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All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 441 > someone explain freaks of cock to me
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Haze
Deactivated User

769 Posts
7/04
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 11:40AM
is it like a prostetic Dirk Diggler type penis that goes over a penis ir what? And can the guy feel sensation from it rubbing when he's getting blown?
BSD
Senior Member

San Diego, CA
2508 Posts
11/03
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 11:43AM
HAZE -
Freaks Of Cock?
There was a stupidity void on the internet that needed to be filled.
BSD
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 12:18PM
The site is an insult to all BM/WF fans!
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 1:20PM
It's an insult to real porn period.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 1:33PM
It's an insult to the entire universe, period.
 
NewRomancer
Deactivated User

under THEIR avatar
738 Posts
7/08
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 1:44PM
WTF has that guy gone and done to his teeth?!?!?
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 2:11PM
I think the site is meant as a parody of porn, not meant to be taken seriously.
Then again, I'm a nice guy and could be giving them the benefit of the doubt and WAAAAAY too much credit.
Kakihara2005
Member

Celeste
849 Posts
10/05
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 2:48PM
You're right. It's meant to be funny.
Well, it isn't. It's just lame.
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 4:40PM
he's got gold teeth doesn't he? that's pretty cool. bout the only cool thing about the site.
NewRomancer
Deactivated User

under THEIR avatar
738 Posts
7/08
Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 7:09PM
Those teeth aren't gold... and they appear to be something that he wears OVER his real teeth (judging by how they affect his ability to speak)
Whatever they are, they are almost the stupidest looking thing I've ever seen
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Sep 3 2008 : 7:27PM
^If they're not real, I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, considering nothing else about the site is real either.
Royal Tee
Member

665 Posts
6/07
Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 1:52AM
Worst site on the interweb.
monkey power
Member

Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 2:03PM
It's the same as when restaurants use hoses to feed big boxes of soda through to the pump.
_____
Sarah Palin is a GILF and you know it, you just won't admit to cheating on Obama with a red state hottie.
Edited by - Monkey Power on 9/4/2008 2:10:23 PM
darklord
Member

Sunshine State
126 Posts
4/04
Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 10:44PM
With that site, A lot of girls that avoid Real BBC go on there instead. I'm guessing that they think sucking on a fake BBC will make up for them not doing IR. It's a silly site and the ppl who pay money to watch it.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 4 2008 : 11:06PM
It's kind of like bolt on tits for the male crotch. With the advantage that it doesn't alter the natural goods. As far as I know anyway. I watched a couple of sample clips, laughed and moved on.
I wonder if the same people who love fake boobs are cool with fake peckers?
Edited by - randomprecision on 9/4/2008 11:07:17 PM
 
ninja1
Senior Member

2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 12:37AM
Not only BBC, but BC. The fake cocks or so huge, no girl can take it. So, whether she takes 1/2 inch or 8 inches, it all looks the same because theres still 12+ inches in the breeze. So, any and every girl can "take" the fake cock, without regard to being comfortable with handling a large cock.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 12:54AM
I'd never thought of it like this... Do you think that all those fake-tit-porn lovers have been sitting around all these years wishing they didn't have to put up with seeing "natural" cocks?
:)
dougdeman
Member

41 Posts
8/08
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 4:36AM
there has been allot of lez strapon bj/sex stuff for a while. this is the normal solution to the dick problem... that creepy dude cant be easier for dickaphobes to look at than a real dick, even if its that nasty gray one they made nautica choke on in throat gaggers.
MOC guy is like stright outa a wanna be, u-tube remake of Back that Ass up.
realtip
Deactivated User

2301 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 5:12AM
I just wonder what the guy gets out of it. Wouldn't he rather fuck the girls with his own dick rather than a fake one? Does he actually feel anything? If not, what's the point? Also, what do they use for the fake jizz? Is that milk, cream, or what?
Another similar site is FuckedUpFacials. The difference is that atleast FuckedUpFacials includes real sex. The guy will actually fuck the girl with his own dick. And once they're finished, the fake dicks will come in and do their whole routine. So even though they're using the same gimmick as FreaksOfCock, atleast you still get to see real sex somewhere in the scene.
THE LIP1957
Deactivated User

"If U Want It Don't be Ashamed 2 Ask 4 It"
9 Posts
2/08
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 5:17AM
The first thought at the back of my mind is what the hell am I still doing on this thread..Te absurdity is soo Deep that it actually makes you ponder if it could possibly have come from a limp pecker that cud never make it into the selection round and this was the best revenge it cud come up with...After all confusion can be a gr8 weapon in wrong hands.
So if you don't have a massive DONG spread the word that it cud be an add on and then relax seeing how the word spreads from one mouth to another(pun intended).
That's as much patience I have...
Maybe in this case feeling feeling shud be believing Huh...just don't get caught in a dark alley on a moonless night else some BBC may just skin the little speck of a meat U have inside ur pants for impling that his Boner cud have an extension add on.
I cud name a dozen pornstars who wud like to throat you just to let you know that Dicks do go beyond single digit measures.
Cerebral Jedi
Senior Member

I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 1:27PM
^^^Huh? The fuck he say?
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 7:46PM
^ I think he's been watching big dick porn on his cell phone.
dougdeman
Member

41 Posts
8/08
Posted - Sep 7 2008 : 1:16AM
i think that WAZ the MOnstersof Cock guy. like, typing with his grill in.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Sep 7 2008 : 1:42AM
^It was a user who has been banned before, and has now been banned again. It's best not to try to figure it out.
pornranter
Member

193 Posts
7/08
Posted - Sep 27 2008 : 2:43AM
Faked up hmm hmm I mean fucked up facials is another waste of your time. WHAT A FUCKING RIP OFF. What's next plastic pussy porn. For fuck sake!



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