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major sharp
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246 Posts
2/04
Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:32PM
Why do studios like RLD come up with these stupid titles like Elastic Assholes or Cumfilled assholes.
eyeman
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149 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:46PM
Those titles are a lot better than some mainstreem movie title rip offs that I remember from the 80's: "Romancing the Bone," "Hannah Does Her Sisters," and "Miami Spice"
Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:48PM
major,

I think they're just running out of titles (or inspiration)!

But seriously, just how many different ways can you say "asshole"?

Jules Jordan is at the opposite end of the spectrum. e.g.,

* Weapons of Ass Destruction (probably the best title I've ever heard for a porn series)
* Feeding Frenzy
* Flesh Hunter

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:50PM
Check out this old thread for some real laughers!

Humorous possible porn flick names

Edited by - Cumwhipper on 8/22/2004 11:50:50 PM

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 1:40AM
I loved those '80s titles, some were hilarious.
 
Spew
Deactivated User

Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
334 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 1:47AM
"Brittney Spears gets SPEARED"


and ONE IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK

Edited by - I spew on my face on 8/23/2004 1:48:40 AM

Zartyr
Member

700 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 9:22AM
Hehe, I remember a movie which was to be titled "Jurassic Fuck", but then due to a (proposed?) law suit it had to be renamed to "Angriff der Pornosaurier".
I don't know if there is an English title for it, but it would translate as "Attack Of The Pornsaurs".
oatmeal
Meat Popsicle

Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 9:59AM
"Good Porn Hunting", the documentary of a hapless pervert's search for decent porn.

Doesn't exist but it should.

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 10:56PM
How about Juranal Park and Eight isn't Enough with Leena?
The amazing Peter North cum shot onto Madison's sunglasses in Total Reball ?.
major sharp
Deactivated User

246 Posts
2/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 11:27PM
Doesn't anyone feel kind of creepy when you go up the video store and hand the teenage clerk Elastic Assholes?
Spew
Deactivated User

Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
334 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 11:36PM
Well, I'm the teenage kid BUYING the porn, and thats far creepier. Especially when the guy/girl at the counter is 30+ and scary looking...hence I just order online 95% of the time!
croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:07AM
1.) Not at all. In fact there are a couple I have gone out with. Maybe they were in their early 20s, but still.
2.) Prices are better online.
3.) I've been doing this since I was 18. Worked the other side of the counter too. I laughed more at the ones that acted furtive and ashamed.
EgoDrama
Member

8 Posts
8/04
Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 5:20AM
I don't care for the titles, it's just funny when films are named e.g. "School of cock" etc. :-)

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sachunglo
Member

SPERMAN OAKS
48 Posts
1/04
Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 6:33AM
any parody of mainstream movies is pretty funny

"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
"Edward Penishands"
"Mrs Assfire"
"Forrest Hump"
"American Booty"
etc...


GetCool
Member

94 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 10:04PM
I find many of the titles to be getting just downright hilarious. I think my favorite title of all time has got to be "One in the Pink, One in the Stink" I still can't get over that one...

What's funny about a lot of these titles is their sheer frankness. Straight to the point and no dodging the subject matter. "Fucked in the Pooper," "Cum-Filled Asshole Overload," "Cum Swapping Sluts," etc. As funny as they may be, I admit I'd be too embarassed to buy a copy of "Cum Fart Cocktails," for example, in person at the local shop.

 
Black Coffee
Member

128 Posts
3/01
Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 11:20PM
A few years ago, I tried to watch one called "IndeREARdence Day." It was awful. Guys wore rubber alien masks and claw-type gloves while fucking girls they found alone in the woods. I also seem to remember a spaceship built out of cardboard and aluminum foil, but I could be wrong. The alien sound effects were hilarious. I couldn't make it past the first ten minutes though. Strangly enough, I wish I could watch it again just to see if it was really as bad as I remember.
dandelion
Member

24 Posts
6/04
Posted - Aug 27 2004 : 4:54AM
Anyone happened to see "Harry Popper"?
Spew
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Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus!
334 Posts
7/04
Posted - Aug 27 2004 : 4:59AM
LOL
eyeman
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149 Posts
4/00
Posted - Aug 29 2004 : 9:56AM
That list is classic! Thanks Cumwhipper.

Edited by - eyeman on 8/29/2004 9:57:54 AM

Cumwhipper
Senior Member

4050 Posts
3/04
Posted - Aug 29 2004 : 1:31PM
You're welcome eyeman. That list has had me practically rolling on the floor several times now!
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 28 2005 : 8:57PM
Cumwhipper, that list is really great!

There's a lot of cartoon stuff they could use, too. What about


- Assterix and Oralix

- Sphincterman

- Dick Arouse and Donald Fuck

- Lucky Puke

- Fucks Bunnies


and my favourite TV series

- The Pimp-Sons


edited to add - Hooterama

oh, don't forget - Pop in the Eye

Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 1/28/2005 9:24:40 PM

Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 1/28/2005 9:26:51 PM

CG_Gurl80
Member

Sexy Bitches
486 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 28 2005 : 11:49PM
I agree with the poster who said that "Weapons of Ass Destruction" had to be one of the best titles ever for a porn series. I also remember seeing a title years ago called "Super Hornio Brothers."

And yes, that would be odd buying a copy of "Cum Fart Cocktails" in person, hehe. "1 Night In Paris" was also ingenious in my opinion for it's simplicity.

Endless Loop
Senior Member

Tomatometer
1129 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 12:22AM
I used too, but these days its well worth the price of admission, just see'in the looks on the faces n some of the cuties working the registers, who with box cover in hand, have to go fetch the actual movies.

Infact one mega-video outlet that handles both adult and general audience flicks, has a high turnover rate, and what seems a new trainee every other week.
The other day I picked up Devil Film's recent, "Stuff my Ass Full of Cum,". Most can't help but let out a half giggle, even those who try to block it out, will find it a challenge to avoid visualizing a title like that, especially when theres a descrepancy of name, or series number.

"Oh, I'm sorry, you've got "Cum in the Ass, Not in My Mouth 2" which I already have". The one you need to get is called "Stuff my Ass Full of Cum," which is close to "Ass Full of Cum", but its "Stuffed", and by someone else entirely".


Edited by - Endless Loop on 1/29/2005 12:46:49 AM

Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 12:57AM
It was. I was the cameraman.

Quaze

Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 2:54AM
Some other notable retarded titles that I have been invloved with in some capacity...

Poop dreams
San Fernando Jones and the temple of poon
and my personal favorite - Mighty Hermaphroditey

Quaze

 
younggabe
Member

Macedonia
48 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 9:31AM
Anyone who is religious will find Thomas Zupko's abyss unacceptable
Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:06AM
My personal favourites:

"Sheepless in Montana"
"On Golden Blonde"
"Sperms of Endearment"

NeilUK
Member

Leeds (UK)
37 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 6:34PM
No one has ever done the one I thought of

"Star Sex The Next Penetration" starring

Jean Luc Fucard

Models from UK and USA

Jerka.S
Member

218 Posts
5/03
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:17PM
Belive it or not, there's even a title that says:

Lord Of The G-Strings - Femaleship of the string

As seen here

NeilUK
Member

Leeds (UK)
37 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:43PM

Yes , starring the stunning Anoushka, who I am honoured to say is my friend
She also starred in Women In Black and Playmate Of The Apes
Sometimes known as Anushka in her h/c days, she is now sadly retired from all types of modelling

Anoushka

NeilUK

Models from UK and USA

Dean Wormer
Senior Member

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
1048 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 3:24AM
"any parody of mainstream movies is pretty funny

"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
"Edward Penishands"
"Mrs Assfire"
"Forrest Hump"
"American Booty"
etc..."

I remember Mr. Assfire being mentioned on an episode of Married With Children.

NeilUK
Member

Leeds (UK)
37 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 5:55AM
Then there's Buffy The Vampire Layer, Inspect Her Gadget... courtesy of a Friends episode


Neil

Models from UK and USA

jewel denyle
Platinum X Pictures

769 Posts
4/03
Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 10:26AM
Shitty,Shitty, Bang-Bang

Cumfart Cocktails

Cum in my face and I'll spit it back

Down with Whitey

DVDwishes
ComX

1060 Posts
7/04
Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 11:32AM
about 90% of porn titles are stupid, but that doesn't keep the porn buying public from not buying them. actually the dumber the title the more likely someone will pick it up.



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