I know monicalover mentioned that Kagney Linn Karter looks hot on the cover of SLUTworthy but, surprisingly IMO, no-one made any further comments. Up 'til now I have believed that Elegant Angel pretty much owned all the best covers but I reckon Digital Playground have jumped ahead with this one. The photo is perfectly composed, from Kagney's casually elegant hairstyle, to her killer eyes, to the matching colours of her lip gloss and necklace, to the suggestively open zip and the perfectly pressed shirt - she's a lovely girl and this shot is breathtaking. And, although I'm generally not a fan of breast enhancement and I have felt that Kagney is so pretty and vivacious that it wasn't necessary for her, I must say that in the cover photo her breasts are as beautiful as any I have seen. Any other early votes for this one as cover of the year?
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 7:01AM
The cover screams fake, like one of those 90s Wicked covers.
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 11:45AM
...and enough to keep me away from this release, if it weren't for the fact that the beautiful Madison Parker is in a scene with Manuel. I have seen this scene, and it is AMAZING! (And for me, the only scene worth watching.) Not only is the sex hot as hell, but Madison keeps trying on different outfits throughout the scene, as if she were putting on a fashion show for and fucking Manuel at the same time. They should have given HER the cover. (I've avoided Kagney ever since she lied and told Howard that her tits were real. If you don't know who I'm talking about, don't ask.) Edited by - imaginative on 4/1/2010 12:39:35 PM [mod edit: This is the second time i've edited you for writing insults, imaginative. Find another way to express your displeasure. From forum etiquette: Please do not talk about pornstars, directors or producers as if they are not here. (Katsumi sums it up nicely.) We are lucky to have industry participants, and they are paying attention to your constructive criticism. Insults will get you nowhere and lead to the deactivation of your forum account.] Edited by - savoy on 4/1/2010 1:22:48 PM
^ We have a winner. For every vehement anti-boob person on this site, of which there is many, there are just as many who don't give a shit about a boobjob or not. I fall in the latter. ----Dread----
This is definitely a good cover. She looks hot as hell and ready to tear you apart. It should be a challange to top this.
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Posted - Apr 1 2010 : 3:42PM
Apologies, Savoy. It wasn't meant as an insult to Kagney, who is exquisitely beautiful by any man's estimation. It was meant as a criticism of her surgeon, who I'm sure isn't reading this board! Same goes with my edited comment re: Sophie Dee, beautiful enough to turn an agnostic faithful, but her surgeon's work... not so much. But I do understand your point, and will refrain from criticizing the work of Plastic Surgeons from now on.
I had nominated it to the Best Porn DVD Covers of 2010 thread. I guess I saw something in it. Not just the eyes and the boobies; I think it is the unsnapped/unbuttoned and unzipped pants and the fact that they are white. Maybe it is her eyes.
Nicely done cover, pretty girl -- but (sorry Savoy) I have to agree that the tits look fake (although not as fake as some). Kagney's surgeon should have placed the implant behind the pectoral muscle instead of in front of it. Surgeons place the implant in front of the pectoral muscle when they attempt to blow up a breast by too many cup sizes, and it almost never looks natural (I like to call it the beach ball look). I feel bad that Kagney's tit implant was botched, but it still doesn't deserve insults (as Savoy mentioned). Implants also work out better if they are done after the original breast starts to sag a bit (say after the age of 45 or so). Kagney only appears to be about 32-35 at the most, so that is another reason that her tit implant didn't work out very well. I believe I have said my piece without resorting to insults. Posters, please do the same in your posts in this thread.
That cover doesn't really remind me of "slut", but its quite a sight i wouldn't mind seeing in my bedroom when i came home. To be honest i didn't even recognize Kagney in the pic. I don't know if thats good or a bad thing going for the cover. ----Dread----
I was giving great latitude in her favor (re: necessity of implants) for the sake of this argument. If she is only 25, then she certainly had no business getting tit implants! For the record she looks to be about 30, give or take a couple of years. I still say she didn't need them, whether she is 25 or 35. Except for a birth defect, women should not get tit implants until the tits actually start to sag. That usually takes place in the mid 40's.
I just want to chime in on behalf of Kagney's boob job ;) I really like her boobs, as far as botched jobs, hers can't get much better. Definitely not a botched job at all. Sophie's are HUGE but as far as the surgery, one of the best jobs also. They move and feel so good. Obviously fake cause of the size etc but not a bad job at all. Kagney's arent even that big. Her's are under the muscle too BTW. Over the muscle implants sag almost immediately.... Ricki White's poor boobs were over the muscle. She got hers done December before she quit and that Feb she already wanted them re done. Anyway, I just think its crazy people said Kag's tits were a bad boob job. Its one thing if you don't like fake tits but you at least should be able to tell when its a botched job or not. Her's are wayyyy better than mine IMO but I wouldn't say mine are botched so yeahhhhh here I go talking in circles, LOL. xoxo Kelly Divine
^The porn industry needs more boob critics, who write their reviews based on personal tactile knowledge. I'd like to see that included as a standard feature at iafd.
There is a difference between fake and botched. The boob job definitely was not botched, I can't see any scarring whatsoever. My opinion is that the doc tried to go too big for her frame and therefore the job can easily be ascertained to be medically done and not natural. I also hope Ricki White finds a good doc to redo her tit implants properly, I haven't had the pleasure of seeing her tits but from what you say they sound like the doc committed malpractice!
I think sophie wanted them that way, doctors always try to go with a proportioned size. the patient chooses. kerry louise actually told me over lunch before she got hers re-done that she wanted them to look big and fake, not what I would want and not something everyone might like but it makes her smile, and I like her smile ;) Thanks for reading xoxo xoxo Kelly Divine
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Posted - Apr 9 2010 : 5:43PM
Figures, Ms Kelly Divine would have to chime in; truly the only augmented woman in the entire industry who is on my "must watch" list!! (Not to mention, the only augmented woman--besides Jada Fire--who does not immediately send my finger to the "Next Chapter" button)!! I adore you, Kelly and I wish more women in the industry shared your good taste and sensibilities. Edited by - imaginative on 4/9/2010 5:58:35 PM
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Posted - Apr 9 2010 : 5:59PM
Fixed as good as any Dr. Frankenstein could do! (At least in the five minutes I took to do it!) And I didn't even go to medical school. Before (i.e. Actual Cover): After (i.e. My Fix):
Gee thanks ;) I just hate botched tits too. Makes me sad for girls that it happens to, I couldn't take off my top for anyone to see if mine were fucked. I'm self conscience about my tits now. They're too small for my body and if I am in certain positions you can see the bag I swear. GROSS! I wanna get mine re-doe so bad but I'm scared to death of a botched job. I just want them to fit y body nicely, to be soft, and to move nicely. That may be too much to ask though, LOL. I really love Kagneys, they look delicious on the box cover. motor boat. xoxo Kelly Divine
Yeah, I don't see what's wrong with the original. Think the nips look good. xoxo Kelly Divine
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Posted - Apr 10 2010 : 9:25PM
You're right. She's beautiful. But it was fun moving the nipple. I can see why surgeons enjoy it so much.
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Posted - Apr 10 2010 : 9:39PM
I can't tell you what to do, but I can offer an unbiased opinion. Unless your chest has somehow changed drastically since Mason's Battle of the Asses or Bombshell Bottoms*, you are absolutely perfect the way you are. (Physically speaking, at least. If you want a more tactile opinion, come to West Hollywood. My adorable wife and I would love to have you for dinner sometime!) In addition, from where I sit, what you have now truly represents the 1% of attractive boob-jobs I've ever seen. * Both amazing scenes! Where can we see you next?
Kelly,i have reviewed your titles and never even noticed that you had your boobs done lol,am i looking at your ass too much...i knew it-i need punished,are you free to come to Britain asap..ps if not i accept warm panties in the post.