It's just something about this guy, that makes me laugh.
I can come home from a terrible day at work. And feeling just down right lousy. And I pop in a movie of his,
and you either see him fucking some girls hair, her armpit, or some crazy place like the back of her knees, and you just know, that everything is right in the universe.
He just brings a smile to my face.
And he's even considerate. Remember the scene in 18 Birthday Presents from Private. Where he uses Vaseline, in that hot brunettes ass, before he penetrates her.
I hadn't seen anything like that, since I watched Last Tango in Paris, with Marlon Brando fucking the girl in the ass with butter.
Hey Steve, if you ever read this post, please recreate the Marlon Brando scene in a porn movie, using BUTTER.
You should be crowned the King of Porn.
Oh, what's the title of that movie where you put your ball sack, inside of Taylor Rains pussy? That was funny.
Now is that real butter where's talking about here? Because I've vowed a long time ago that margarine shall never touch this tight little pinkhole. I'm a snob about my condiments.
I think I see a Papa Holmes' Butter-Butts in your future, Mr. Holmes.
You need to rent Last Tango In Paris with Marlon Brando, and pause the DVD on the butter bowl scene. It kinda looks like Margarine, but it looks alot like stick butter.
On a side note, will fucking a girl in her ass using butter raise her cholesterol level???
Come on Steve try this manuever. Give the fans what they want. And you always blow pretty BIG LOADS. Not those HOBO Loads that Max Hardcore blows. LOL!!!!!
You could always give the girl a couple pills of Lipitor after the scene. 2 - 10 mg. tablets should do the trick.
Butter would be the safer choice since margarine has trans fat.
Steve Holmes is da man. I'm trying to collect all scenes where he's sharing a girl with Manuel Ferrara, dp, because girls can't get fucked any better than that.
Speaking of Taylor Rain, in Full Anal Access 2, BTS Steve sticks his tounge inside her ass, and Michael Stefano (I think) freaks out 'Your whole tounge's going in there!'
What makes Steve great is that he is naturally such a pervert! Or, as the pornstar Dru Berrymore once said: "If Steve Holmes wasn't in porn, he be in prison."
I haven't seen that movie yet. I wonder what her asshole tasted like. Maybe it tasted like chicken. Steve does Taylor Rains butthole taste like chicken? Man I would love to try that. After Steve was done tasting it, I would've loved to get in a couple of licks too. Hhhm if only Taylor Rain had sex with her fans. One can dream. I wish she would go the Christi Lake route, and do some kind of FanFuxxx series.
I now have Steve's Nothing Butt Fun from EA as well as Romancing The Ass from Mach 2. Also coming out April 2nd from Mach 2 is Steve Holmes' Nasty POV starring Samilla Hall, Gilda Robert, Conny, Jennifer Love & Leda Parish.
Steve is a good friend of mine and shoots a 44 magnum like it's gravy. I don't kiss ass but he's the best all-around performer I've ever seen in this industry.
Of the two I like Bamboo the most. Wow!!! She's hot. I'm gonna have to buy Gangland 27 now. I've been slowly collecting those. And YES Steve Holmes definetly has to do both of those girls.
Yeah, I wish. Unfortunately for her porn fans, chances are India is gone, unless her music career flounders.
As for Bamboo, it doesn't appear that Spiegler got her any work the last time she came over, so if Steve's going to hook up with her it will have to be in France.
No way, Peter North has been in the business 20 years as well as Randy West, Randy Spears. Mark Davis and Vince Voyuer have been in the business over 10 years each.
Steve Holmes @ AEBN
Posted - Mar 13 2007 : 9:49PM
