Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 Posted - Nov 25 2006 : 6:44PM A bit of ad copy really but interesting nonetheless. Edited to correct URL in link.
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[Link] croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 Posted - Nov 25 2006 : 10:11PM
If they don't send out an unmarked van with masked thugs to recover my laptop and rough up the thief, I don't feel taken care of.[Link] budtugley Senior Member One man's trash can be the next man's treasure. 1187 Posts 1/04 Posted - Dec 12 2006 : 2:11AM
Some people put LoJack on their laptops. Particularly those with sensitve information. What car thieves do is park a stolen car in a shopping center lot or out on the street. If the car hasn't been towed away it probably doesn't have LoJack so then the thieves chop it, transport it to Mexico, send it overseas, drive it around for awhile, whatever.[Link] Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 1:04AM
The geeky sissy weirdo part of me sort of loves the bit about the machine will start shouting that its been stolen - scary![Link] nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 Posted - Dec 13 2006 : 8:25PM
Loraine wrote:
The geeky sissy weirdo part of me sort of loves the bit about the machine will start shouting that its been stolen - scary!
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Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 8:57AM
If my ass starts screaming that it's been stolen they're gonna know who to come looking for. Edited by - Loraine on 12/14/2006 8:58:02 AM
[Link] K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 12:14PM
You mean that spatula is a muffler, Loraine?[Link] Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 1:15PM
K wrote:
You mean that spatula is a muffler, Loraine?
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Only if I can wrap it around my, errr ... neck.
[Link] Bornyo Deactivated Member 803 Posts 12/04 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 3:35PM
What's the sound of spatula splatter?[Link] Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 4:42PM
K wrote:
You mean that spatula is a muffler, Loraine?
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A silencer K, a silencer.[Link] Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 4:48PM
Redish wrote:
K wrote:
You mean that spatula is a muffler, Loraine?
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Only if I can wrap it around my, errr ... neck.
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Too long at ADT and a vivid visual imagination means I "see" pictures that perhaps I shouldn't ought to.. Bornyo wrote
What's the sound of spatula splatter?
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I believe it sounds uncannily like "Yesss! Yesss! Yesss!"[Link] K Smitten Kitten Cloud 9 530 Posts 2/06 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 6:14PM
Loraine wrote:
A silencer K, a silencer.
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Or a White Butterfly-swatter?[Link] Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 Posted - Dec 14 2006 : 11:28PM
Loraine wrote:
Too long at ADT and a vivid visual imagination means I "see" pictures that perhaps I shouldn't ought to..
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Nahhhhhhhhh ...
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