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RoccoFan
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Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 10:34PM
I don't know what the fuck Vince/David Luger (who ever the fuck) was thinking, but this was a filthy waste of my fucking time and money.

There is a good way and a fucked up way of asking someone why they're in porn, Vince made it a point of doing the worst job interviewing these women. Ordinarily I hate these interview scenes, but he made them such a big part of the DVD that it ruins it..

"Would you consider yourself a whore?"

"You're a long way from Hollywood."

"Do your parents know you fuck strangers for money?"

Come the fuck on. Ask questions that people want to stroke to. The usual shit like, "When was the first time you had anal sex." "How did it feel the first time you had sex on camera?" Shit like that. Don't ask questions that make it seem as if you're judging them and what they're doing is "wrong". Because if what they're doing is wrong, then what I'm doing is wrong so I shouldn't jerk off with a clear fucking conscience. Fuck that.

I suggest you guys clean up your act or stop this series at number one and be done with it.

Don't rent or buy this POS.

P.S.- The last scene with the Asian chick getting fucked by three guys in a row is a decent concept. Develope a series around this and you might have something.

P.S. 2- Teen Perversions by WCP is also a big steaming pile of shit. Guys, leave the pigtails and little girl outfits to Max Hardcore. We don't (fuck it...I don't) need to think we're fucking 13 year olds to get off. I HATE WASTING MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.....fuck the money...it's the god damn time I can't get back. I get paid again in a few days. I can't get MY FUCKING TIME BACK.

When the fuck is Ass Collector coming out??!!?

Boat Drinks!!!

RoccoFan

Edited by - roccofan on Sep 13 2002

Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002

BIGmike
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2335 Posts
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Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 10:48PM
Geez, tell us how you really feel, lol.

---BIGmike, over & out!---

menace
Member

Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me!
410 Posts
6/02
Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 11:02PM
RFan-I rely on RLD for consistent quality so this surprises me. Despite the interviews, how about the sex & the ladies? I ordered it yesterday but won't have my copy for a week-at least I only paid $11 (after a coupon & the kickback).
RoccoFan
Member

337 Posts
2/02
Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 11:41PM
The sex was mediocre. The ladies: inconsistent...A total wast of some really good looking black pussy......The two chicks at the beginning look great....the asian chick at the end is pretty good.

Boat Drinks!!!

RoccoFan

menace
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410 Posts
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Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 11:45PM
Thanks. Oh well. Caveat Emptor. I'll find out next week, I guess.
 
dion
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7/02
Posted - Sep 13 2002 : 11:53PM
Roccofan,
I guess, I fucked up with this title,I'm sorry you were unhappy,send me a email at diong@pacbell.net and I will send you out some of our newer stuff, like Cum Swapping Sluts#3 etc, I don't want you to spend your hard earned money on something you didn't like, I hope we at Red Light District can make this up to you, I must be pretty fucked up, because I liked the interviews, we finished Gang Bang #2 today, I heard it was very good.

Kind Regards,
Dion Giarrusso
Red Light District:

Edited by - dion on Sep 13 2002

qrop
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 12:07AM
hey Dion, I pretty much felt the same way as RoccoFan when I saw A GROUP THING #1. If you want a can write a big rant too :)
Druber
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 3:14AM
Second that. I do want my share of just 18 y.o. but I do want them presented as slutty young ladies, not teens. Pigtails and school uniforms are one of the biggest turn down for me. Leave that to Max, please, yes. (Actually I would want Max to grow up and use women for his fine demented ass play)

Thanks for your RLD-warning RoccoFan; I was just going to order that.

Druber

NuTTy_BuDDy
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:53AM
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RoccoFan
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337 Posts
2/02
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 9:05AM
Dion,

Thanks for the kind offer and what appears to be genuine concern for how your product is received in the market place. I've made no secret of the fact that I've enjoyed about 90-95% of your other DVD's. The ones I didn't like were merely a matter of 'different strokes for different folks'. The concept of this DVD wasn't simply a matter of I don't like small/big/short girls or anything like that, the concept was poorly conceived and executed.

Sometimes it's cool to hear what state/country the woman are from,etc. But when you get into other, less sexy, area's of their lives, Mr. Stiffy calls it a night.

Maybe others will like to see these young women interrogated.

Boat Drinks!!!

RoccoFan

Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002

Speelie
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 12:31PM
I haven't seen this movie, but I complain a bit about the same thing in my review of 110% Natural #3. Asking a girl, "How many men have you sucked off? How many were strangers?" damages the sexy mood of a scene, for me.
Yet it would seem that some people enjoy this sort of thing. We don't want Dion and RLD (that's "RLD" and not "RDL" right? Yeah, move on) making snap decisions based on just a couple of cranky opinions, so I'd like to see lots of people voice in on whether this sort of questioning enhances their enjoyment of a movie.
Clubber
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 1:44PM
To be fair the opinion of one person shouldnt be enough to halt the entire production of future additions to this series.
RLD make all kinds of different types of adult entertainment and its up to the customer to decide which series will suit his or her needs the most. Rather than ranting about how bad the brief interview clips are, surely a more practical solution would be to accept the fact that this particualr title from RLD isnt for you, trade it off on the classifieds and go and buy one of the many other excellent RLD titles which are possibly more to your taste like the Cum Drippers series or Assault that Ass ?.
Personally I dont like to hear women being put down either but to be honest as long as the quality of the sex is still good it wouldnt effect my enjoyment to any great extent, besides thats what the fast forward and chapter skip buttons are for.
There are no doubt many porn buyers who cant stand anal stuff but I can only imagine what would happen if they posted here calling for an instant halt of Straight to the A or any other successful adult movie which caters for that market.


Edited by - Clubber on Sep 14 2002

Wally
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 1:45PM
I'd say, make the girls wear sexy clothes, make the girls dance, make the girls walk around with high heels, let us see the girls taking their clothes off slowly. ..talking? if you can make her talk dirty to the camera, that will be nice too.
horny_1
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Cali
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 2:23PM
4 words. Research before you buy.
RoccoFan
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2/02
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 4:02PM
Clubber and Horny_1 make excellent points, but I do believe the following deserves to be said:

1. I doubt sincerely that my little tirade is going to change the direction of someone's company that they put their money, blood, sweat, and tears into.

2. I'm not taking Dion up on his offer because my porn choices are my responsiblity. Good or bad as those choices may be.

3. The DVD just came out this week, so there was no opportunity to "research" before I rented it.

Like many here, I've come to expect a certain level of quality and consistency from RLD and I initially liked the concept as it was described on their website. With Evil Angel we've all learned that Joey is different from Rocco who's different from Jules. I guess as RLD matured the differences in their directors was bound to become more apparent or rather, their styles would change from one series to the other. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

Does this make my post any less valid..FUCK NO!! My fault or not, this was still a POS DVD and if I can help one porn fan, just one, avoid wasting their money on something they won't like, then it would have all been worth it. Thank you and may Ralph bless America. Thank you. Thank you.

ASIDE: Someone please contact Saphire Rae (What's with all the fucking Rae's) and tell ther to brush her tongue, it's filthy. Nothing worse than a nice clean shot of cum on a dirty tongue.

Boat Drinks!!!

RoccoFan

Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002

 
snowman872
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 4:40PM
It's great to listen to the audience Dion, but be careful not to let the opinions of a vocal minority dictate the whole direction of the company. Plus, not every feature has to appeal to everyone, and if you try to do that, you will likely end up with someone so vanilla, nobody will like it!

I haven't seen "Somebodys's Daughter", but I enjoy interviews that go behind bra size and at what age the girls first had sex. I thought Greg Dark's Shocking Truth movies -- where the girls are asked questions that made them sort of uncomfortable were fascinating.

Part of the appeal of porn is the "I can't believe she is doing that" factor. I think it's interesting to explore the conflict between being a sex performer and a regular person subject to the usual norms of society.

-- Snowman

BIGmike
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 5:14PM
You can't please all of the people, all of the time.

I haven't seen "Somebodys's Daughter", but I enjoy interviews that go behind bra size and at what age the girls first had sex. I thought Greg Dark's Shocking Truth movies -- where the girls are asked questions that made them sort of uncomfortable were fascinating.

Those were some pretty cool interviews in those films, definitely "shocking truth". I haven't, yet seen this DVD, Someone's Daughter, so I can't comment on any of the points mentioned. But everyone does have different tastes, some may like this, others, obviously won't.

Leave that to Max

Well, I would say what does that asshole have to do with the school girl look? I personally love the schoolgirl look (18+ of course), and would love to see more pigtails (handlebars) in the films. But what does that asshole have to do with this?


---BIGmike, over & out!---

MLyons
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8/02
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 5:38PM
Drifting from the topic a little...

I'm with BIGMike in that I enjoy the schoolgirl look as well (again--18+ of course). Although I'd rather they were naughty than innocent. I don't get off on the idea of watching devirginilizations. More importantly, though, I really hate what Max does... but like BIGMike said, what does that crap have to do with the schoolgirl look?

Back on the topic a little...

I haven't seen "Someone's Daughter", but sometimes interviews like that can be interesting. I've seen one or two "Casting Couch Confession" scenes that I thought were pretty darn erotic with their intertwining of interview and sex. They were certainly hit or miss at helping to keep me sexually interested, but my intellectual interest never wained. In any case, everyone's different--especially when it comes to porn consume. And there's nothing wrong with that. :)

MLyons

menace
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 5:53PM
I also agree. My initial response to RoccoFan was regarding the sex-which is obviously the most important part of the flick. I BOUGHT it sight unseen because I've come to trust RLD.

But, it seems to me that the studios have been missing the boat for years regarding "nasty talk" anyway, especially during the sex. Now that's something I've always wanted more of. Often the movies that promise "nasty talk" don't even deliver (like "Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers", e.g.).

As for the interview segments, if a girl were to say something like "I think I was probably the best cocksucker in my whole town" in an interview & then elaborate on it, that would get my attention. But if the interview sucks, I'll just scan to the sex.

Anyway, I'll hold off on judging "Someone's Daughter" til I get my own copy.

Saki
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 6:24PM
RoccoFan, thanks for the heads up. Perhaps you'll consider adding a review on this title since there are none for Someone's Daughter . That way others who are searching the price search or review database (also available via rame.net) will know what to avoid.
Thanks,

- Saki

Asmodeus
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 6:46PM
Dion, I'm with Big Mike and Snowman: please DO NOT let anyone here tell you how to make your movies! You obviously don't need any lame wannabee porn directors tell you how to run your business. And as Snowman already said, this is only a vocal minority and you won't be able to necessarily please everyone who views your products. The same could be said for Jules Jordan and all the flack he's had to endure here recently. You and all at RED LIGHT DISTRICT are doing a fantastic job and I'm positive the millions of fans from around the world feel the same as you can attest to how popular your titles and series are. Thanx for listening and please keep UP the excellent work!!!


Edited by - Asmodeus on Sep 14 2002

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 6:46PM
How long are those interviews?

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 6:50PM
Why not? If he´s doing something that may perceived as wrong by some people, maybe a suggestion here and a tip there will help Dion fine-tune his work and reach some kind of balance that will only improve his future outings. I can´t see what´s wrong with that.

If one just decides to ignore the critics and just go on thinking that his movies are perfect flawless, said one will just end up as another Stanlay Miranda, Scotty Fox or Ed Powers.

Good criticism helps a lot, but HARSH cricicism can help even more, if the critic touches solid points.

But ASS-KISSING... well, unless it´s on camera, it doesn´t help at all. Just look at Stanlay Miranda, who surrounds himself with ass-kissers and really believes that the pieces of crap he dares to call "porn videos" are really the best ones ever produced in Brazil...


.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:07PM
If you read Asmodeus' quote as "Don't change your movies because one specific person complained", which is how I read it, then I agree with completely.

However, Asmodeus' quote could also be read as as "Make the movies however you want, and don't listen to the fans at all, which is how I believe that Planet read it.

I think that you are both really saying the same thing. It's good that the studios listen to the comments that are made by the fans. However, if they try to make every fan happy, then they would never be able to succeed.

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:22PM
Movie critics, even the ones bribed by producing companies, are ALWAYS on a no-win situation.

If they make a good review cause the companies paid ´em to, and the movie stinks, they lose credibility.

If they make a bad review cause the movie stinks, it won´t change a thing. The movie will already be making lots and lots of money, while all our hipothetic critic has in the
Being a critic sucks ass. In the end, ALL that matters is end is his usually ridiculous paycheck.
money.

In fact, the ONLY thing that matters in this entire fucking world is money.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

 
Brice777
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MA
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:38PM
I will not be viewing..Somebodys Daughter,,I no longer order DVD'S which have Mr.Davis in them..So I can't comment on this Interview thing,,but I can say that If the Interview thing like bothers me/. FAST FORWARD 2 da SEX............And In Closing;;;;Dion, Ive SAID this Before..Your Company IS #1 you have EARNED THIS TITLE YOU Guys Kick ASS....you have been VERY ConSistent...In your very short run being recently new and all... Luv 99%of all your productions...P.S Give a shout out to Vince, he's from my area,,here in MA.................
RoccoFan
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:42PM
Asmodeus,

Get a bit more tissue...I think you missed a spot. Yeah, right there on the left nostril. Handle that.

Boat Drinks!!!

RoccoFan

Asmodeus
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 7:50PM
LOL! Hey, thanx for the tip...
BIGmike
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:03PM
Movie critics, even the ones bribed by producing companies, are ALWAYS on a no-win situation.

If they make a good review cause the companies paid ´em to, and the movie stinks, they lose credibility.


...I like what I like, I do the reviews, if someone disagrees with a review, than do one to counter mine.

Some people like Max Hardcore, I don't, so someone who likes him, will more than likely enjoy his type of film. Not saying it's bad, just a personal preference. I love Joey Silvera, someone who hates him will probably disagree with a good review.

I review "screeners", but I also review DVDs that I buy, if anyone can tell the difference between the two, let me in on it. Because I will say something sucks if it sucks, just as I will say something kicks ass, when it kicks ass. It doesn't matter if I buy the DVD or am sent the DVD to review, I will do a review, of how I feel about the DVD. You can take it from there.


to Brice777, who wrote:
I no longer order DVD'S which have Mr.Davis in them

Do you mean Mark Davis? and if so, may I ask why?

---BIGmike, over & out!---

Mason
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:07PM

Brice777 wrote:
I no longer order DVD'S which have Mr.Davis in them.

I'm sorry for sounding naive, but, did I miss something here?

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:18PM
Huh? Now I´m REALLY confused.

Why did you quoted me? I wasn´t talking about YOU.

In fact, I was referring to some famous, MAINSTREAM critics we know very well thanks to the IMDb.

In ANY moment I suggested that you, BIGmike, or any other ADTer, was being bribed by some company.

In fact, I never even imagined that some ADT reviewer could´ve been partial to some company for fear of losing his/her share of free DVDs, or gosh-know-what kind of favours...

...until now.


Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

Brice777
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:21PM
BIGmike, Mason,,,,,,,,,,and EvErY oNe else,,,YES Mark Davis,,,,Mark has run his course and had a good run at that '''''''''he is not the only guy that I feel has reached ,well as a said Run his course ...He is not the only one there ARE others lets say the others Are in his AGE bracket.....I have nothing against the guy... Time for more NEWER GUY Faces and Personalities matched up with The NEWer Girls.....One of the reasons that IVE Taken to RED Light District they seem to be going in that Direction..many of these guys just dont no when to QUIT..Sorry if Im hitting a Nerve here...But thats how I FEEL.. Later Guys
Clay
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:22PM
I would just like to point out that saying you like 18+ schoolgirl looks is like saying you like seeing all the 18 year olds in 5th grade. The fact is 18 year olds don't dress in pony tails and look like the girls in some of these movies. While I agree that people have different tastes and that is ok. Playing dress up games to look like children will only bring bad things to the industry. Beyond that it is about as erotic as cat yak.

Edited by - clay on Sep 14 2002

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:29PM
Not even REAL KIDS dress like that these days!

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

MLyons
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:47PM
That's interesting... I can see your point there... but I really like Mark Davis. :) He's personable, he's nice to the girls he works with, he performs well, and he seems to enjoy what he does. Yeah... he's been in the business a while, but I enjoy the scenes he's in because of the mood he brings to them. It's not important--I just thought I'd say that. :)

MLyons

 
Asmodeus
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 8:55PM
Hey PS, now that you brought this up - just who do you think might be involved in any of this "corruption" you mention here at ADT?

Edited by - Asmodeus on Sep 14 2002

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 9:05PM
How the heck should I know? I don´t read the reviews cause I don´t give a fat fuck about porn DVDs.

I just thought that BIGmike´s quotation or my words was too durn weird. The hat fitted? Guilt? Some misunderstanding? I dunno.


.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

BIGmike
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 9:24PM
In fact, I never even imagined that some ADT reviewer could´ve been partial to some company for fear of losing his/her share of free DVDs, or gosh-know-what kind of favours...

Hey, I didn't quote you because I thought you were accusing me, or anyone else, of showing favoritism towards a studio.

My comment was meant to mean I like what I like, an example: if someone were to disagree with a particular review that I wrote, write one saying how full of shit I am. If you don't like something, you have the power to present your arguement. I was just using Planet's quote as a basis for my reply, not saying he accused me of showing favoritism.

I meant if someone were to disagree with something I liked they have the power to voice their opinion. Click on the "write a review" tab.

In fact, I was referring to some famous, MAINSTREAM critics we know very well thanks to the IMDb

Well, had I known that, this whole debacle, would've been avoided. I never read those reviews because I don't give a fat fuck about mainstream DVDs.

---BIGmike, over & out!---

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 9:27PM
Ahnnn. I see.
M.B.
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 9:40PM
--RoccoFan--

I'm not trying to be a wise ass here, but what exactly did you think you were going to get with the "Teen Perversions" movie?, certainly not a granny gangbang.
If you don't know that "Teen Perversions" is a teen themed movie just by the title alone, maybe you deserved to be taken for some cash.
Just an observation.
And yes, I also dislike Marc Davis as a performer. He's fat, bald, has a dick looks like it's never hard (it points down for fuck sakes), and just does not fuck the girls with enough intensity. And it looks like he got shot in the balls or something, what the fucks with that scar on his nuts? He's also what I refer to as a "slow fucker", that's a dude who in all of his scenes fucks the girls slow, kind of like Tom Byron the last few years of his performing.
If I see Marc Davis is in a movie I won't buy it, same goes for Christoph over at Evil Angel.

Edited by - M.B. on Sep 14 2002

Planet Sex
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Two words: vasectomy.
Mason
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:10PM
Brice777
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:23PM
HEY M.B. Guess I'M not the only Guy that has this OpInion: But you helped make MY POINT ....Davis is only one of DA guys there are a few more they know who they are...Every one has a shelve LIFE some can't LET GO... They need to be NoDged a LiTtle,,,I Guess....Any who'''I have over 600DVD's presently in my Collection,,,,,,so I'm starting to get kind of PICKY now ,,,,,If you follow my direction,,Trying to cut out as many drawbacks in my DvD's AS possible... And One of them is to Boycot DVD"S with these older guys that are now beginning to rub me against the GRAIN,,,,,Sorry,Like I SAID Lets let sum new QUALIFIED Guys Move IN,,But of course ...some Veterans need to step down... These guys know who they are..Give us a break Later Guys
Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:23PM
That´s pretty easy. I watch porn since I was a wee lad, and even spent six years reviewing porn movies professionaly, not to mention directing some stuff and even helping some porn companies that never went anywhere due to sheer incompetence from their owners.

I´ve watched over 17,000 porn movies. I´ve already seen EVERYTHING ever done in terms of porn at least three times.

I even had access to porn from every damn country, including Holland (the Seventeen series), Japan (Bushido Torture Series) and a lot of scat, double anal fisting, sex with animals and all things that makes you go yuck. The only thing I never saw was a real snuff, but I´ve seen LOTS of fake ones.

Some people get jaded with time. In my case, I got more than jaded. In fact, I got jadeder than jade itself. I may be the jadedest of the jadeds, the jaded king.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

Mason
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:28PM
anal_fan
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:29PM
well, let me add my two cents to this. I have been very critical of RLD in the past, I only watch their movies cuz they get the new girls quick. Sorry but Someone's Daughter, bit the BIG one. David Luger is the most annoying director ever, 5 minutes of lame interview footage is brutal. He is trying to act like a perv, but it fails miserably. This movie seems like an excuse to get mr. luger laid.
The dvd has this annoying audio loop in the menu "I like it when my ass gets nice and gapey, it looks cool"
u will want to throw your dvd player out the window.
Glad I picked up a rocco movie with this one. Time to get down to serious business!
Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:38PM
Entonces...

(Tee hee... that´s spanish , Mason, but let´s go on...)

Entonces, I´m STILL working on porn mags, writing some articles about sex in general, history of porn, of silly stuff like porn legends from the past (including the PAST past, like Cleopatra).

Ya see, I have some real talent behind the cameras, but "talent" is something that´s not required at all in Brazil. In fact, to become a porn director around here, all you need is to be a yes-man to Stanlay Miranda. So, you can say that I´m a frustrated director with a huge chip on my shoulder, with zero tolerance to no-talent hacks who... well, but I digress.

Moving on: I try my best to avoid viewing porn, cause it bores me to death. There´s no variety, no novelties, NADA. The market just split in two: gonzo and pretentious super-productions.

Problem is, any moron thinks that all he needs is a camera to become the next John Stagliano, forgetting that a good porn requires other details like good editing, lighting, rhythm, a good cast and all the like.

And about the pretentions super-productions, they´re usually made by people with Hollywoodian delusions but no actual filmmaking talents. And the fact that a lot of pornstars are completely unable to act doesn´t help.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

Mason
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Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:42PM
Claro. Te entiendo, perfectamente. Pero, no hay nadie que te gusta? Nadie?
menace
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Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me!
410 Posts
6/02
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:53PM
Mason-Planet may be sulking because you didn't question him in Portuguese. Either that or he'll answer in Spanish that it's his tallywhacker that he likes.
Planet Sex
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1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:53PM
Let´s see...

Joey Silvera videos. They´re sexy AND wacky. Plus, as I said before, the american Evil Angel stuff is basically about WORSHIPPING the human form, not EXPLOITING it.

Jules Jordan. Haven´t seen his new films yet, but the old ones reminds me of the good ´ole "Rex Borsky" loops.

Golden Age, of course. The sex is surely tame by today´s standarts, but there was a REAL movie there.

Ah, yeah. John Leslie. He´s always trying something different. And he knows the tools of the trade.

But BUYING porn DVDs... not really. I get TONS of DVDs for free and, as I stated, they´re not exactly collectable stuff. I can watch SHAOLIN SOCCER 7 times a week, but watching porn all the time is BORING. Usually I just watch the best scenes, pop my load and re-sell ´em. Sometimes I review ´em, but I usually only pass the job to the others, less-jaded contributors of the mag, to get a really decent review.

In fact, the only porn DVD I keep on my private collection is EXHAUSTED, a documentary on John Holmes that comes with a cool commentary track.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Sep 14 2002 : 10:57PM
My spanish sucks. I bet Mason can kick my ass in spanish any day. Spanish and portuguese have the same latin roots, but they´re very different.

.....
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist; I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit".

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