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| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 |  Posted - Aug 18 2002 : 6:08PMIn some places Private paid a lot of attention, like the menu's and DVD extra's but in others, like the plots and girls acting abilities they fell a little short. Overall, looking at this in the light of "it's a porn" I'd rate this about a 4. Looking at it in the light of a film, or as entertainment, I'd rate it about a 3. The Run Down -Private's Superfuckers No.9, The AnalSexPlosion Heat-6 "A mega ass fucking, cunt bashing, spunk splashing, 3 hour, sex frenzy. The only surprise here is that even Mr Woodman has excelled himself with a mega gang bang at the bowling alley as no less than 22 lads plough into the insatiable Kristy and score a strike every time leaving her drenched as rivers of sperm flow down her face. What I Liked -I liked the attention given to the DVD set up. The menu's were easy to navigate along with being visually and audibly appealing. -The variety was refreshing. From scene to scene there were new faces (and bodies) to see as well as a healthy mix of positions being played with. -There was a lot of natural beauty here. Not a lot of fake boobs, tattoos and too much makeup like you sometimes see in porn. What I Didn't Like -I felt the audio was weak in this DVD. Maybe I'm just spoiled but I like hearing what people are saying to one another. From scene to scene it was a problem, everything sounded far away and muffled. -Forgive me but I have to say it. Is this why young men are so BAD at having sex? They have all watched pornos and think it's O.K to shove their fingers in a womyns pussy before she's aroused? Come on, where is the realism here? I hate seeing this. It turns me off and makes me feel bad for the actresses. Repeat after me: -It seems to be a phenomena, you put two or more porn starlets in a room together and they're moans get in synch and it end up sounding like...Dogs in a kennel or seals on the docks at Fisherman's Wharf? I can't decide which is closer. Anyway, my point is this a real scream fest that personaly I find unappealing. Besides, it adds a comedic spin to things that is not conducive to the horney condition you're going for by watching a porn in the first place. -Ahhh! Please use condoms! I know this is a hateful thing to some people but in the second scene when I watch a man go from one ass to the other. My pussy cringes! That is just sick. At least have some hygiene common sense. In another scene the womyn takes the dildo out of her ass and proceeds right into giving it a BJ. And what's up with Kristy taking 25 guys with no condoms? -Acting. If you can't find better actors, don't bother with the plots. An that's all I have to say about that. Extras A nice selection. Your options are: -Trailer I Would Recommend this DVD to: -Anyone into hardcore sex action. -Facial lovers -Anal lovers -Anyone looking for gang bang or group sex action. My Overall Impression This is a good DVD to add to a collection despite my perceptions of it's shortcomings. It's good for hardcore sex action and a jack off session and hey, that's what porns for anyway right? What it's Worth & Where to Find it $18, http://https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_results.asp More info at: Have fun, be safe.  [Link] |
| Speelie Senior Member Fort Collins, CO 1191 Posts 5/01 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 2:12AM One more point, if you watch more Euro produced Euro movies (as opposed to ones made for say, Wicked), you will find that condom use is almost never seen, and the exchange of bodily fluids/excretions is a regular and common occurence. So what you saw in SF9 is nothing out of the ordinary for the sort of porn I watch and review.  [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 1:31PM "Dogs in a kennel or seals on the docks at Fisherman's Wharf?" The seals at Fisherman's Wharf are getting out of hand, and are becoming extremely annoying. Their cacophonous, insessant barking is music to my ears by comparison, however. "but in the second scene when I watch a man go from one ass to the other. My pussy cringes! That is just sick. At least have some hygiene common sense. In another scene the womyn takes the dildo out of her ass and proceeds right into giving it a BJ." I don't think guys realize the infections this can cause, because besides STDs and AIDS, they don't get them. " And what's up with Kristy taking 25 guys with no condoms?" 25 guys? I don't know why this cracks me up. Was it the no condoms that brought down the heat in that scene? [Link] |
| Goldmember Member 518 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 3:25PM I have to agree with you here. You see it all the time in porn, and no women I've ever been with would be to happy with me if I just started penatrating her. I also have to agree with Speelie condoms are rare in Euro porn. Edited by - Gold_Member on Aug 19 2002 [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 4:18PM So to answer your question Blondie, yes the no condoms in the gang bang deffenitly was a heat damper for me. 1 man's sperm changes the PH balance in a womyns pussy so I cannot imagine what 25 guys secretions would do. Can you say yeast infection? Aside from the fact that it's just irresponsible to the extreme. Ugh! *Luna shudders* Anyway! thanks again for the responses, I'm reading and appreciating! [Link] |
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| blklthrjkt Passionfruit Video Dallas 105 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Aug 19 2002 : 11:27PM And anal to vaginal without a thorough cleaning is an infection for sure! Time for porn producers to think about not only the safety of their stars, but their customers as well. (Stepping off my soapbox) [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Aug 20 2002 : 11:11AM Highly recommended. [Link] |
| hurricane Deactivated User 103 Posts 4/02 | Posted - Aug 20 2002 : 8:31PM While hygiene is important on the film set (which is not the concern of us viewers), it is no criterium in the video. Porn is entertainment. Is has no educational purpose. Almost all movies (westerns, thrillers, horror) are in some way incorrect. So what? [Link] |
| -lunacy- Senior Member 1081 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Aug 21 2002 : 2:52PM |
| Saki At-Large 2087 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Aug 21 2002 : 4:24PM I wouldn't so quickly dismiss the educational aspect of adult videos. I saw porn before I had sex for the first time, and don't think that what I saw wasn't in the back of my mind. Just like if I was dropped in a war zone with an M-16, I probably would be thinking of every action and war movie I've ever seen for clue on how not to get killed. And that will probably result in my death! - Saki [Link] |
| SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Aug 22 2002 : 5:20AM Although your not directly being taught how to have sex, you get a good idea of how to get it on. Especially with the lesbian scenes, it can show many a guy how to eat pussy, if they don't know allready. SQUIDMONKEY [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Aug 22 2002 : 4:28PM I could be wrong, but I don't think Saki meant that it's necessarily a GOOD education. "Especially with the lesbian scenes, it can show many a guy how to eat pussy, if they don't know allready. " Dear God... [Link] |
| hurricane Deactivated User 103 Posts 4/02 | Posted - Aug 23 2002 : 11:24PM * the art of fisting (Debora Coeur) Good education? Bad education? No education? [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Aug 23 2002 : 11:41PM hurricane said: Good education? Bad education? No education? _______________ Yes! [Link] |
| Sbando Boy Euro Babe Magnet 1839 Posts 6/01 | Posted - Aug 24 2002 : 3:07AM Apart from that (are we cool, Blondie?), I must say that Luna's review is one of the most brilliantly formatted (visually and logically) articles I ever saw on the 'Net. Quoting the producer's press release was a great touch, and it has a great mix of info and personal thoughts. Not to mention those cool style sheets that my lazy ass never got to learn properly. [Link] |
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