wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:37PM
TarynThomas wrote:
998 folks...
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That was 1,000...this is 1,001! WOOHOO! [Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:40PM
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! **Gets up and does the happy dance* TARYN'S THREAD IS OVER A 1000 PEOPLE!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! Taryn for President!
[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:41PM
That was hilarious, Your post was the 1000 one!!!!! Shit I wanted to be the one to break into the 4 digits :-( . but anyway, WOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOO!!!! ***does the happy dance again*TarynThomas wrote:
998 folks...
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[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:52PM
dandaman Devil's Advocate Still stuck in hell's waiting room 384 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:52PM
How 'bout a lap dance for all your fans Taryn. I mean to celebrate your over 1000 post thread.
Taryn is the best.
[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:56PM
WOOOOO FUCKINN HOOOOOOO BABY!!!!!TarynThomas wrote:
HOLY CRAP! MY THREAD MADE IT OVER 1,000. I AM SOOOOO HAPPY! I REMEMBER WHEN THIS THREAD WAS JUST A BABY AND HAD ONLY LIKE 30 POSTS AND WHEN IT GOT TO 300 I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOT. LET'S NOW SEE HOW LONG WE CAN KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE. THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THROUGH OUT THIS LAST YEAR. LOVE YOU ALL!!!
XOXOX- TARYN THOMAS
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[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 2:59PM
IT'S CELEBRATION TIME BITCHES!!!!! Rick James style
[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:00PM
I am so happy right. It may sound corny. But i've been waiting for my thread to crack 1,000 ever since I started posting here. I am so happy about this. Thank you once again to everyone that helped make my thread pass 1,000. Also thank you Tmkowal for starting this thread. To think he was just trying to find out what websites I was on back then.
Thanks EVERYONE!!!
[Link] dandaman Devil's Advocate Still stuck in hell's waiting room 384 Posts 1/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:04PM
We love you Babe, that's it.
Taryn is the best.
[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 3:14PM
NOW how about you singin that "I believe I can gape" song for everybudy????? hahaa it is a big occasion.
[Link] canadianjersey Member Vancouver, BC, CANADA! 991 Posts 2/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:03PM
So this battle b/w Taryn & Penny on who's thread is longer is kinda cool but kinda weird............. Penny is 47 pages away from the "Ass Hat" as she calls Taryn.....
I will be uselessy posting crap on threads to promote the uselessness and creativity of these brainiac threads!
[Link] bill_russell_6 Deactivated User Montevideo, Uruguay 563 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:06PM
dandaman wrote:
How 'bout a lap dance for all your fans Taryn.
I mean to celebrate your over 1000 post thread.
Taryn is the best.
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... with touching and licking allowed, hehehe.[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 4:22PM
You must have a very long tongue to reach from Uruguay.[Link] Cumwhipper Senior Member 4050 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 6:06PM
Mad props to our favorite Ass Hat! I can't believe the volume of posts made on this thread since just this morning! Taryn's fans are showing up in force - it's impressive.[Link]
Poppy Morgan x Member Suuurpise 83 Posts 7/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 7:13PM
er excuse the fuck out of me Miz Thomas... but a little thanks from your mates and fans way over here in little old England wouldn't go a miss??love ya!! Poppy xx
[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 8:19PM
Poppy Morgan x wrote:
er excuse the fuck out of me Miz Thomas... but a little thanks from your mates and fans way over here in little old England wouldn't go a miss??
love ya!! Poppy xx
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I did thank my fans and everyone that participated and still participate. But let me know give special THANKS to my very dear friend POPPY MORGAN. Thanks girl! When are you coming back to the US? We miss your English Bum around here. XOXOX- Taryn
[Link] friedbrownball Member 340 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 8:51PM
I think you should call Poppy "cunt truffle".FBB
[Link] Leyden Senior Member The people have spoken. I'm a nitpicking dick. Woo! 8751 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 9:08PM ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 9:11PM
That was only a preview of the starpower of the pornstar we have come to know as Taryn Thomas aka Dirtiest girl in porn! Ultrasiet2 was calling out all the "TARYNITES", stayin up all night floodin penny's thread tryin to get it close to Taryn's...so they asked for it lol. Btw Taryn, how do you like the new name "TARYNITES" for all ur fans? Definately beats gremline lol.Cumwhipper wrote:
Mad props to our favorite Ass Hat! I can't believe the volume of posts made on this thread since just this morning! Taryn's fans are showing up in force - it's impressive.
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[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 9:15PM
ArinsystmaticX wrote:
That was only a preview of the starpower of the pornstar we have come to know as Taryn Thomas aka Dirtiest girl in porn! Ultrasiet2 was calling out all the "TARYNITES", stayin up all night floodin penny's thread tryin to get it close to Taryn's...so they asked for it lol.
Btw Taryn, how do you like the new name "TARYNITES" for all ur fans? Definately beats gremline lol.
Cumwhipper wrote:
Mad props to our favorite Ass Hat! I can't believe the volume of posts made on this thread since just this morning! Taryn's fans are showing up in force - it's impressive.
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TARYNITES? Kinda has a nice ring to it. I am liking it a lot. Shylock made up gremlins for me anyway lol[Link] bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 9:18PM
Or you can say we all have a case of Tarynitis-- the symptoms being we can't get enough of Taryn and all the nasty things she does!![Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 24 2006 : 9:36PM
hahaaa I like that one too! So shall we say, we are Tarynites, carrying symptoms of Tarynitis!bono-ONE wrote:
Or you can say we all have a case of Tarynitis-- the symptoms being we can't get enough of Taryn and all the nasty things she does!!
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[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 12:05AM
bono-ONE wrote:
Or you can say we all have a case of Tarynitis-- the symptoms being we can't get enough of Taryn and all the nasty things she does!!
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I like this one too. Tarynitis...[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 12:17AM
Then there's "Taryn Elbow" (from too much whacking) ... You have to visit a specialist, the Tarynologist, and get a Tarynoscopic examination.
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bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 1:46AM
TarynesiaTarynzeimers
beware if those start to set in, the physicians still don't have a cure for either, Bill Gates is donating $150 million to the Taryn Thomas Center for Porn Research this year to try and help stamp out these deadly diseases.
[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 1:50AM
I thought they were symptoms of something much larger sweeping society ...[Link] king of rappers Member 225 Posts 6/06 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 1:54AM
i have no reason to post except i wish to frustrate Penny Flame's efforts to a have a longer thread than Taryn!Penny is great, but Taryn rules!
[Link] justalurker Member 241 Posts 8/03 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 1:58AM
I'm looking for gremlins. They keep hiding my keys.[Link] Van Styles Member Starr Power 306 Posts 1/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 3:24AM
Taryn T!!![Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 6:59AM
There's a gremlin on the side of the plane/bus?[don't you fucking look at me]
[Link] Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 12:25PM
bono-ONE wrote:
Or you can say we all have a case of Tarynitis-- the symptoms being we can't get enough of Taryn and all the nasty things she does!!
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I like this one just because it sounds like the 'ITIS . But instead of food, whenever one wacks off to a Taryn Thomas scene they immediately pass out. Maybe with jizz on their thigh as well.[Link] TarynThomas Senior Member Taryn It Up 1013 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 1:44PM
This is great Taryn symptoms, Taryn doctors, Taryn Viruses... Oh this is so cool. I can't wait to see the other ones you all come up with. XOXOX- Taryn
[Link] Monstar Senior Member http://twitter.com/MonstarPR 1154 Posts 4/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 5:27PM
Van Styles wrote:
Taryn T!!!
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I heart you, van styles.Monstar Rawx! ContactPornStars.com
[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 6:39PM
duffy Deactivated User 208 Posts 4/06 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 6:51PM
king of rappers wrote:
i have no reason to post except i wish to frustrate Penny Flame's efforts to a have a longer thread than Taryn!
Penny is great, but Taryn rules!
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They would both eat boogers for $67.[Link] wolf69 Member My compass is pointing West. 830 Posts 5/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 9:09PM
TarynThomas wrote:
I am so happy right. It may sound corny. But i've been waiting for my thread to crack 1,000 ever since I started posting here. I am so happy about this.
Thank you once again to everyone that helped make my thread pass 1,000. Also thank you Tmkowal for starting this thread. To think he was just trying to find out what websites I was on back then.
Thanks EVERYONE!!!
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Keep "Taryn it up!" Hope you're around for at least another few (hundred) thousand posts, Taryn! [Link] Monstar Senior Member http://twitter.com/MonstarPR 1154 Posts 4/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 9:29PM
I had a Taryn able day....LOLMonstar Rawx! ContactPornStars.com
[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 9:36PM
Are you Taryn -capable?[Link] skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 9:37PM
I think we all need to download some Ta-ryng Tones [Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 9:39PM
I believe this is the third one i came up with, or second? Fuck almost had another one but forgot lolArinsystmaticX wrote:
Well the Tarynites like myself, do need acouple of TARYNOLS a day to calm ourselves down from the extreme horniness (which is one of the symptoms of Tarynitis).
[Link] Ultrasiet2 Wam Bam! Clan Monique, Ultra, Jesse - bustin' suckas down under! 1433 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jul 25 2006 : 10:36PM
skronker wrote:
Are you
Taryn -capable?
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Unpack that one for me skronk. Me not get.Actually, why is it that Penny and Taryn haven't yet been in a seuxal scene together, to my knowledge? I realise they were in the first GIRL'S NIGHT OUT, but no b/g/g. Hmmmmmm.
[Link] cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 12:07AM cursive Member Your inquisitveness is infectious... 586 Posts 4/05 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 12:15AM
TarynThomas wrote:
Also thank you Tmkowal for starting this thread. To think he was just trying to find out what websites I was on back then.
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Where is that guy now?TarynThomas wrote:
This is great Taryn symptoms, Taryn doctors, Taryn Viruses... Oh this is so cool. I can't wait to see the other ones you all come up with.
XOXOX- Taryn
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Tarynitis, Tarynologist, Tarynesia...it's the new ADT lingo: Tarynese. I should go brush up on my Tarynese right now. [Link] friedbrownball Member 340 Posts 2/05 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 1:21AM
What are you doing when you fuck a girl hard in the ass?You're Taryn her up!
Sorry...
FBB
[Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 3:26AM
Ultrasiet2 wrote:
skronker wrote:
Are you
Taryn -capable?
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Unpack that one for me skronk. Me not get.
Actually, why is it that Penny and Taryn haven't yet been in a seuxal scene together, to my knowledge? I realise they were in the first GIRL'S NIGHT OUT, but no b/g/g. Hmmmmmm.
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as in Handicapable[don't you fucking look at me]
[Link] Flyboy Member Sea Of Waking Dreams 227 Posts 5/06 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 3:52AM
Tarynitis still wins out.[Link] ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 4:32PM
Whaa??? Tarynites is the OFFICIAL name for all Taryn fans from now on...so it's gotta be the winner lol. Although Tarynitis IS what makes one a Tarynite, indeed!
[Link] morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 6:56PM
<- I changed my mind. I'm a twat waffler.[Link] bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 7:21PM
And for all news Taryn turn in toTaryNBC
[Link] Shylock Spieglergirls.com "Patron of the Tarts" 2431 Posts 3/03 Posted - Jul 26 2006 : 9:40PM
morbidthoughts wrote:
I changed my mind.
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Does the new one work any better? SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts"Spieglergirls.com
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