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| RoccoFan Member 337 Posts 2/02 | I don't know what the fuck Vince/David Luger (who ever the fuck) was thinking, but this was a filthy waste of my fucking time and money. There is a good way and a fucked up way of asking someone why they're in porn, Vince made it a point of doing the worst job interviewing these women. Ordinarily I hate these interview scenes, but he made them such a big part of the DVD that it ruins it.. "Would you consider yourself a whore?" "You're a long way from Hollywood." "Do your parents know you fuck strangers for money?" Come the fuck on. Ask questions that people want to stroke to. The usual shit like, "When was the first time you had anal sex." "How did it feel the first time you had sex on camera?" Shit like that. Don't ask questions that make it seem as if you're judging them and what they're doing is "wrong". Because if what they're doing is wrong, then what I'm doing is wrong so I shouldn't jerk off with a clear fucking conscience. Fuck that. I suggest you guys clean up your act or stop this series at number one and be done with it. Don't rent or buy this POS. P.S.- The last scene with the Asian chick getting fucked by three guys in a row is a decent concept. Develope a series around this and you might have something. P.S. 2- Teen Perversions by WCP is also a big steaming pile of shit. Guys, leave the pigtails and little girl outfits to Max Hardcore. We don't (fuck it...I don't) need to think we're fucking 13 year olds to get off. I HATE WASTING MY MOTHERFUCKING MONEY.....fuck the money...it's the god damn time I can't get back. I get paid again in a few days. I can't get MY FUCKING TIME BACK. When the fuck is Ass Collector coming out??!!? Boat Drinks!!! RoccoFan Edited by - roccofan on Sep 13 2002 Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002 [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | |
| menace Member Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me! 410 Posts 6/02 | |
| RoccoFan Member 337 Posts 2/02 | |
| menace Member Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me! 410 Posts 6/02 | |
| dion Combat Zone 438 Posts 7/02 | I guess, I fucked up with this title,I'm sorry you were unhappy,send me a email at diong@pacbell.net and I will send you out some of our newer stuff, like Cum Swapping Sluts#3 etc, I don't want you to spend your hard earned money on something you didn't like, I hope we at Red Light District can make this up to you, I must be pretty fucked up, because I liked the interviews, we finished Gang Bang #2 today, I heard it was very good. Kind Regards, Edited by - dion on Sep 13 2002 |
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| Druber Deactivated User 187 Posts 9/02 | Thanks for your RLD-warning RoccoFan; I was just going to order that. Druber |
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| RoccoFan Member 337 Posts 2/02 | Thanks for the kind offer and what appears to be genuine concern for how your product is received in the market place. I've made no secret of the fact that I've enjoyed about 90-95% of your other DVD's. The ones I didn't like were merely a matter of 'different strokes for different folks'. The concept of this DVD wasn't simply a matter of I don't like small/big/short girls or anything like that, the concept was poorly conceived and executed. Sometimes it's cool to hear what state/country the woman are from,etc. But when you get into other, less sexy, area's of their lives, Mr. Stiffy calls it a night. Maybe others will like to see these young women interrogated. Boat Drinks!!! RoccoFan Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002 |
| Speelie Senior Member Fort Collins, CO 1191 Posts 5/01 | Yet it would seem that some people enjoy this sort of thing. We don't want Dion and RLD (that's "RLD" and not "RDL" right? Yeah, move on) making snap decisions based on just a couple of cranky opinions, so I'd like to see lots of people voice in on whether this sort of questioning enhances their enjoyment of a movie. |
| Clubber Member 186 Posts 4/01 | RLD make all kinds of different types of adult entertainment and its up to the customer to decide which series will suit his or her needs the most. Rather than ranting about how bad the brief interview clips are, surely a more practical solution would be to accept the fact that this particualr title from RLD isnt for you, trade it off on the classifieds and go and buy one of the many other excellent RLD titles which are possibly more to your taste like the Cum Drippers series or Assault that Ass ?. Personally I dont like to hear women being put down either but to be honest as long as the quality of the sex is still good it wouldnt effect my enjoyment to any great extent, besides thats what the fast forward and chapter skip buttons are for. There are no doubt many porn buyers who cant stand anal stuff but I can only imagine what would happen if they posted here calling for an instant halt of Straight to the A or any other successful adult movie which caters for that market.
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| Wally Senior Member 1821 Posts 8/01 | |
| horny_1 Member Cali 215 Posts 8/01 | |
| RoccoFan Member 337 Posts 2/02 | 1. I doubt sincerely that my little tirade is going to change the direction of someone's company that they put their money, blood, sweat, and tears into. 2. I'm not taking Dion up on his offer because my porn choices are my responsiblity. Good or bad as those choices may be. 3. The DVD just came out this week, so there was no opportunity to "research" before I rented it. Like many here, I've come to expect a certain level of quality and consistency from RLD and I initially liked the concept as it was described on their website. With Evil Angel we've all learned that Joey is different from Rocco who's different from Jules. I guess as RLD matured the differences in their directors was bound to become more apparent or rather, their styles would change from one series to the other. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Does this make my post any less valid..FUCK NO!! My fault or not, this was still a POS DVD and if I can help one porn fan, just one, avoid wasting their money on something they won't like, then it would have all been worth it. Thank you and may Ralph bless America. Thank you. Thank you. ASIDE: Someone please contact Saphire Rae (What's with all the fucking Rae's) and tell ther to brush her tongue, it's filthy. Nothing worse than a nice clean shot of cum on a dirty tongue. Boat Drinks!!! RoccoFan Edited by - roccofan on Sep 14 2002 |
| snowman872 RainCoatReviews.com 400 Posts 6/00 | I haven't seen "Somebodys's Daughter", but I enjoy interviews that go behind bra size and at what age the girls first had sex. I thought Greg Dark's Shocking Truth movies -- where the girls are asked questions that made them sort of uncomfortable were fascinating. Part of the appeal of porn is the "I can't believe she is doing that" factor. I think it's interesting to explore the conflict between being a sex performer and a regular person subject to the usual norms of society. -- Snowman
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| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | I haven't seen "Somebodys's Daughter", but I enjoy interviews that go behind bra size and at what age the girls first had sex. I thought Greg Dark's Shocking Truth movies -- where the girls are asked questions that made them sort of uncomfortable were fascinating. Those were some pretty cool interviews in those films, definitely "shocking truth". I haven't, yet seen this DVD, Someone's Daughter, so I can't comment on any of the points mentioned. But everyone does have different tastes, some may like this, others, obviously won't. Leave that to Max Well, I would say what does that asshole have to do with the school girl look? I personally love the schoolgirl look (18+ of course), and would love to see more pigtails (handlebars) in the films. But what does that asshole have to do with this?
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| MLyons Senior Member 1617 Posts 8/02 | I'm with BIGMike in that I enjoy the schoolgirl look as well (again--18+ of course). Although I'd rather they were naughty than innocent. I don't get off on the idea of watching devirginilizations. More importantly, though, I really hate what Max does... but like BIGMike said, what does that crap have to do with the schoolgirl look? Back on the topic a little... I haven't seen "Someone's Daughter", but sometimes interviews like that can be interesting. I've seen one or two "Casting Couch Confession" scenes that I thought were pretty darn erotic with their intertwining of interview and sex. They were certainly hit or miss at helping to keep me sexually interested, but my intellectual interest never wained. In any case, everyone's different--especially when it comes to porn consume. And there's nothing wrong with that. :) MLyons |
| menace Member Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me! 410 Posts 6/02 | But, it seems to me that the studios have been missing the boat for years regarding "nasty talk" anyway, especially during the sex. Now that's something I've always wanted more of. Often the movies that promise "nasty talk" don't even deliver (like "Filthy Talkin' Cocksuckers", e.g.). As for the interview segments, if a girl were to say something like "I think I was probably the best cocksucker in my whole town" in an interview & then elaborate on it, that would get my attention. But if the interview sucks, I'll just scan to the sex. Anyway, I'll hold off on judging "Someone's Daughter" til I get my own copy. |
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| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | If one just decides to ignore the critics and just go on thinking that his movies are perfect flawless, said one will just end up as another Stanlay Miranda, Scotty Fox or Ed Powers. Good criticism helps a lot, but HARSH cricicism can help even more, if the critic touches solid points. But ASS-KISSING... well, unless it´s on camera, it doesn´t help at all. Just look at Stanlay Miranda, who surrounds himself with ass-kissers and really believes that the pieces of crap he dares to call "porn videos" are really the best ones ever produced in Brazil...
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| Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00 | However, Asmodeus' quote could also be read as as "Make the movies however you want, and don't listen to the fans at all, which is how I believe that Planet read it. I think that you are both really saying the same thing. It's good that the studios listen to the comments that are made by the fans. However, if they try to make every fan happy, then they would never be able to succeed. |
| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | If they make a good review cause the companies paid ´em to, and the movie stinks, they lose credibility. If they make a bad review cause the movie stinks, it won´t change a thing. The movie will already be making lots and lots of money, while all our hipothetic critic has in the In fact, the ONLY thing that matters in this entire fucking world is money. ..... Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002 |
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| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | If they make a good review cause the companies paid ´em to, and the movie stinks, they lose credibility.
Some people like Max Hardcore, I don't, so someone who likes him, will more than likely enjoy his type of film. Not saying it's bad, just a personal preference. I love Joey Silvera, someone who hates him will probably disagree with a good review. I review "screeners", but I also review DVDs that I buy, if anyone can tell the difference between the two, let me in on it. Because I will say something sucks if it sucks, just as I will say something kicks ass, when it kicks ass. It doesn't matter if I buy the DVD or am sent the DVD to review, I will do a review, of how I feel about the DVD. You can take it from there.
Do you mean Mark Davis? and if so, may I ask why? ---BIGmike, over & out!--- |
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| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | Why did you quoted me? I wasn´t talking about YOU. In fact, I was referring to some famous, MAINSTREAM critics we know very well thanks to the IMDb. In ANY moment I suggested that you, BIGmike, or any other ADTer, was being bribed by some company. In fact, I never even imagined that some ADT reviewer could´ve been partial to some company for fear of losing his/her share of free DVDs, or gosh-know-what kind of favours... ...until now.
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| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | I just thought that BIGmike´s quotation or my words was too durn weird. The hat fitted? Guilt? Some misunderstanding? I dunno.
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| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Hey, I didn't quote you because I thought you were accusing me, or anyone else, of showing favoritism towards a studio. My comment was meant to mean I like what I like, an example: if someone were to disagree with a particular review that I wrote, write one saying how full of shit I am. If you don't like something, you have the power to present your arguement. I was just using Planet's quote as a basis for my reply, not saying he accused me of showing favoritism. I meant if someone were to disagree with something I liked they have the power to voice their opinion. Click on the "write a review" tab. In fact, I was referring to some famous, MAINSTREAM critics we know very well thanks to the IMDb Well, had I known that, this whole debacle, would've been avoided. I never read those reviews because I don't give a fat fuck about mainstream DVDs. ---BIGmike, over & out!--- |
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| M.B. Senior Member 1679 Posts 2/01 | I'm not trying to be a wise ass here, but what exactly did you think you were going to get with the "Teen Perversions" movie?, certainly not a granny gangbang. Edited by - M.B. on Sep 14 2002 |
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| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | I´ve watched over 17,000 porn movies. I´ve already seen EVERYTHING ever done in terms of porn at least three times. I even had access to porn from every damn country, including Holland (the Seventeen series), Japan (Bushido Torture Series) and a lot of scat, double anal fisting, sex with animals and all things that makes you go yuck. The only thing I never saw was a real snuff, but I´ve seen LOTS of fake ones. Some people get jaded with time. In my case, I got more than jaded. In fact, I got jadeder than jade itself. I may be the jadedest of the jadeds, the jaded king. ..... Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002 |
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| anal_fan Member 104 Posts 12/01 | The dvd has this annoying audio loop in the menu "I like it when my ass gets nice and gapey, it looks cool" u will want to throw your dvd player out the window. Glad I picked up a rocco movie with this one. Time to get down to serious business! |
| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | (Tee hee... that´s spanish , Mason, but let´s go on...) Entonces, I´m STILL working on porn mags, writing some articles about sex in general, history of porn, of silly stuff like porn legends from the past (including the PAST past, like Cleopatra). Ya see, I have some real talent behind the cameras, but "talent" is something that´s not required at all in Brazil. In fact, to become a porn director around here, all you need is to be a yes-man to Stanlay Miranda. So, you can say that I´m a frustrated director with a huge chip on my shoulder, with zero tolerance to no-talent hacks who... well, but I digress. Moving on: I try my best to avoid viewing porn, cause it bores me to death. There´s no variety, no novelties, NADA. The market just split in two: gonzo and pretentious super-productions. Problem is, any moron thinks that all he needs is a camera to become the next John Stagliano, forgetting that a good porn requires other details like good editing, lighting, rhythm, a good cast and all the like. And about the pretentions super-productions, they´re usually made by people with Hollywoodian delusions but no actual filmmaking talents. And the fact that a lot of pornstars are completely unable to act doesn´t help. ..... Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002 |
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| menace Member Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me! 410 Posts 6/02 | |
| Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01 | Joey Silvera videos. They´re sexy AND wacky. Plus, as I said before, the american Evil Angel stuff is basically about WORSHIPPING the human form, not EXPLOITING it. Jules Jordan. Haven´t seen his new films yet, but the old ones reminds me of the good ´ole "Rex Borsky" loops. Golden Age, of course. The sex is surely tame by today´s standarts, but there was a REAL movie there. Ah, yeah. John Leslie. He´s always trying something different. And he knows the tools of the trade. But BUYING porn DVDs... not really. I get TONS of DVDs for free and, as I stated, they´re not exactly collectable stuff. I can watch SHAOLIN SOCCER 7 times a week, but watching porn all the time is BORING. Usually I just watch the best scenes, pop my load and re-sell ´em. Sometimes I review ´em, but I usually only pass the job to the others, less-jaded contributors of the mag, to get a really decent review. In fact, the only porn DVD I keep on my private collection is EXHAUSTED, a documentary on John Holmes that comes with a cool commentary track. ..... Edited by - Planet Sex on Sep 14 2002 |
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