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Robbie
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884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Sep 14 2005 : 7:36AM
This is an idea for a new feature based on The Producers a.k.a. Springtime for Hitler.

I saw this show and though it was hilarious. It's ripe for being ripped off and made into a porn feature! (knowing my luck its probably been done already)

In summary, it's about a couple of producers who try and make the worst show ever so that it will flop. Instead, the show turns about to be brilliant and is a box office hit. The porn version would be about trying to make the worst porn feature ever, but turns out winning like 10 awards and becomes an all-time classic.

With me so far? Cool.

It would only need a minimal set and would be very easy to cast, with the exception of Hilter – actually, maybe Erik Everhard could pull it off with a moustache. What do you think? Any other serious suggestions?

There are plenty of possibilities for Eva's character. Although the lucky starlet has to be able to pull off a believable Swedish accent and ideally have blond hair, or wear a wig or be prepared to colour it. How's your Swedish accent girls?

How about Ron Jeremy in a non-sex role as The Producer?

I'll keep this brief because you probably won't read all this if you haven't seen The Producers or just don't like features. You might also rip of my idea (which would be cool actually!).

If you have seen it, then who would you cast? Any ideas on modifying the script to include lots of fucking?

Would certainly get in trouble for using the title Springtime for Hitler, so may have to consider calling it something else like Summertime for Hitler instead!

Here's some links.

Review
Samples
imdb

These were from a quick google, please post better ones if you can find them. The Producers plays on Drury Lane, London and Broadway, New York.

JMO
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UK
104 Posts
2/01
Posted - Sep 23 2005 : 9:20AM
Been there, done that. Although the picture doesn't rip off Mel Brooks (and there would be hell to pay if they had), there's The First Nudie Musical (1976, Paramount) starring Cindy Williams which is a sort of R-rated version of the Producers. Exploitation producer has idea of making a porno musical. Cue cringe-making musical number about dancing dildoes.
Robbie
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884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Sep 23 2005 : 9:39AM
Okay, thanks for the info JMO!
Redish All-Star Supporter
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4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - Sep 23 2005 : 3:35PM
Thanks for getting that damn song stuck in my head.

RubyRed
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203 Posts
2/05
Posted - Sep 24 2005 : 4:27AM
And never forget the R-rated Meet the Feebles. That song about Sodomy... what a blast. What ever happened to the old style Peter Jackson?
 
JMO
Member

UK
104 Posts
2/01
Posted - Sep 30 2005 : 8:18PM
Robbie, just because the idea's been done before doesn't mean nobody can do it again. There's an old adage about there's nothing new under the sun, and that goes double for porn.

I think a movie about somebody trying to make the most surefire disaster porn movie which turns out to be the hottest ticket could be the funniest thing ever made.

You could have your "proper" bits of porn happening as behind-the-scenes while the stuff being filmed for the movie would be happening off-screen and be as vile and disgusting as your imagination can bear. "Now Adolf, pick up the duck..."

Everybody who sees the movie is absolutely horrified, but then somebody leaks a copy on the internet. Suddenly it's the movie of the hour and our hero is deluged by offers to make more. Until the Feds turn up.

"No one... has ever lost money by underestimating the great masses of the plain people" - HL Mencken.

Robbie
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884 Posts
1/05
Posted - Oct 3 2005 : 6:37AM
I agree JMO, if done right it would be hilarious!

I must jot down jokes and stuff when I think of them. You never know, one day I might post a script! Cheers for the inspiration.


sand
New Member

4 Posts
10/05
Posted - Oct 4 2005 : 7:03PM
yeah, only if it done right!!!



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