Does the Slap Happy series show real slapping where you can see the color in the girls' cheeks, or is it just gentle tapping? Also, is it face slapping or ass slapping?
i have them ALL downloaded. it's real slapping and gag-style,on her knee's blowjobs. most are with a guy named coffee ron. a shady,ugly,fat fuck. i enjoy him much.(no i'm not gay) i just like rough scenes with creepy dudes on hot young chicks!!!!
I've only seen two installments. Of which, I can only really remember the details of one of them. The one I saw had Coffee Ron in it. The majority of the slapping wasn't all that hard from what I recall. It was more like playful slaps. Although there may have been a few slaps here and there that were harder than the rest. The one I saw was all oral and all face slapping. No pussy or ass action at all. I believe it was Slap Happy 12 but I'm not sure. I know it had Hailey Young in it (The only reason I rented it, actually). I think Brandon Iron did a few of these so his might have been different. Edited by - randomprecision on 7/31/2008 3:18:22 PM Edited by - randomprecision on 7/31/2008 3:19:13 PM
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Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 3:22PM
Brandon did the first few volumes and his are vastly superior to Coffee Ron. If you are into this sort of thing.
Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07
Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 3:26PM
I saw a few of the Iron scenes. Man, they were ferocious. A couple involved gagging until forced vomiting (full-fledged breakfast, not a bunch of mucus), and at the end of the scene he would write "cunt" on the chick's forehead before he face-blasted her. In one of the scenes, he was forcing this chick's head down on his cock so fucking hard, I seriously thought he was going to break her neck. This was all on "slaphappy delux" a sort of best of the worst from the whole series.
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Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 7:18PM
I've seen quite a few volumes of this and most of the scenes I saw, the slapping was very real and hard.
Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2777 Posts 10/07
Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 8:05PM
If this shit is so hot then why not good spanked then fucked videos ????
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Tobin Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 10:01PM
Rapists prefer serious injury.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Jul 31 2008 : 10:42PM
I much prefer Coffee Ron as the slapper than Brandon. I think he had way hotter girls going for him...Melissa Lauren, Riley Ryder, Taylor Rain. Brandon had a bunch of ditchpigs and I did not like his style so much. Writing cunt or whore on the girl's head was lame and I don't like the way he talks during it. Anyway, the series is long dead now and I wouldn't expect it to resurface.
c'mon toby!!! you another vivid only movie renter.liking rough scenes makes all of us rapists??? quite an accusation dude. tell ya what,instead of commenting on subjects such as slap happy,,,just don't click on them and look for the topics of love making in porn.and leave us "rapists" alone.enjoy your late night watchings of HBO. i'm sure not offended watching that crap!!!!
Brandon Iron Different slaps for different folks. Hey Brandon,love your work. I wish you would consider bringing this series back. Coffee Ron was no where near as good in these movies.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 7:36PM
It would be interesting to see the series make a return or a spinoff with a name such as Bitch Smacked or Face Spankings so people could tell what they're going to get just by the title alone. The cast would have to be pretty for me to be interested. Otherwise, it's just really ugly.
Ultra gorgeous babes getting their faces smacked hard...repeatedly....and gagged with cock. Sounds easy enough to me! Seriously, I would much rather watch a girl who is an ultra-sub and really into being dominated than a pretty prima who wants to fake it. The two don't mix. I guess if you throw enough money into a project and doll it up into something it's not, you can do whatever you want. For me, a spade is still a spade. A clarion call smackdown registering 5.8 on the Richter scale sends emotional shockwaves through viewers spines around the world. It's the human version of When Animals Attack.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 11:09PM
I prefer a mix of ultra-subs and pretty primas. Maybe a little pretty ultra-subs. I know Brandon makes a good point and not a very high budget to afford the most expensive and beautiful girls (as he puts pretty primas) to do things they don't really enjoy. Personally, I love pretty primas who fake it because of their sheer beauty being degraded. If their lust for money is strong enough to put them in a cock-gagging, face-slapping situation it's hard to sympathize. I think it's pretty fair to assume that the prettiest girl in porn, Audrey Bitoni, may be a little bit of a pretty prima. It would be very unlikely to see her in a Slap Happy because she would deserve at least 5 times what the other girls would make in my not so humble opinion. Of course, this is not economically feasible, and I'm guessing it would be too rough for her tastes anyway. I do completely agree that the ultra-subs who genuinely enjoy it are much more interesting to watch but only if they are actually attractive. The girls I mentioned that Coffee Ron shot with probably could be regarded as ultra-subs. I think that they are the prettiest Slap Happy girls and just hoping if the series/genre is revived that the girls in it will be pretty enough to stroke to. I'm not saying that I doubt Brandon Iron at all and I know he gets stuff done (some of the best stuff too), but I really don't believe that the series will be revived. If it does I'll be sure to check it out and critique it but I wouldn't want anybody getting in legal trouble for their efforts.
pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07
Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 5:07AM
1) You're creeping me out. 2) I don't think Brandon would be reviving this series anytime soon, unless he wants to join Max for a slap happy session with a cell mate. Edited by - BlackSix on 8/2/2008 5:08:34 AM
I would love to bring that series back where I controlled all the production. Not sure now is the best time. Then again, now is always the right time to do most things. The longer you sit and wait, the more complacent you get. Things are just starting to go well now and I don't want to derail anything. Good times.
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Posted - Aug 3 2008 : 5:11AM
No Brandon ...the problem isnt that you dont wanna bring it back..but that your original series never had the quality of really good abusive blowjob sex scenes thats so lacking in todays gonzo movies....I do however enjoy some parts you did for Throat Gaggers ( Red Light District ) ....now that was a better series than Slap Happy. I mean the way you just totally destroyed ( in your loving compassionate careful way ) the young throat of Cassandra and Taylor Hills :) That itself made me cum in my pants watching it. Slap Happy would of been better had you focused more on the blowjobs and increased throatfucking ...less on the abuse, less on the writing dirty words all over the girls faces :) I mean come on...isnt abusive porn supposed to turn us on?? I got more excitement and sexual arousal watching you totally turn little Cassandra 19 of French Canadas , head into a game of bobble head. You never did slap Cassandra or abuse Taylor Hills in any way like that and the sex was way better and it felt more personal and also romantic...like you were carefully loving these bitches while molesting them with your big hard cock :) The bottom line is: abusive porn isnt always about the spitting and slapping, sometimes it does come down to how you throatfuck a woman. Thats it :)
I've seen a couple of the Coffee Ron ones and 3 of the Brandon Irons ones. No offense to Ron but those seemed a little by-the-numbers. Brandon's version seemed to be more lively and spontaneous! Brandon had a way of keeping the girls off balance. Great stuff!
I kid you not: I was stopped outside of a Canadian Tire store in downtown Montreal today by a guy who wanted to say hi. He has watched a lot of stuff. His favorite scene of all time? Gia Regency getting throat fucked on her rooftop, part of the Slap Happy series. Different things connect with different people. I'm only a few blocks away from the hotel room where Cassandra and I did that scene years ago. Good times.
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Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 3:27AM
Whatever happened to Coffee Ron? I don't gather he was too popular a performer there eh. I doubt he ever worked with the same girl twice. I just still think the girls he had were a lot hotter than Brandon's picks. Riley Ryder is far too unheralded and she clearly is an ultra-sub and she's pretty but certainly no prima. Melissa Lauren and Taylor Rain are definitely hot sexy ultra-subs and I don't think Brandon's had girls as good as Coffee Ron. Plus, Coffee Ron invented the rapid slaps - using both hands and hitting fast but not hard. As a result, the girls are driven wild with lust (at least I feel this way) and seem to reach very high points of sexual ecstacy due their ultimate submission. As a Slap Happy viewer, I think that Coffe Ron had a superior product with a higher budget perhaps, and that he did a better job. Brandon is the pioneer and brought the fetish to light through his work so he must be praised and not slapped. I bet he wish he had Velicity Von in his slap series instead of in the unpopular Bitch Slapped directed by Martin del Toro. Bottom line, Brandon is an amazing director and very revolutionary in his trade but maybe having the series back and having very pretty ultra-subs the way Coffee Ron has. I know Brandon can definitely make the best porn with almost anything he does so if he can use his experience to go ahead and make a new Slap Happy experiment, it likely would rock. Alright, keep slapping your balls if you have them.
Are there Slim Jims in heaven? THERE MOST CERTAINLY ARE!!!! 114 Posts 12/07
Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 1:02PM
Really off topic, but the mention of Brandon/Cassandra got me thinkin'. Wasn't she the chick with the nutty lookin' teeth? Brandon, did those chompers have a negative effect on your member? The way you were cramming it in there, it almost looked like it could have been painful.
Judging from what I saw, he probably had severe ED. I watched an entire movie that I presume was filmed on different dates and (obviously) with different girls and didn't see him fully hard once. He seemed like an OK guy but in the porn business, your wood is your bread and butter. Edited by - randomprecision on 8/4/2008 1:07:21 PM
If Irons brings back the series, I hope he invests in a camerman. That tripod stuff from the original few segements in the series sucked ( no pun intended).
I know. I saw the same effect. As the guy who shot the original camera master, I can tell you it was shot normally and plainly. I have no explanation as to why the quality got messed up along the way. This goes back 8 years or so but I would never have exposed a scene as light as it appeared on some versions.
That's okay, still a great vid! And I fuckin' LOVED the Shyla scene. Shyla was awesome (in this and a couple of Max Hardcore films she made under a different name). I've wanted to look up more of her vids but she's very difficult to search for because her name Shyla is shared by one or two other stars!
I hear you. Shyla was awesome. I loved her skin-tight black pants.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 8 2008 : 1:58PM
In Slap Happy 3 - Human Toilets, Brandon shot the hottest girl in Slap Happy (excluding Coffee Ron's versions). The very pretty and sexy Venus, cast as Monica. A girl of her good looks is rare to find in rough and supersubmissive porn but she was there. A human toilet she had become thanks to Brandon Iron and his persuasive tactics. I noticed one of my favorite girls on a new website HumanToiletBowls.com. The beautiful, busty and brilliant Cassandra Calogera! One of the best natural racks and prettiest faces to hit the porn world...reduced to being a toilet bowl and engaging in rough oral sex. I have not viewed the scene just the trailer but I was in awe to see her in that and thought I'd mention it here. Does Brandon Iron have anything to do with the said website? Would he be in favor of shooting a slapping scene with the stunning oral Goddess Cassandra? Brandon, if you feel like being a good sport ... would you care to name the girls you most would want to film if you came up with a spinoff or continuation of this very risque series?
I agree that Venus was exceptional. She and I both remember that day vividly and the part where she shows off her Penthouse centerfold is great. How many guys get to put a toilet seat around the neck of a centerfold? Not many. No, I have nothing to do with the website you mentioned but I did meet the owner of it at Internext. RE: dream cast list. Haven't even got there but it would begin with Annette Schwarz, who is not in Los Angeles at this time unfortunately.
Good choice Brandon, she mentions on her latest blog entry that she liked this series. "But back to Brandon, he was my idol. One of the first movies I ever watched in my tender age were from Brandon and his grandiose series with the title of a sick genius “Slap Happy“! I felt “wow” - he hit a nerve inside me which made me discover my love for Rough Sex!"
So I guess it's "official" that there will be no Slap Happy spinoffs or comeback of the short-lived face slapping genre. It's a shame if you like watching the rough sex or indulging in it but it may push the boundaries too far for legal agencies or casual porn observers. At least the originals are still around.
Brandon, I remember a video you did called "Hardcore Junior" and I think it remains one of your best titles overall. I had hoped that it would become a series. I think you capture perfectly the ground between Max Hardcore's good natured brutality and Joey Silvera's brutal good naturedness. Personally, I'm not a fan of BJ scenes that involve the regurgitation of food matter; copious viscous drool, yes: breakfast, not so much. I must have purchased the wrong Coffee Ron installment of Slap Happy. Bi Sexual Britni was in it and she was nowhere near the intensity she achieved working for Max Hardcore or Joey Silvera.
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Delta Fox Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 6 2008 : 6:50PM
How about a new reality video series with pornstars getting squirted with fake cum and by automated machines or robots?? Think of it as Kink.coms Fucking Machines meets Fucked Up Facials Call it CUM BOTS :)
Danger. Danger. Does not compute. Does not compute. Shutting down main unit. Powering down now.
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 10 2008 : 11:03PM
My ideal cast for a Slap Happy or similar fetish would be: Audrey Bitoni (how hot would it be to see her get manhandled?) Carmel Moore (loving her right now) Cassandra Calogera (obviously, I want to see her in anything and everything) Claire Dames (would be hot as heck and Claire seems to be down for anything) Claudia Valentine (one of my favorite girls but apparently nobody elses?) Holly West (one of my personal favorites - would love to see her get roughed up) Mariah Milano (a faceslapping blowjob may be something she'd enjoy - I don't know) Natasha Nice (busty and sexy but somewhat stuckup it seems so she would be hot) Sophie Dee (exciting and enthusiastic star who seems to love rough sex) Velicity Von (amazing rough sex star and already did Bitch Slapped which was a similar concept but never had any sequels probably due to poor direction) I know my cast list is spectacular and most would be too "classy" or uninterested in this kind of scene but why not put their names out there. If I were to produce this and had the kind of $$ needed I'd definitely pay them top dollar and only make them work a 12 minute scene each to make for a 2 hour movie. I think each girl would be worth $1800 for their scene while Audrey and Cassandra should get $3000 each. Add that all up and the budget would be $20 600 for the girls and then 10 amazing bitch slapping blowjobs for the producer. Obviously, I'm living in dreamland here and I know nothing about porn economics but I like to use that imagination of mine. Nobody else will do it for me. If any millionaires, billionaires, porn connoiseurs, directors, producers or girls who I mentioned read this maybe you can make something happen. If not, that's fine and all the love to you still. I definitely wouldn't want anybody doing something that they wouldn't enjoy or feel it was worth their time. Thanks for reading and sorry for wasting your time if I did.
i dont know who is making this movie and when but id love to do it!! i just recently discovered that i have a total slapping fetish...my boyfriend has been doing it lately. i make him do it way harder then he is comfortable with OOPPS and got a bit drunk last night and actually left bruises on my face but god i love it!
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Tobin Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 12 2008 : 7:46AM
Make a slapping website, would be very interesting. Ask him to cane you also. Mood Castings is the only company getting rich off this stuff.
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