread count bath towels in Casa De Schwarz.