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dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 8:15PM
For those who aren't regular readers of Mike Quasarrants.com (a.k.a.Mike Quasar), I've got to ask, why not? Anyway, I thought you'd be interested to hear of Mike's troublesome encounter with 'Alek James Hidell' in Las Vegas last week.
BTW, after seeking his permission to post this excerpt, I received the following reply, which should suffice to cover my ass in the future, as well as to keep me from annoying him ;-)

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While we're on the subject of Extreme, I had a disturbing encounter with porn actor Brandon Irons AKA Alek James Hidell. I've known Brandon since he and his almost bison-like penis first snuck across the Canadian border to pursue his dream of porn stardom years ago. It's been quite some time since I've seen him and It was immediately clear to me that his tenure at Extreme Associates has been detrimental to his mental health. He seems to have aquired a rainman-meets-Luke Ford degree of creepiness. He rambled on and on about "Slap Happifying every fucking whore in this business" as he proudly clutched a VHS copy of his "Slap Happy" series which I understand to be part felatio, part domestic violence in nature. He then embarked on a bitter tirade about how he was "poor, aging and balding". I'm not speechless very often but this was one of those rare occasions where I had no response whatsoever.

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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 9:11PM
I have to admit that I've never seen one of Mike Quasar's movies, but I read his rants religiously. He's possibly the funniest writer to grace the porn industry. I went thru withdrawals when he was away on vacation ;)

His comments on Mr Hidell speak volumes.

tricia_devereaux
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Posted - Jan 12 2001 : 12:21PM
As much as I hate to, I have to admit that Brandon came up to me, in his old personality style, at the convention to say hello and quite gracious.

He says that he has seen the light... we'll see...

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jan 12 2001 : 7:20PM
Okay, blondie. I finally checked out Mike Quasar's site. It's a riot! I'm kicking myself for not checking it out sooner. Thanks for mentioning it again!
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 13 2001 : 4:39PM
Cool Astro, I thought you would like his style. Just be sure to mention who steered you there, as we've worked out our own 'Kickback' program on a per- head basis.
If anyone took that seriously, I've gotta ask, "Are you oughta your friggin mind?" I mean, The Quaze won't even grease the powers that be at AVN, and then he wonders why he can't get over that 3 1/2 A rating hump!!!
I keep tellin him, he's focusing that camera too much, putting way too much time & energy into his films, thus losing sight of the big picture here!
Christ, he could film Zupko's dog humping his leg, it's still gonna get 3 1/2 As!
If he would just re-direct that talent & divert those funds earmarked for his productions into top-shelf hookers & various other considerations, I'm sure he would be rewarded accordingly.
Yeah, we would be deprived of some quality flicks, and Mike would stripped of any shred of self-respect, but so what? What is that when compared to bringing home an $80. trophy that doesn't even have the winners name engraved? Come on..
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