If I was him I would work until I literally died on the set at 70 years old after having just gone splish-splash in the mouth of the hottest new 19 year old starlet of the year 2039.
#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03
Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 8:05PM
Hard to imagine even death causing him to retire. I would expect that in lieu of burial or cremation, he would leave instructions that he be stuffed and mounted, with fully erect shvantz, and rented out by his heirs as a prop for necrophilia porn.
Check out this website and you will see he is not retired. He'll be performing tomorrow afternoon with Eva Angelina and David Perry. http://www.livegonzo.com
Just a couple of days ago, Nica Noelle updated her facebook status saying she was about to go shoot Steve Holmes and Manuel. Doesn't sound like he's retired...
Retired to do what, exactly...? Compose a novel? Paint some landscapes? Perhaps record an album? Hell... maybe even etch a scetch! I seriously doubt this.
Oh, and in recent news -- The Queen of England has decided the aristochracy is a little passe, opting instead for Marxism, as it's a little more progressive.
Oh, and I just heard that Tom no longer needs Jerry!
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Ass fucking/ foot fetish/ pantyhose= insanity! 465 Posts 3/10
Posted - Mar 25 2010 : 11:56PM
I'm sure Steve Holmes is a very nice man and I wish him the best but as a performer, I found his ability to actually penetrate utterly lacking. I have passed up countless videos just because they contained him.
^ I like Jaktarn's idea. Folks as you can see by some of the posts above, he's clearly NOT retired. Feel free to talk about Steve in the threads about him in the "Star Crossed" forum though.