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OLY
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Gresham,, Ore gone!!
482 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2001 : 10:58AM
In this wacky industry who would you consider the biggest suitcase pimp.
ie...
Jay Ashley
Christian Steele
Skeeter Kerkove
etc..
add you favorite or not so favorite
these guys sure have it easy... not only are their girls good looking but they get to be in the movies with other chicks as well..
later on
oly

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dumblonde
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2352 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2001 : 5:26PM
Excellent question, OLY.
The Most Notorious title would have to go to Skeeter, I think. If this also qualifies him for the Biggest, or Best Suitcase Pimp, is hard to say. He certainly seems to be one of the Busiest Suitcase Pimps, and he's no slouch at fulfilling the duties of suitcase pimpism. In fact, I fully
expect to receive my first hate mail from him as soon as my
next review is posted, and I tingle with anticipation.
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atome12
Member

47 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2001 : 9:04PM
What is the difference between a pimp and suitcase pimp?
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dumblonde
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2352 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2001 : 9:30PM
As tempting as it is to say "a suitcase" here, I think this calls for "the official" definition, and who better than the man who single handedly is responsible for the widespread popularization of the term - the man who has probably dealt with and despises more suitcase pimps than anyone else, our newest member. You know him, you... well, you know him....Mike Quasar! Come on, Mike Quasar!

*I'm practicing for my new gig as a club mc

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astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
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Posted - Aug 3 2001 : 1:07PM
well, i'll have to go with skeeter, since he's listed in the dictionary under "suittcase pimp"
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Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Aug 5 2001 : 12:46PM
Well. I hate to toot my horn here but.... if you'll click on over to the Mike QuasarRants.com website, enter the archive section and click on "older posts 9" you will find what I believe to be the most comprehensive and acurate thesis on the subject of suitcase pimpism. I have years of experience dealing closely with the suitcase pimp in his natural habitat: several feet away from his wife whilst an anomymous stud sodomizes her for fun and profit. Should Time or Newsweek ever do an article about the suitcase pimp I believe they will borrow heavily from my writings on the subject.
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HoustonDon
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Houston
561 Posts
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Posted - Aug 5 2001 : 1:37PM
I think the fountain of knowledge on the subject, Mike "Mike Quasar" M., is the definitive word on the subject and I won't try to second guess him on this one.
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dumblonde
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Posted - Aug 5 2001 : 10:44PM
Thanks Mike Quasar, that is indeed the most comprehensive and definitive explanation of suitcase pimpism ever written.
It's also funnier than hell.
Here's a direct link: [ invalid url ]

BTW, I noticed an update message saying that Mike Quasar will return on Friday,Aug.3rd
Is that 2002? just wondering

For those who are unaware of your songwriting talent, allow me to post your classic romantic ballad, which to this day brings a tear to my eye ~

"In honor of the suitcase pimp I have composed a little ditty that is sung to the tune of
"To all the girls I've loved before" I hope you enjoy it."

To all the girls I've pimped before,
For all the times I've slapped those whores.
I took their self esteem, so I could steal their green
and yet they seem to love me more.

To all the girls who've paid my bills.
For all the broads I've hooked on pills.
They took it in the ass, so I could buy some grass
I smoke it in my coupe deville.

To all the girls who bought me things
So many gifts vagina brings.
They took it in the shorts, to pay my child support
My ex-wife thinks that I'm a King.

To that special girl I'm pimping now
You'll pay my rent this month somehow
You'll be a nervous wreck, but I'll still spend your check
I want my money bitch, Right Now!!

Edited by - dumblonde on Aug 5 2001

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