I crave vampire porn, but for whatever reason there just are too few titles out there and of those, too few worth the plastic they burned to make them. I can see the industry asking themselves why should another film be made here. But there is opportunity for those who want to do it right and make a kick-ass vampire flick. That film could easily win awards and sequels.

Almost any porn flick could be made into a vampire porn flick. And yes, a good vampire flick will have the potential victim tease the viewer with her neck, show her neck a lot, and finally deliver a bite scene where the victim is bit in the neck and then sucked dry! A scene like that would ensure that the victim wouldn't be the only one passing out seeing this film. Vampire porn need not be gory, in fact I think one filled with the passion of romance and serious love making would appeal far better to all. It would for me. Just my 2 cents. Thanks for asking.

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4. Stop fu##ing showing us the guys' faces. I really don't need to see this guy, and especially not during the cumshot. Keep the camera on her, I don't need to see his ugly contorted face for 10 seconds!

5. Use good lighting.

Seriously. I swear I could do a better job than 50% of porn producers out there. How difficult is it to get the lighting right, and to understand that guys don't want to see guys?

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Edited by - Dracula on 11/11/2006 6:32:37 PM

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First, I'd name some of the directors who I think do a really nice job and suggest that newcomers to the business or those who feel that their formula is getting stagnant watch some flicks directed by them.

I think Mike John, Brandon Iron and Jake Malone are all really making some great stuff lately. I'm sure there are others who are doing great as well but I only have so much time to watch porn. LOL!

You can't go wrong using real freaks for the female (and male) roles. They can pretty much direct themselves. They know what other freaks want to see.

Don't coax girls into doing stuff they don't like. I don't care how good of an actor a girl is, it's always readily apparent if she doesn't enjoy a mouthful of cum. I'd rather not see the oral cumshot at all than to see that sour "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!" look and see the girl spit it all out.

Don't put girls who don't do anal in anal movies. People who don't like anal sex probably aren't going to buy anal themed movies anyway.

Do try and match the girls and guys who have the best chemistry. There's nothing worse than watching two people who aren't into each other in the slightest trying to fuck. The dude can't get wood, the girl looks bored and the viewer falls asleep or hits FF.

Pussy eating! What ever happened to it? I miss it dearly and wish it would return.

I don't mind if people get completely naked in a porn flick. Really I don't. What's with the skirt or the top around the waist? I don't mind at all if the girl has a little extra skin there. I actually kinda like it. Shoes can be OK. Socks can be OK but I watch this stuff to see naked women having sex. Please.....no panties over to the side.

I've bitched about this before (at length) so I'll just mention it briefly here. There's way too much barrel distortion in today's porn. 'nuff said.

A good camera is pretty much the key ingredient. If you don't have one, get one. If you can't afford one, rent or borrow one. A good camera can do a pretty decent job in just about any lighting situation. The technology is far from perfect though so it always pays to have camera people who know what they're doing. There's way more to it than just pointing the camera and pressing record.

Ladies - It breaks my heart to inform you that Barbie isn't sexy. She's a plastic doll. If you want to turn me on, don't imitate her.

Physical flaws aren't always a turnoff. They can actually be kind of endearing. If they're obvious, don't try to hide them. You'll just call even more attention to them. People aren't perfect. I've never seen a flawless woman (and suspect I never will).

The mood on a porn set should be relaxed. Do your best not to hire people who are only in it for the cash. I'm sure this isn't easy. No offence to the girls who just do it because it pays well. Some amount of porn will always be acting but there's almost never any real heat if the performers aren't really into it.

I've really taken a liking to POV. I've been wondering if there isn't some kind of hands free camera with decent image quality so the dude can do pretty much whatever he wants without having a camera in one hand.

Perspective shots are awesome! There's something really special about seeing a girl's face framed by her pussy lips. It's creativity that is missing from so much porn. A camera doesn't see things the same way the human eye does so the director needs to compensate for that (in one way or another).

Porn should never look posed (even when it is). People should look and behave normally. Stiff, arched backs don't look any better than a bit of flab around the midsection. They look worse, actually because it makes the girl look self conscious and insecure. Confidence is sexy. Generally speaking, if a woman just has that attitude - if she believes that she's sexy then she is. I've seen average girls who just blew me away with their personality and their body language. I've seen beautiful girls who left me completely limp because they didn't believe they were beautiful or they were worried someone might see an inch of fat somewhere.

I've mentioned this before but the dude is important too. As tempting as it may be to hire some guy who's just begging to be in your next flick, take a look at his previous work. If he's limp in more than about 30% of his previous work, forget it. He obviously either has some kind of ED or he just isn't into the work.

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1) Make cunnilingus more realistic. Any guy who has, you know, _spoken_ to a girl would know that you have to get your tongue in there and apply a little pressure to do the job. If the guy (or other girl) has his head pulled way back and only the tip of his tongue barely touching her clit, there's no way in hell she'll feel anything. Just accept that you won't be able to get a closeup, and move on. Otherwise, don't bother.

2) In my perfect world, all cumshots would be inside an orifice. However, I have accepted that the porn-buying public has been conditioned, like Pavlov's dogs, to prefer Pull-out-and-jerk-off money shots. That said, would it _kill_ anyone for the girl's hand to be doing the jerking?

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Chaotic_23, your point on being conditioned rings true. I didn't realize how much I was conditioned until after I read your post. And speaking of porn being more realistic, if it were, porn would appeal to more women too($$$). One of women's main complaints about porn is that porn looks very phoney to them. Porn producers might be wise to take a hint from the literary world where romance novels are selling off the shelves like hot cakes to women looking for more romance in their lives.

Many great suggestions today. Thank you for your feedback.

Edited by - Dracula on 11/12/2006 3:16:00 AM

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So, my suggestion is to dress the girls in sexy clothes and let them have at it. Wendi Knight always did a good job with this at Zero Tolerance. Jonni Darkko too.

My suggestion is to use full body make up. I think some productions just spray that stuff on the girls all over.

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2. More body contact between the women ( g/g videos) , less toys , more intimate passion. You can still do this and retain all the nastiness you want.

3. Less camera movement. Constant movement and zooming in and back is not necessary and it's very annoying. You don't have to remain on the same angle or shot all the time, but we don't have to get seasick either !!!

4. Stop copying each other's styles. ex. all cumswapping series are almost all identical in formula.( tease , blowjob , anal fucking , drooling cum , and quick fade out)
Try and have the girls interact more with each other ( lots of kissing , pussy eating , spit sharing while blowing the guy). After the pop shot , have the girls play with it and kiss for a long time before fading out. Let them focus on each other , not the camera. The Japanese have made an art out of cumswapping, why can't we ?

5. Anal is fine but does every single video have to be so focused on it ? I am sure that alot of people would love to see more pussy eating and fucking.

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Get your OWN money together and start you own company with your OWN "better" movies.

"Suggestions" towards people on how to invest their money, when you know something only from a consumer (or a fan) standpoint are worthless, IMO.

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Remember, the customer is NOT always right.

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Edited by - scipio on 11/12/2006 3:24:03 PM

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"Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme.

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In no particular order:

1. Blowjobs (my favorite part of any porn scene): The point of a blowjob is to give the man pleasure and perhaps the woman as well (in the sense that she may enjoy pleasing the man). There are many ways/techniques of giving a good bj. However, the point of a blowjob is NOT to choke the woman or make her gag. It may happen inadvertently but too much current porn emphasizes it. And it sucks!! ;-)

2. Assholes: I'm no prude. I don't mind seeing a rim job and the like but for fuck's sake assholes/colons are not inherently attractive parts of the human anatomy. They are, in fact, the place where the poo comes from. What genius decided that gaping assholes was in anyway hot or attractive? Enough!

3. Plastic surgery: Enough with the unnecessary boob and nose jobs! I like a number of boob jobs but did Tera Patrick need a boob job????? A thousand times no. Someone should go to jail for destroying her perfect tits. There are countless other examples. Two recent ones come to mind: Teagan and Kaylynn. Teagan is a petite woman who was positively adorable when she entered the business. Her boobs now look silly on her and the absolutely unnecessary nose job is as bad. Teagan's nose was a little bigger then "perfect" but it added to her unique look which, again, was plenty fucking hot! The same goes for Kaylynn.

4. Tattoos: Maybe this is one I'm in the minority on but enough with this. The human body is not a canvas for some half-assed bad art. Some of us want our porn stars to look like woman we see every day (only maybe hotter and willing to fuck on film) not like biker trash or circus freaks. I can deal with some tattoos (you can't be a porn fan if you don't) but it has gotten out of hand.

5. Dicks: Call me gay if you like but while I don't focus on the guy in a scene, him and his schlong do matter. It seems like the number of male porn actors with cocks the size of forearms has increased. This matters because it makes it hard for many of the woman in the business to give a proper bj. See above.

Just my two cents. ;-)

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Beside the hot action in all of these, the production standards are up there: great picture, great color, sharp picture and nearly flawless girls with clean hairless parts.

Oh yea, and that anal pile driver position where the cock is going in the ass and then the pussy gapes open and you can see the outline of the cock sliding back and forth. That is HOT. More of that please.

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Tattoos: Not a fan of body art, and that includes body piercings. Personally I like the girls I watch all natural - the "girl next door" type.

Guy's Faces: A BIG BIG NO NO - That's a massive turn off. If someone wanted to see the guy have an orgasm... they would go buy some Bi or Gay porn. When it comes to hetro porn... let's keep the camera on the girls.

Pussy close-ups: A controversial one here from me, but I don't like it when we are zoomed in for minutes with just a pussy getting pumped close-up. I would prefer that the director gets on an angle so we see the pussy get pumped, BUT also see the rest of the girl's body.
Come on guys you must admit... if you were f***ing a girl you wouldn't just watch your dick pounding her... you'd watch her tits bouncing or her face showing she was near an orgasm - you know that's a bigger turn on.

Lesbians Making Out: There should be much longer pashing, not this Bullshit tongues barley touching each other. Also make the girls take their time in the build-up. I've seen some type of "Girls hunting girls" movies where they try to make you believe they are trying to sedeuce a lesbian virgin... but the new girl jumps in straight away - WRONG!
They need to act a little more... be a bit more hesistant and shy.

That's my two cents worth... or about 1.5 cents US!

BrekkyDJ (shopping at a porn store near you!)

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It would be nice to have cross distribution rights so all the European versions - some may have to be dubbed; but if the actress has a lot of appear - just editted for the U.S legal standards.

I love to get a collection of those hot stars that I have fallen for!

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Close ups are good.

I like the way Pierre Woodman does his interview then sex initiations on Private Castings.

The only thing I'd like for Woodman to do differently is close ups.

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Edited by - Dracula on 11/17/2006 12:50:25 PM

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Fast forward time? Nah, eurott's right, it's stupid. We know the guy's having a good time, okay? Let us watch her (and the action) instead.

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Edited by - chaotic_23 on 11/17/2006 1:04:47 PM

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