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Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:17PM
I am (or was) a big fan of the Spring Chickens series, but I've always hated the chicken clucking bullshit. I never thought it was cute, and always took advantage of my fast forward button every time it happened.

Now it's gotten worse. I was really looking forward to the scene with Missy, but not only was she clucking the entire time she removed her clothes, but the whole intro was on fast forward. That meant that even if I was deaf and didn't care about the completely stupid noise making, I still couldn't enjoy the strip, because someone at Diabolic (Chico?) thought it would be cute to speed up the scene. Well it wasn't cute, it was extremely annoying.

Did I mention throwing eggs at a girl?

So having the girls make stupid noises wasn't enough, you have to add egg tossing?

Just stop it ok. Stop. Stop! It's not cute. It's not funny. It's a distraction. I don't think most guys want to hear a girl cluck like a chicken, whiles she's getting fucked.

The clucking was annoying.
The egg tossing was annoying.
The fast forwarding was annoying.

My advice. More fucking and less annoying.

Thanks

PS: Seems I'm [ invalid url ] who feels this way.

CC


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Pornmaster Mike
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32DDD
1462 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:22PM
CC, I've never enjoyed the clucking either...

- Pornmaster Mike, if you see my love Nautica and her friend Ms. Taliana send them my way! There's also room for Charmane...
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:24PM
Mallory Marx was the best clucker.

I'm waiting for the sequel, "Clucker Fuckers."

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PornBoy
Deactivated User

642 Posts
2/00
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:38PM
I just think the clucking is stupid. I never really pay attention to it I usually fast forward.
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Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:49PM
Yes, but now the girls are clucking in the middle of the sex act, so fast forwarding can ruin the scene.

CC

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DP Jones
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511 Posts
10/03
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 6:54PM
I think some of the silliness is getting out of hand,although I'd rather see a girl making funny faces than the "OW!OW!OUCH!"or clockwatcher expression.In some ways I think it keeps things loose for the performer.

My biggest disappointment is something like Spring Chickens,oh what was it 6,7?Anyway,the one that had friggin'Serena South,Avena,Nautica and Malorie Marx,yet only Malorie took some anal.I really prefer all Ana/Dia products to be as anal/DP heavy as possible.I realize not all girls do the nasty deeds,but it's disappointing when you have expectations based on what previous volumes contained.I mean Spring Chickens 2 and 3 were fucking HOT!Especially number 3 with Aimee Tyler,Stacy Carpenter and Melanie Jagger all doing great DP's.

I don't know if the clucking should continue since Jon Dough took alot of stuff he did at Ana/Dia and re-uses it in his current vids.

I don't know,silly games are not necessarily bad,but perhaps other things could be done with that time,like having a girl masturbate or oil herself up,etc.

Hey,everyone has an opinion.And that is mine.

"Madonna,you are such a hoo-wa!"
-Danny Devito as Al Goldstein

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DreamWeaver
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288 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 12 2004 : 8:38PM
CC's link doesn't work, but I believe he was referring to my Review of Spring Chickens. I pointed out these same problems with the title.

I like to think the reviewers are helping everyone out - letting you know which titles are good, and which are not so good (granted, everyones opinions of good and bad porn will vary). So my question is, are you guys scanning some of the reviews before you decide to rent/purchase?

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Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 12:25AM
This just points out a fact I see all too often in movies. These guys have to churn out so much product that they become bored with the same-old same-old and either get crazy or stupid. At which point it becomes evident to all that they have no sense of what they're doing besides making easy money in the porn factory.
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EagleSpirit
Member

Somewhere Doing Something Stupid
439 Posts
7/03
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 12:38AM
C'mon now people, what person in their right mind wouldn't think "clucking" women are sexy!!! I haven't seen the film so I can't criticize it. Do these women have feathers stuck up their ass??? Do they "bock" aside from "cluck?" At least tell me they are basted in cum please.
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p_ramezap
Senior Member

1549 Posts
5/03
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 12:42AM
Spring Chicken is not a bad series but has the moronic flaws as you mentioned. What the fuck is a girl clucking supposed to be? maybe someone has a fantasy of fucking chickens at Diabolic. I hope it doesn't come down to girls making horse and goat sounds in their future releases.
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pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 12:51AM
I haven't seen any of the movies from this series, but it all sounds pretty silly. However, I do love most of the stuuf i've seen from Anabolic/Diabolic.

Edited by - pornopunk on 3/13/2004 2:44:37 AM

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DreamWeaver
Member

288 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 1:13AM
Next, Diabolic will release a series titled Fat Pigs .

It'll be heavier set girls that oink during the sex.

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JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

people pay me NOT to get naked
1944 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 1:56AM
Aahhhhh, DUDE! You were right there and ya didn't knock it home...I was cheering for ya, too! What ya wanted to be saying was:
...and this from a dude called cyberchicken , LOL!

"Corruptio optimi pessima..."

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T.L.Tycoon
Member

416 Posts
12/03
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 2:03AM
Well,Im one that particularly likes a pretty girl getting degraded on Film,for my Horny pleasure. Thats why Im fond of A Pie in the face for Ass Cream Pies,A little clucking for Spring chickens;and of course the Catalogue that JM Production puts out.The Gonzo Market is so over saturated;its good to see Companys trying new techniques to get the consumer off. I must say However that it would be unenjoyable for the girl to continue acting like a Chicken after the Sex has commenced.I would probably fast forward that part too. I have not seen the egg throwing incident;but I imagine it's funny as hell to watch;unless the Performer herself;looked as if she was getting hurt.
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EagleSpirit
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Somewhere Doing Something Stupid
439 Posts
7/03
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 2:39AM
I haven't seen the film (once again, just to make things crystal clear). I was jokingly responding to something that maybe I shouldn't have. But as long as I have my toes in my mouth why not go for the whole foot!!! The lack of quality features has been a topic, lack of good spoofs has been a topic. So why not combine Gonzo and Feature?? If a person wants to make a silly movie with some hot sex, how about a spoof of something like Hee Haw?? One could throw in all sorts of redneck jokes and political statements, maintain a certain level of comedy while still producing some hard pounding sex.
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Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 3:02AM
Yes, more fucking less clucking does sound better

For the time being, Spring Chickens is no longer on my auto buy list. I'm going to read reviews of number seven before I even think about buying it. Now way will I spend 20+ bucks to see a girl cluck like a chicken, while she's getting fucked.

The word is annoying, and it's an attitude that has been slowing creeping into "bolics" product for a while now.

It was easier to ignore this crap when the sex was nasty, focused, and hot, but I haven't used those words to describe their movies in quite some time.

I want my old Anabolic/Diabolic back. The guys who just made nasty porn, without the comedy stunts, choking, or subtle dislike of women.

Maybe I shouldn't bash them so strongly. "Bolic" has been getting slagged pretty hard at ADT, and there's always a fear they'll just tune out and stop listening, but is that really worse than fans tuning out and stop buying.

CC

Edited by - Cyberchicken on 3/13/2004 3:04:18 AM

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von_swine
Member

Dominance & Persecution.
919 Posts
1/04
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 5:40AM
Fat Pigs??, that sounds totally hot! Im waaay into fat chicks. hell, if I can be in it we could call it 'Fat And Fucked UP',(since Im both). somebody out there do this before I HAVE to!! lates, Von S.
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Sammyboy
Member

308 Posts
8/01
Posted - Mar 13 2004 : 6:11AM
Well, the clucking bit is
kinda silly but I don't mind if it keeps things loose. The egg routine sounds stupid and so is the pie in the face. I
guess Jon Dough was a fan of
the old Foghorn Leghorn
cartoons as a kid because
the chicken bit is just a
spin on the "You're a chicken
and I'm a chicken hawk" stuff
from those. What that has to
do with porn, I have no idea.
Just something he thought was
funny.
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