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major sharp Deactivated User 246 Posts 2/04	Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:32PM Why do studios like RLD come up with these stupid titles like Elastic Assholes or Cumfilled assholes. [Link]
eyeman Member 149 Posts 4/00	Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:46PM Those titles are a lot better than some mainstreem movie title rip offs that I remember from the 80's: "Romancing the Bone," "Hannah Does Her Sisters," and "Miami Spice" [Link]
Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:48PM major, I think they're just running out of titles (or inspiration)! But seriously, just how many different ways can you say "asshole"? Jules Jordan is at the opposite end of the spectrum. e.g., * Weapons of Ass Destruction (probably the best title I've ever heard for a porn series) * Feeding Frenzy * Flesh Hunter [Link]
Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 22 2004 : 11:50PM eyeman wrote: Those titles are a lot better than some mainstreem movie title rip offs that I remember from the 80's: "Romancing the Bone," "Hannah Does Her Sisters," and "Miami Spice" Click to expand Check out this old thread for some real laughers! Humorous possible porn flick names Edited by - Cumwhipper on 8/22/2004 11:50:50 PM [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 1:40AM I loved those '80s titles, some were hilarious. [Link]

Spew Deactivated User Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus! 334 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 1:47AM "Brittney Spears gets SPEARED" and ONE IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK Edited by - I spew on my face on 8/23/2004 1:48:40 AM [Link]
Zartyr Member 700 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 9:22AM eyeman wrote: Those titles are a lot better than some mainstreem movie title rip offs that I remember from the 80's: "Romancing the Bone," "Hannah Does Her Sisters," and "Miami Spice" Click to expand Hehe, I remember a movie which was to be titled "Jurassic Fuck", but then due to a (proposed?) law suit it had to be renamed to "Angriff der Pornosaurier". I don't know if there is an English title for it, but it would translate as "Attack Of The Pornsaurs". [Link]
oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 9:59AM "Good Porn Hunting", the documentary of a hapless pervert's search for decent porn. Doesn't exist but it should. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 10:56PM How about Juranal Park and Eight isn't Enough with Leena? The amazing Peter North cum shot onto Madison's sunglasses in Total Reball ?. [Link]
major sharp Deactivated User 246 Posts 2/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 11:27PM Doesn't anyone feel kind of creepy when you go up the video store and hand the teenage clerk Elastic Assholes? [Link]
Spew Deactivated User Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus! 334 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 23 2004 : 11:36PM major sharp wrote: Doesn't anyone feel kind of creepy when you go up the video store and hand the teenage clerk Elastic Assholes? Click to expand Well, I'm the teenage kid BUYING the porn, and thats far creepier. Especially when the guy/girl at the counter is 30+ and scary looking...hence I just order online 95% of the time! [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 3:07AM major sharp wrote: Doesn't anyone feel kind of creepy when you go up the video store and hand the teenage clerk Elastic Assholes? Click to expand 1.) Not at all. In fact there are a couple I have gone out with. Maybe they were in their early 20s, but still. 2.) Prices are better online. 3.) I've been doing this since I was 18. Worked the other side of the counter too. I laughed more at the ones that acted furtive and ashamed. [Link]
EgoDrama Member 8 Posts 8/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 5:20AM I don't care for the titles, it's just funny when films are named e.g. "School of cock" etc. :-) EgoDrama - supported by Stockholm [Link]
sachunglo Member SPERMAN OAKS 48 Posts 1/04	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 6:33AM any parody of mainstream movies is pretty funny "Shaving Ryan's Privates" "Edward Penishands" "Mrs Assfire" "Forrest Hump" "American Booty" etc... [Link]
GetCool Member 94 Posts 1/03	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 10:04PM I find many of the titles to be getting just downright hilarious. I think my favorite title of all time has got to be "One in the Pink, One in the Stink" I still can't get over that one... What's funny about a lot of these titles is their sheer frankness. Straight to the point and no dodging the subject matter. "Fucked in the Pooper," "Cum-Filled Asshole Overload," "Cum Swapping Sluts," etc. As funny as they may be, I admit I'd be too embarassed to buy a copy of "Cum Fart Cocktails," for example, in person at the local shop. [Link]

Black Coffee Member 128 Posts 3/01	Posted - Aug 24 2004 : 11:20PM A few years ago, I tried to watch one called "IndeREARdence Day." It was awful. Guys wore rubber alien masks and claw-type gloves while fucking girls they found alone in the woods. I also seem to remember a spaceship built out of cardboard and aluminum foil, but I could be wrong. The alien sound effects were hilarious. I couldn't make it past the first ten minutes though. Strangly enough, I wish I could watch it again just to see if it was really as bad as I remember. [Link]
dandelion Member 24 Posts 6/04	Posted - Aug 27 2004 : 4:54AM Anyone happened to see "Harry Popper"? [Link]
Spew Deactivated User Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus! 334 Posts 7/04	Posted - Aug 27 2004 : 4:59AM LOL [Link]
eyeman Member 149 Posts 4/00	Posted - Aug 29 2004 : 9:56AM Cumwhipper wrote: eyeman wrote: Those titles are a lot better than some mainstreem movie title rip offs that I remember from the 80's: "Romancing the Bone," "Hannah Does Her Sisters," and "Miami Spice" Click to expand Check out this old thread for some real laughers! Humorous possible porn flick names Edited by - Cumwhipper on 8/22/2004 11:50:50 PM Click to expand That list is classic! Thanks Cumwhipper. Edited by - eyeman on 8/29/2004 9:57:54 AM [Link]
Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04	Posted - Aug 29 2004 : 1:31PM eyeman wrote: That list is classic! Thanks Cumwhipper. Click to expand You're welcome eyeman. That list has had me practically rolling on the floor several times now! [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jan 28 2005 : 8:57PM Cumwhipper, that list is really great! There's a lot of cartoon stuff they could use, too. What about - Assterix and Oralix - Sphincterman - Dick Arouse and Donald Fuck - Lucky Puke - Fucks Bunnies and my favourite TV series - The Pimp-Sons edited to add - Hooterama oh, don't forget - Pop in the Eye Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 1/28/2005 9:24:40 PM Edited by - VincentVanGauge on 1/28/2005 9:26:51 PM [Link]
CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 28 2005 : 11:49PM I agree with the poster who said that "Weapons of Ass Destruction" had to be one of the best titles ever for a porn series. I also remember seeing a title years ago called "Super Hornio Brothers." And yes, that would be odd buying a copy of "Cum Fart Cocktails" in person, hehe. "1 Night In Paris" was also ingenious in my opinion for it's simplicity. [Link]
Endless Loop Senior Member Tomatometer 1129 Posts 8/04	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 12:22AM major sharp wrote: Doesn't anyone feel kind of creepy when you go up the video store and hand the teenage clerk Elastic Assholes? Click to expand I used too, but these days its well worth the price of admission, just see'in the looks on the faces n some of the cuties working the registers, who with box cover in hand, have to go fetch the actual movies. Infact one mega-video outlet that handles both adult and general audience flicks, has a high turnover rate, and what seems a new trainee every other week. The other day I picked up Devil Film's recent, "Stuff my Ass Full of Cum,". Most can't help but let out a half giggle, even those who try to block it out, will find it a challenge to avoid visualizing a title like that, especially when theres a descrepancy of name, or series number. "Oh, I'm sorry, you've got "Cum in the Ass, Not in My Mouth 2" which I already have". The one you need to get is called "Stuff my Ass Full of Cum," which is close to "Ass Full of Cum", but its "Stuffed", and by someone else entirely". Edited by - Endless Loop on 1/29/2005 12:46:49 AM [Link]
Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 12:57AM Black Coffee wrote: A few years ago, I tried to watch one called "IndeREARdence Day." It was awful. Guys wore rubber alien masks and claw-type gloves while fucking girls they found alone in the woods. I also seem to remember a spaceship built out of cardboard and aluminum foil, but I could be wrong. The alien sound effects were hilarious. I couldn't make it past the first ten minutes though. Strangly enough, I wish I could watch it again just to see if it was really as bad as I remember. Click to expand It was. I was the cameraman. Quaze [Link]
Mike Quasar Zero Tolerance Reluctant pornographer 1765 Posts 7/01	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 2:54AM Some other notable retarded titles that I have been invloved with in some capacity... Poop dreams San Fernando Jones and the temple of poon and my personal favorite - Mighty Hermaphroditey Quaze [Link]

younggabe Member Macedonia 48 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 9:31AM Anyone who is religious will find Thomas Zupko's abyss unacceptable [Link]
Cuddly Wombat Senior Member Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:06AM My personal favourites: "Sheepless in Montana" "On Golden Blonde" "Sperms of Endearment" [Link]
NeilUK Member Leeds (UK) 37 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 6:34PM No one has ever done the one I thought of "Star Sex The Next Penetration" starring Jean Luc Fucard Models from UK and USA [Link]
Jerka.S Member 218 Posts 5/03	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:17PM Belive it or not, there's even a title that says: Lord Of The G-Strings - Femaleship of the string As seen here [Link]
NeilUK Member Leeds (UK) 37 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 29 2005 : 10:43PM Yes , starring the stunning Anoushka, who I am honoured to say is my friend She also starred in Women In Black and Playmate Of The Apes Sometimes known as Anushka in her h/c days, she is now sadly retired from all types of modelling Anoushka NeilUK Models from UK and USA [Link]
Dean Wormer Senior Member Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1048 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 3:24AM "any parody of mainstream movies is pretty funny "Shaving Ryan's Privates" "Edward Penishands" "Mrs Assfire" "Forrest Hump" "American Booty" etc..." I remember Mr. Assfire being mentioned on an episode of Married With Children. [Link]
NeilUK Member Leeds (UK) 37 Posts 1/05	Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 5:55AM Then there's Buffy The Vampire Layer, Inspect Her Gadget... courtesy of a Friends episode Neil Models from UK and USA [Link]
jewel denyle Platinum X Pictures 769 Posts 4/03	Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 10:26AM Shitty,Shitty, Bang-Bang Cumfart Cocktails Cum in my face and I'll spit it back Down with Whitey [Link]
DVDwishes ComX 1060 Posts 7/04	Posted - Jan 30 2005 : 11:32AM about 90% of porn titles are stupid, but that doesn't keep the porn buying public from not buying them. actually the dumber the title the more likely someone will pick it up. [Link]

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