I have to say that I've just spent the past two days on one of the most incredible shoots ever: Patrick Collins' "Tails From The Toilet." It was one of the most creative and erotic projects I've ever been a part of, combing Gregory dark surrealism with pure. almost atomic gonzo sex. The cast includes Venus, Cytherea, Katie Gold, Kody, Nikki Hunter, Liza Harper, amongst others. Somehow--and I gotta' admit I didn't think it was possible in the pre-production of the idea--Patrick brought out performances in the entire cast beyond perhaps anything they've ever done in their careers. It was a twisted complex vision that came close to the line, but never compromised the intensity of the sex. This will be a porno you and your dick will never forget. We've worked two eighteen hour days (and I was even cleaning up cum rags on the set to help out) and still have to shoot all day tomorrow, but this movie is so fucking hot I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. Venus, all oiled up coated in jizz and vegetable oil, getting hammered by Kurt Lockwood, Cythera the human geyser blasting everyone on the scene, glory holes...,fuck, man...incredible! I'll update everyone on the shoot in more detail this weekend, because I'm sure right now it doesn't make sense to you, but I guarantee you, my fellow porn freaks, will really like it. Thanks to everyone on adultdvdtalk and every porn fan out there for inspiring us to give you a product you will want to come back to again and again. Fuck, man, I may be tired and delirious right now, but if this porno doesn't make you jack off till your brains blow out your ears like mine did on the set, nothing will.

Sorry if I'm rambling but the scene with Venus has put me in another place--that fucking place where I turn my dick into raw hamburger meat for the next couple hours. And personal apology to Patrick for questioning whether this could have been pulled off. You are definetely back, sir. And thanks to all of you out there (especially contributors to this site) for inspiring and challenging this man to return to his roots. He is truly a legend and I've learned a hell of a lot from him in the past two days. Believe it or not, you've motivated Pat to once again be the best fucking pornographer in the business. And for this, your dick will be done justice as mine has for almost 48 hours now. Pat, you were right, sir. I'll never doubt you again.

Edited by - zupko on May 21 2004

Edited by - zupko on May 21 2004