How about any Max Hardcore movie? Choose from the following Shakespearean dialogues: -"Yeaaaahh, Here it comes..yeah, oh yeahhh" as he is urinating on some womans face or in her mouth.
Thankfully I've forgotten what movie it was,but the idiot director wouldn't shut up commenting on the scene as he filmed it.The porn actor was fingering a woman's ass and pussy at the same time.
Irritating director:"Hey it looks like a bowling ball,yeh,like a 9/10 split you got there....."
About 25 years ago as I was sitting in a porno theater in Dallas as I watched a film that luckly I have forgotten the title of, as a guy picked up this young girl as she got of the bus. They go to his apartment and as he is off screen fixing a couple of drinks their is a long pause as we are watching the young lady. Then we hear the director whisper to her "Say something". She then says the immortal words "Nice place you got here" Who says there are no real actresses in porno. Wayne
I must have shot the following lines far more times than I'd like to remember: "Fuck me harder with your huge, big, black cock, you mother fucker!" I would have much preferred her whispering:"You mother fucker...", and only once.
But the classic dumb line, as Jack Remy once told me, was (back in the early seventies) in a film where Herschel Savage, in a role as a judge, was fucking Angel Kelly in a sex scene in the "Judges chambers". The line was delivered at the point of no return, where it's likely to never have any retakes, the "wet shot". Of course you know what's coming, just as Jack Remy feared, as the film was grinding close to the end of the roll...
"Here comes the judge..."
Jack shot and directing this one, and all he could say when it was over was: "I guess we'll keep it."
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Jan 7 2003 : 1:36AM
I was just kidding. In fact, I know what you mean. My memory isn't what it used to be, and I am a historian (no kidding). If you have more to remember, you have also more to forget.
Take care, and "remember" to make another flick with a decent toilet scene, like you used to do in your heydays. Surely, any company worth its salt will see the possibilities of such a project.
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Jan 11 2011 : 11:05AM
I've had to see this one at least a hundred times. A girl is in the middle of giving a blowjob to guy. From out of nowhere another guy wanders in and asks the first guy "What's going on?" What's going on? Did you leave your fucking seeing eye dog outside? What do you mean what's going on? I know every picture doesn't necessarily tell a story but this one does. And to make it even worse, of course the idiot gets to join in. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong--you are not supposed to reward utter stupidity. Kick his ass out, tell him to fucking knock the next time instead of just wandering in and don't ask the stupidest fucking question that could possibly be asked given the situation.
"Breast of haunch?"..."Does my life depend on it?" 91 Posts 11/10
Posted - Jan 11 2011 : 11:50AM
I find it always kind of strange or even irritating if the girl screams "Fuck the shit out of me" during an anal scene. Creates some disgusting immaginations.....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but one that stuck in my head was from Jenna Haze as she was sucking a guy off right after getting fucked in her ass (by the same guy): [I paraphrase] "Mmmm, I think I can taste the turkey sandwich I had for lunch yesterday." The reaction that comes to mind is: No'ho!!
Herschel Savage wrote the book on this. I think it was in Babewatch 11 that he was fucking Shasta. He took his dick (his 'gavel,' as he put it; Shasta plays the mayor in this one) and whapped it on the outside of her pussy and said, "Order in the cunt! Order in the cunt!" Even dumber though, Shasta said, "Oh, that turns me on."
I don't recall the name of the movie or if it was from a website or something. It's 2 girls in the back of a schoolbus, one is a really annoying blonde with a high pitched voice with the most irritating accent. The other shows her clit to which the annoying answers: "awwww may gawd u pierced ur puwssy, gawd I can't belieeve you pierced ur puwssy, where'dju do thawt"
before jenna gets dp'd in pretty as they cum asks the guys if they wanna make a jenna sandwich lol... i seen a lot of jenna and she only delivers lines that are super sexy during porn
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Posted - Feb 4 2011 : 6:26PM
For me, when girls tell jokes that are in the script, It's not really funny. When girls are either Ad-Libbing or Inside-Jokes; I love those comments like: (All From Brazzers.com) - Sophie Dee "Your Assholes talking to me" - Nikki Hunter "I'm Hungry. For Big Sausages" (Pulling An Ace Ventura Naked with Nikki Benz Interviewing her) - Nikki Benz "I Can't do that, I'm too white" (Talking about ass shaking with Mason Moore) - Claire Dames "Your Ass Stinks" (While an Unknown Actress sat on her face)
"The loadman cometh" -Peter North- "give me that dirty shit dick" (or something like that) -forget the girl but was in Tori Black is Pretty Filthy 2 i think-
There was some early 80's flick with a guy and a chick in a motel room and the guy was supposed to be a trucker. He uttered what had to be the stupidest line I think I've ever heard: "I'm gonna build my peter...uh...like my Peterbilt outside" At some point during the scene, the chick asks if she can spit his load back in his mouth after he comes. He thinks for a second and says "sure". At the end of the scene, the chick pushes him back on the bed after he spooges in her mouth and crawls up to him and is about to spit back to him and he turns his head and says "I changed my mind". Didn't seem planned either as the chick laughs her ass off.
i still remember some of the things Jenna said so breathlessly to Mark Davis in Internally Yours #2 "I can't wait to feel you cum inside me! Feel you squirt your load!" the lady knows how to talk
Yes, he did from what I can see here. Unfortunately Henri has passed on now, it would have been very interesting to pick his brain regarding porn as he produced for so long in porn's heyday. As for the dialogue (yes, that is the correct spelling), the stupidest and most predictable is a faked "Oh, oh, oh, oh, Ohhhhhhhh", then the woman supposedly orgasms (and sometimes squirts a bucket full of whatever that substance is called -- the squirt is obviously faked by the amount that appears). Edited by - mharris127 on 10/16/2011 5:07:58 PM
My favourite is in 'Once You Go Black 3'. Kaylynn is sucking on a cock and the guy says 'I like how you touch me miss. I can feel your energy'. The line is so hilariously lame that Kaylynn starts laughing while she's sucking him and says 'what the fuck - shut up'. A great, fun scene.