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PrimalUrges
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23 Posts
10/08
Posted - Oct 21 2008 : 3:31PM
Does this exist? If not, it should. Instead of Sweeny Todd killing everyone, and blood flying all over the place, he could cover them in jizz. Of course, that being the case, we'd have more of a parody of 'the Fly' since that shit would harden pretty quickly, and his victims would be stuck to the walls.
Ok, maybe not such a good idea!

Largo
Member

21 Posts
6/08
Posted - Oct 21 2008 : 3:38PM
^ Peeney Todd.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Oct 21 2008 : 7:15PM
it would be lame.
i like that most of the current porn parodies are camp spoofs of camp shows. like not the bradys, not the munsters, not bewitched. chances are they're going to be cheesy anyway, so it's good that they get cheesy source material. if they parody a good movie, it usually ends up being shit.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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^Lucy Pinder
18634 Posts
4/08
Posted - Oct 21 2008 : 11:35PM
^Look at the preview of 'The Four' for an example of what looks like a porn parody of a good movie (300) that is going to be shitty.
ScriptScribe
Deactivated User

52 Posts
9/08
Posted - Oct 22 2008 : 2:34AM
Porn parodies are, by definition, lame. Right off the bat, the producer of such crap is acknowledging that his teeny weeny little brain can't produce one original thought.
 
PrimalUrges
Member

23 Posts
10/08
Posted - Oct 22 2008 : 4:08PM
While I'll give you that porn parodies are not original, let's face it, this whole industry is in that boat.
You have 500 different companies all making the same movie over and over again.
Person A meets Person B - they fuck Roll credits.
Sure, there are variations:
X amount of People A meet X amount of People B - they fuck - roll credits.
But seriously, everyone is making the same movie. IF they were making TRULY original films, they wouldn't be porn. Even with sex scens, they'd still just be "Erotic (insert genre)"
Like "Erotic Thrillers" or "Random DVD with 18 new minutes that were too HOT to show in theaters."
I don't mean any offense to all you directors out there, but let's face it, 99% of everything in the Porn genre is just fucking with different backgrounds. (and 70% of that is all in the bedroom)



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