Its not as complicated as contacting someone in a magazine, just go to a club and press your luck. Here in Phoenix, you don't have to be a member of a special club, as it costs 30-40 bucks for admittance (when compared to how much you might blow at a strip club, its worth it.) Go with a chick and its cheaper; just make sure she is ready to see some crazy stuff...

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P-knuckle, Can you tell us more (hows about some gory details about what you got upto) What about a small report on your thoughts and feelings on the whole experience?? did you feel seedy?? was it seedy at all?? How easy was it??

hahah Come on, I'm dying to know

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I saw so many nasty things going on from my experiences (good and bad,) it would be hard to list, some highlights though-

1. 1 woman blowing 10 guys (no, I didn't participate as it was disgusting to me.)

2. I was having sex with a woman in a private room, and then I heard someone yelling, 'Mom, mom, where are you?' from outside the locked door. I guess I was screwing the security guys mother, who frequented the club. Oh well...

3. Met a strangely attractive woman, we got in the jacuzzi and did whatever, we hung out afterwards (a few dates,) she was a escort who usually turned tricks at the clubs or looked for clients. The most I bought her was a cheeseburger so I guess she was worth it.

4. Met two secretaries from the college I went to (ASU,) they weren't game for anything (came to the club out of curiousity) and freaked out and left when they noticed a guy wanking in the corner to some movie.

4. Went with a girl (she thought I said swingers club like swing dancing, boy was she surprised.) She got propositioned for anal before we got in the front door. She was nervous the whole night but I managed to get her to do some wacky stuff in the 'malaysian sex swing' and I had to lock the door to the room as three guys were trying to barge in. She never called me again after it was over; I guess I was too romantic.

5. I tried to hit on a woman, she didn't like me, but went off with my friend (300 lb. overweight guy,) so my ego was crushed. But I hit the free nacho bar and got over it. (a lot of clubs have rockin' buffets.)

6. Orgy 3 vs 3 (most guys I noticed in the club needed some serious viagra.) It was the most pitiful thing ever; the guys couldn't get it up and just ate out the girls. Once again, from a far was better than up close.

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Some of these places were kinda seedy, but very clean (condoms and new sheets for everyone!,) professional, safe, and fun as hell. I haven't been to one in awhile (almost 11 months, girlfriends ruin everything,) but I reccomend trying them out. It seems that for couples it is much easier to score, but me being a Han Solo kinda guy, its more fun and challenging to see how well you fair alone. I had more fun alone that when I went with a girl on two occasions.

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What an excellent report!! Hahah it looks like you had some really good fun and some experiences that will definately stick with you forever.

I don't know if they have this kinda thing in the UK, or if they are quite underground, I don't know. But it definately sounds like fun, and the kinda place that I would check out at least once.

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PS Girlfriends really do know how to screw things up!!

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